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2012-11-10 11:13:39 AM  

ModernLuddite: Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)

I learned something new today.

Also, I think I say "what the fark, Russia?" about once a day at this point.


It's because of the collapse of Socialism and and advent of Evil Capitalism. Back when it was the USSR, they never had these kind of problems. It was a worker's paradise!
 
2012-11-10 11:22:53 AM  
This is my favorite of all the pics. It says a couple of things to me. First, that rhino is a lot smarter than most people would think in that he is surrounded by men with guns, yet obviously feels protected rather than threatened. Second, the guy in front has huge balls of steel; I certainly wouldn't temp fate like that.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-10 11:25:49 AM  
If anyone is interested, Vice did a decent piece on Krokodil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsUH8llvTZo&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er
 
2012-11-10 11:26:41 AM  
The pic of Shoep sleeping on his masters shoulder in Lake Superior is the epitome of goodness compared to the mess humanity makes for itself.
 
2012-11-10 11:31:37 AM  
Put some lipstick on that pig and some Farker would do it.
 
2012-11-10 11:32:31 AM  
I prefer photos of the really mega rich.
 
2012-11-10 11:33:12 AM  
The photo of the white rhino made me sad.

/only 8 left in the wild?
//and they have to guard this one even though it has no horn?
///with three men with military weapons?
////wtf, humanity? WTF?
 
2012-11-10 11:48:54 AM  
How can a government win against hovering rebels?
 
2012-11-10 12:15:41 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is my favorite of all the pics. It says a couple of things to me. First, that rhino is a lot smarter than most people would think in that he is surrounded by men with guns, yet obviously feels protected rather than threatened. Second, the guy in front has huge balls of steel; I certainly wouldn't temp fate like that.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x559]


My favorite too. Don't know while I get more emotional over an animal suffering then some human.

Off to hug my daughter then pet the dogs
 
2012-11-10 12:17:35 PM  

doosh: Subby show thy name that I may shun thee henceforth!

As far as the photo is concerned most of its "impact" is its post-processing so maybe I need to take note of the formula for what's trending:

1- Underexpose by a stop then another frame correctly exposed
2- HDR the bejeezus out of both.
3- Sharpen that biatch til them pixels bleed.
4- Profit!


only noon, but you are asshole of the day so far
 
2012-11-10 12:24:35 PM  

dramatools: [i49.tinypic.com image 640x640]
She only played a call girl on TV, but we needed some headline-appropriate eyebleach.


Holy fark! Can hey photoshop her any more?!?!?!
 
2012-11-10 12:24:43 PM  
Who remembers Rugby Jack and Anti-Norm photoshops?
Who clicked on the images every time?
And who, among those, were appalled at what they saw?
These are the same people that are complaining here - you didn't know exactly what to expect, but you had to know it wasn't going to be pretty - and you clicked anyway...

/I clicked too - it is the train wreck - you don't want to look, but something always make you look anyway.
 
2012-11-10 12:25:04 PM  
i fall for this every goddamn time
 
2012-11-10 12:30:18 PM  
The "smoking hot" adjective no longer fools anyone.
 
2012-11-10 12:37:46 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Aidan: The child bride picture makes my soul shudder.

Several other pictures are really good. Some are merely nice.

Are not all cultures equal? You sound culture-centric and racist.


Keep in mind that at one time, and not so very long ago at that, our own culture considered slavery totally acceptable. We're still pretty much okay with bombing the shiat out of civilians, as long as they're brown. It's one thing to say that certain cultural practices are farked up and need to end, but when you say they're simply bad people, you aren't arguing from a position of strength; you are, in fact, just a hypocrite. I mean, just 70 years ago Germans went full retard and committed the most horrifying atrocities in the history of the world. You know what the most common ethnicity in the United States is? I'll give you a hint: Deutschland Uber Alles. They have child brides and female genital mutilation; we had slavery and pogroms. We're a little ahead of them in some ways, but considering what remote backwaters they often live in that should come as no surprise.
 
2012-11-10 12:51:28 PM  

AcesFull: BolshyGreatYarblocks: clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]

Those Mexican Corrida musicians are more badass than I thought.....................


lead guitar,vocals and a better than average blood lust..


Bards can boost a group's morale, and gets you a +1 on attack and damage rolls.
 
2012-11-10 12:58:37 PM  

harbingerofdoom: Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)

wow thats some messed up stuff right there.


What the fark?
Jesus, why didn't I listen?
 
2012-11-10 01:00:14 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Aidan: The child bride picture makes my soul shudder.

Several other pictures are really good. Some are merely nice.

Are not all cultures equal? You sound culture-centric and racist.


And proud of it.
Some cultures suck ass.
 
2012-11-10 01:03:40 PM  

rebelpride644: harbingerofdoom: Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)

wow thats some messed up stuff right there.

What the fark?
Jesus, why didn't I listen?


I didn't GIS, but read the wiki on home-brew desomorphine. That was horrific enough. No "Breakingov Badskii" guys keeping the product pure.
 
2012-11-10 01:14:09 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Are not all cultures equal?


No. It is a very different thing to put a man on the moon than to put a bone in your nose.
 
2012-11-10 01:16:25 PM  

give me doughnuts: AcesFull: BolshyGreatYarblocks: clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]

Those Mexican Corrida musicians are more badass than I thought.....................


lead guitar,vocals and a better than average blood lust..

Bards can boost a group's morale, and gets you a +1 on attack and damage rolls.




lead singer and driver of the suicide Winnebago...
 
2012-11-10 02:17:14 PM  
People pay money for that? I don't think I would have sex with that woman if she paid me, and it's been a long damn time.
 
2012-11-10 02:58:45 PM  
More like smoking hot CARL girl, AMIRITE! HUH! HUH!


/I crack knee up sometimes...
//heh-heh "crack"
 
2012-11-10 03:19:12 PM  

johnnygew: Who remembers Rugby Jack and Anti-Norm photoshops?
Who clicked on the images every time?
And who, among those, were appalled at what they saw?
These are the same people that are complaining here - you didn't know exactly what to expect, but you had to know it wasn't going to be pretty - and you clicked anyway...

/I clicked too - it is the train wreck - you don't want to look, but something always make you look anyway.


fark has hardened my eyes
 
2012-11-10 03:35:07 PM  
Yeah, this story was in the list of links at the bottom of the page of a story from the Mail that showed up here yesterday.
Tune in tomorrow when our story will be one of the links at the bottom of the page of today's story.
Tune in the day after tomorrow ...
 
2012-11-10 04:26:47 PM  

Arkanaut: Those are some mournful tits.

HUNTER
Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.

BROCK
Oh, did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.

HUNTER
Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.

BROCK
Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.

HUNTER
Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.

BROCK
Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

HUNTER
Those things are like a little kid with Progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Dammit she has gloomy tits!

BROCK
It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!

HUNTER
I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."

-Venture Brothers

o.aolcdn.com 

/best goddamn show ever
 
2012-11-10 06:26:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-10 08:52:45 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 
www.chinaoilpaintinggallery.com
 
2012-11-10 09:25:15 PM  

malaktaus: I mean, just 70 years ago Germans went full retard and committed the most horrifying atrocities in the history of the world.


You forgot the part where we bombed their civilians (who are white) and killed millions of them to bring that crap to an end. When we could have just fought off the Japanese and stayed out of Europe. The Japanese btw did the same crap as the Germans, just less efficiently. The Russians invaded Poland too, and committed massacres there, AND the Holodomor in the Ukraine. It is ok to be non pc and admit that countries with germanic peoples fly rockets to the moon whilst child bride cultures languish in poverty and backwardness.
 
2012-11-10 10:02:07 PM  

clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]


Never fear, EL KABONG is here!
 
2012-11-11 12:25:28 AM  

Pick13: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is my favorite of all the pics. It says a couple of things to me. First, that rhino is a lot smarter than most people would think in that he is surrounded by men with guns, yet obviously feels protected rather than threatened. Second, the guy in front has huge balls of steel; I certainly wouldn't temp fate like that.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x559]

My favorite too. Don't know while I get more emotional over an animal suffering then some human.

Off to hug my daughter then pet the dogs


Personally I think it's because humans are intelligent (mostly) and are capable of making choices. Animals can't understand WTF humans are doing to them and are powerless against us.

Also, a lot of people are dicks. Some animals too, but not really by choice the way people are.
 
2012-11-11 09:41:41 AM  
Oh, dear God. How much?
 
2012-11-11 10:11:48 AM  

frunjer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 425x309] 
[www.chinaoilpaintinggallery.com image 425x500]


Actually, it's more a mirror pose of the Pieta in the Vatican. That's what the writeup said, anyway, when I saw the exhibit. But well done for not being completely culturally illiterate.
 
2012-11-11 12:21:49 PM  
I'll say it again and again- anyone caught using the "smoking hot" thing should have their accounts banned for life.
 
2012-11-12 09:13:15 PM  

Bomb Mecca: malaktaus: I mean, just 70 years ago Germans went full retard and committed the most horrifying atrocities in the history of the world.

You forgot the part where we bombed their civilians (who are white) and killed millions of them to bring that crap to an end. When we could have just fought off the Japanese and stayed out of Europe. The Japanese btw did the same crap as the Germans, just less efficiently. The Russians invaded Poland too, and committed massacres there, AND the Holodomor in the Ukraine. It is ok to be non pc and admit that countries with germanic peoples fly rockets to the moon whilst child bride cultures languish in poverty and backwardness.


Link

/it is a pretty decent movie
 
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