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(Slate)   "Spypussy," "The Man With the Golden Gold," "Fingerball." It's the Bond movie title generator   (slate.com) divider line 102
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2012-11-10 02:39:13 AM  
My best ones so far:

• On Her Majesty's Secret Finger

• Gunfinger
 
2012-11-10 02:52:11 AM  
"Dr. Finger" FTW
 
2012-11-10 03:12:19 AM  
The Man With The Golden Diamond.

I'm crying here.
 
2012-11-10 03:15:27 AM  
My first roll, I got "Casino Royale," and I was all :\

But then I got "Pussy Licence," and I was like :D
 
2012-11-10 03:16:52 AM  
"From Russia With Moon" made me lol for some reason, too.
 
2012-11-10 07:28:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-10 09:17:59 AM  
The Ball is Not Enough
Balllove
Goldfinger
Eyequantum
Killfall
Casinoraker (the story of a lowly craps table attendant)
For Your Man Only (LGBT friendly)
Octoday (set on 8/8/2008)
Ballview
On Her Majesty's Secret Thunder (about the first transsexual Queen of England)
 
2012-11-10 09:28:44 AM  
I got quantumpussy and pussyman
 
2012-11-10 09:57:20 AM  
Yu Only Finger Twice
 
2012-11-10 09:58:16 AM  
The Man with the Golden Gold
Pussyeyes

This thing is way more entertaining than it should be.
 
2012-11-10 09:59:45 AM  
"Casino License", the first Bond movie to focus on the nightmare of dealing with local bureaucrats.
"Another Day to Rake", concerning Bond's retirement, I suppose.
"Killday" sounds fun.
"On Her Majesty's Secret Royale". With cheese?
 
2012-11-10 10:02:13 AM  
The man with the golden ball
Pussyfinger
 
2012-11-10 10:11:06 AM  
Moonpussy.
Ballfinger.
Live and Let Fall.
Pussyview.
From Russia With Pussy.
Another Day To Finger.
The Pussy is Not Enough.

/Strangely addictive.
//Seems to be biased towards "Pussy."
///Just like me.
 
2012-11-10 10:11:50 AM  
Octo-finger - The Story of a High School Shop Teacher
 
2012-11-10 10:11:58 AM  
To Finger Another Day...

I'd watch
 
2012-11-10 10:20:49 AM  
Ball License
Mangun
Killgun (sounds like a Detklok song)
The Man with the Golden Pussy
Live and Let Finger
Balllove
From Russia with Pussy
 
2012-11-10 10:21:01 AM  
Hahahah.
MANTHUNDER

I could do this all day.
 
2012-11-10 10:22:29 AM  
I got "The Man With The Golden Pussy". Isn't that Maddow?
 
2012-11-10 10:23:43 AM  
You Only Kill Twice
 
2012-11-10 10:24:23 AM  
hahaha

You Only Die Twice
 
2012-11-10 10:25:44 AM  
"Live and Let Rake" The story of a 1970's Bond meeting "Chance" the gardener. aka "Killing There"
 
2012-11-10 10:26:05 AM  
I got Fingerpussy on my second spin.
 
2012-11-10 10:27:54 AM  
You Only Rake Twice - sounds like my lawn
On Her Majesty's Secret Eye - sounds like my mom
Pussysolace - sounds like my girlfriend
Fingergun, Kill Never Dies - sounds like my childhood
Live And Let Finger - sounds like...
Dayman - and now I can't get that episode of It's Always Sunny out of my head
 
2012-11-10 10:30:07 AM  
The finger is not enough. :)
 
2012-11-10 10:34:40 AM  
On Her Majesty's Secret Ball made me laugh pretty hard.

/Dr. Spy sounds good too
 
2012-11-10 10:36:52 AM  
Manraker.
 
2012-11-10 10:39:14 AM  
Ballfall
 
2012-11-10 10:41:01 AM  
PussyThunder ...for Bond's heavy flow days
 
2012-11-10 10:45:55 AM  
Analnipple.
 
2012-11-10 10:47:27 AM  
Just got:
Gunworld
The Man with the Golden Man
Dr. Pussy
Ballspy

and the one which basically sums up thee series:
Spy Never Dies
 
2012-11-10 10:54:08 AM  
Manball
Finger another day
 
2012-11-10 10:56:18 AM  
I got 'goldenneye'

What a shiatty name for a movie
 
2012-11-10 10:58:46 AM  
The best one I got was "Pussyraker".
 
2012-11-10 11:00:25 AM  
i.imgur.com

Not sure if want.....
 
2012-11-10 11:03:24 AM  
Fingerballpussy with love. Yeah yeah yeah. I got too many Gunkills, Spymakers, Killsolaces.

I get more laughs out of the Random Recipe Generator

Battered Water
Serves 2
You will need:

* 20ml horseradish sauce
* 30ml water
* 1 slices of bread
* 140ml tomato ketchup

Instructions:

1. defrost the horseradish sauce
2. discard the horseradish sauce
3. stir-fry the slices of bread
4. whisk the slices of bread
5. slice the tomato ketchup
6. spoon the slices of bread onto a warmed plate
7. grind the tomato ketchup
8. stir the tomato ketchup
9. put the tomato ketchup in the fridge to set
10. put the water in the saucepan
11. enjoy
 
2012-11-10 11:04:30 AM  
On Her Majesty's Secret Pussy
Fallworld - A sequel to Westworld based in New England?
Dayeyes - And me want to go home.
Daypussy
Pussyeyes - "They're down here!"
Dr. Casino - More of a Batman villain.
Pussycasino - So... many... pussy... jokes!
 
2012-11-10 11:09:11 AM  
Right off the bat, it gave me "From Russia With Pussy." This'll be a fun way to kill some time.
 
2012-11-10 11:12:41 AM  
Mooncasino. Man that sounds awesome.
 
2012-11-10 11:21:37 AM  
"Killpussy"

This is hilarious.
 
2012-11-10 11:41:05 AM  
The hell of it is, Tom Jones could make ALL the theme songs for ALL these movies work.

Or Wesley Willis, if he were still with us.
 
2012-11-10 11:42:13 AM  
On Her Majesties Secret Day!
 
2012-11-10 11:54:09 AM  
Eyepussy.

I think my day is shot now.
 
2012-11-10 11:54:42 AM  
Loveroyale
Another Day to Rake
Fingereyes
Manraker
Pussy Casino
On Her Majesty's Secret Thunder
Quantum of Pussy
Another Day to Finger
Moon Pussy
World Pussy
Pussy thunder
Pussy Raker
Solace Pussy
For Your Finger Only
For Your Pussy Only
The Pussy is not Enough
 
2012-11-10 11:57:57 AM  
Gun Casino - Q's favorite holiday spot
Gunday - the day after caturday
Manraker
For Your Pussy Only - definitely not a Bond movie, then
The License is not Enough

Spyspy
 
2012-11-10 11:59:58 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-11-10 12:03:09 PM  

Luminaro: Mooncasino. Man that sounds awesome.


Newt's working on it.
 
2012-11-10 12:03:43 PM  

Luminaro: Mooncasino. Man that sounds awesome.


With hookers and blackjack ... forget about the blackjack.
 
2012-11-10 12:06:50 PM  
Pussy is not enough

Wait...what?
 
2012-11-10 12:10:55 PM  
Pussyday
 
2012-11-10 12:13:11 PM  
I got Dr. Ball on my first roll, but it turns out I'd already seen a movie by that name.


Twice.
 
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