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(Yahoo)   Katie Holmes says she's still just a Midwestern girl who likes her wine in a box. Of course, after six years with Tom Cruise, she'd probably enjoy anything in her box   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 43
    More: Interesting, Tom Cruise, katie, box wine, Mad Dog, Access Hollywood, Kathy Griffin, likes, BREAKn AWAY  
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2012-11-10 06:35:19 AM
awesome headline. well done.
 
2012-11-10 06:39:01 AM
Well played subby
 
2012-11-10 07:25:18 AM
Nice one.
 
2012-11-10 07:51:51 AM
Yeah, In the running for headline of the week/month/year voting.

Why I come to Fark.
 
2012-11-10 08:10:38 AM
Yuuuuuuuuup.

Should make HsOTW.
 
2012-11-10 08:29:43 AM
Bottoms up subby!
 
2012-11-10 09:05:34 AM
Ok, I will start.

scrapetv.com
 
2012-11-10 09:28:59 AM
Bravo.
 
2012-11-10 09:34:52 AM
Mister Mapother couldn't reach her easy button.
 
2012-11-10 09:40:34 AM
I laughed

/srsly, +1 subby
 
2012-11-10 10:16:51 AM
Rude, crude, filthy and funny.

Nice one, subby.
 
2012-11-10 10:20:47 AM
millenniumdancecomplex.com
 
2012-11-10 10:21:13 AM
Zing
 
2012-11-10 10:23:07 AM
Bravo Subs
 
2012-11-10 10:25:49 AM
Oh Snap.
 
2012-11-10 10:34:39 AM
Well played subby.
 
2012-11-10 11:21:52 AM
HOTY candidate for certain.
 
2012-11-10 11:21:56 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com

/please sit on my face and gyrate, Katie
 
2012-11-10 11:25:17 AM
Imaginary liter +1, subby.

/angry god, Gordon Lighfoot, King of England
 
2012-11-10 11:53:58 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.music-juice.com
www.tkshare.com
 
2012-11-10 12:05:54 PM
Wine in a box?

Snatch-chugging?
 
2012-11-10 12:10:29 PM
OH SNAP CRACKLE AND POP

Showbiz Headline of the Year contender! Well done, subby!
 
2012-11-10 12:24:33 PM
I still remember exactly where I was when she took her top off in The Gift.

/ok, maybe not, but I remember where my hand was.
 
2012-11-10 12:28:50 PM
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/Or Chardboardannay, if you're drinking white
 
2012-11-10 12:44:13 PM

idsfa: /Or Chardboardannay, if you're drinking white


I believe an evening with boxed wine is called the Tour de Franzia these days.
 
2012-11-10 01:38:40 PM
Good stuff subby.
 
2012-11-10 01:41:21 PM
Bravo
 
2012-11-10 01:53:26 PM
Nice to see she's still hot. I haven't really payed attention. Did she drop the scientology nonsense when she dumped Cruise?
 
2012-11-10 02:31:49 PM
I remember her from "The Ice Storm."

I can hardly remember anything else from "The Ice Storm," and considering a lot of my favorite actors are in it, that's saying something.
 
2012-11-10 02:55:27 PM
While you guys are posting pictures of her, and thank you for that, I'll be over here in line to be the first in her box.
 
2012-11-10 03:19:05 PM
I'll clear my calendar.
 
2012-11-10 03:19:29 PM

rthanu: Nice to see she's still hot. I haven't really payed attention. Did she drop the scientology nonsense when she dumped Cruise?


Nobody knows. No one who escapes ever breathes a word about it. You don't hear Nicole Kidman giving us the lowdown on scientology, do you?

But since rumor has it that she left him so that their daughter wouldn't be exposed to it, I'd guess that she's not a part of the lunacy anymore.
 
2012-11-10 05:53:57 PM
She's pretty... Meh..

cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2012-11-10 05:55:58 PM
wine inna box huh? if you were married to a multi-millionaire, living the life and seeing the world and you claim you haven't been cultured well good for you for 'keepin it real' hon. now off with the panties because daddy has to spank a dirty girl.
 
2012-11-10 08:06:03 PM
She has the integrity and honesty of a country music singer.
 
2012-11-10 08:36:31 PM
Midwest is Ohio? I know that it may have been sometime in the past but it's not even mid anything at this point, it's east. They need to update that regional shiat.
 
2012-11-10 10:07:34 PM
Golf clap headline

/You know the Holocaust? Picture the opposite of that
 
2012-11-10 10:32:12 PM
Sorry but Katie is a dried up no acting coont.
/yes I would still bang her
 
2012-11-11 12:13:01 AM
Sorry Katie baby, you had your chance. I loved you before Tom ever did.
Now you are just a used bundle of crazy with baggage.
 
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2012-11-11 06:18:19 AM

styckx: She's pretty... Meh..

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yack!
 
2012-11-11 08:11:06 AM

Swedgin: idsfa: /Or Chardboardannay, if you're drinking white

I believe an evening with boxed wine is called the Tour de Franzia these days.


just mix it with coca-cola, and you will be set.

/witnessed this in Paris
//not a bad way to deal with shiatty wine
 
2012-11-12 09:55:29 AM

hovsm: Midwest is Ohio? I know that it may have been sometime in the past but it's not even mid anything at this point, it's east. They need to update that regional shiat.


Indeed. I'm from Cincinnati and people here debate whether it is the Midwest.
 
2012-11-12 09:06:09 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Wine in a box?

Snatch-chugging?


I pictured Tubgirl, but with red instead of Orange juice..

/oh, and the other hole of course..
 
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