KrispyKritter: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I look forward to telling my hypothetical grandchildren about these fantastical things called "fish," and amazing foods and beverages like coffee, tea and doughnuts as we slowly ingest our dole-yeast-and-Chlorella porridge in the morning.no worries. a little work, a few bucks, you can grow all sorts of yummies even fish in tanks in your basement. as for coffee, i'll go the Mad Max route, shaving the sides of my head and risking life and limb as i lunge from a odd motorized buggy through the drive-in window at Dunkin Donuts, laying everyone to waste before i run out the door with a Box of Joe to go.
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