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(Huffington Post)   We're about to reach Peak Coffee   ( divider line
    More: Sad, climate change deniers, genetic diversity, coffee, climate change  
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7097 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2012 at 7:51 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-10 07:53:56 AM  
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2012-11-10 09:26:44 AM  
1 vote:

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: I look forward to telling my hypothetical grandchildren about these fantastical things called "fish," and amazing foods and beverages like coffee, tea and doughnuts as we slowly ingest our dole-yeast-and-Chlorella porridge in the morning.

no worries. a little work, a few bucks, you can grow all sorts of yummies even fish in tanks in your basement. as for coffee, i'll go the Mad Max route, shaving the sides of my head and risking life and limb as i lunge from a odd motorized buggy through the drive-in window at Dunkin Donuts, laying everyone to waste before i run out the door with a Box of Joe to go.
2012-11-10 08:39:40 AM  
1 vote:
So...Greenland will become the new hub of coffee growing?
2012-11-10 08:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
And how is this different from all the other climate CYCLES the Earth has gone through? Including all the time before Humans were here, even before the Dinosaurs were here!?! Why is the Arabica suddenly going to die NOW???
2012-11-10 08:06:45 AM  
1 vote:
Climate change?

I never knew coffee grew at the North Pole. It'll all sink when all the ice melts...
2012-11-10 07:45:34 AM  
1 vote:
Ok, it's now time to panic.

However, you have to love the name given to wild coffee. Psychotria Nervosa

Now, I want to try it.
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