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(UPI)   No class: Betting your son's psychologist a dollar you can play with her 'boobs' without touching them. No brain: Actually fondling her and then handing her a dollar bill. No clue: Telling the police you thought it was humorous at the time   (upi.com) divider line 101
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2012-11-10 01:15:27 AM  
Brent Todd Friest, 39, a Radcliffe, Iowa, pig farmer...

How appropriate.
 
2012-11-10 04:14:36 AM  
Gosh, I wonder why the kid needs a psychologist?
 
2012-11-10 08:00:37 AM  
He should have done it then asked, "And how does that make you feel?"
 
2012-11-10 08:02:12 AM  
I can only picture this man as Larry the Cable Guy.
 
2012-11-10 08:26:04 AM  
The man is obviously an unsophisticated rube. It's only humorous if you grab first one, then the other, while saying "honk honk" - "toot toot!".
 
2012-11-10 08:26:21 AM  
I wonder how that psychologist was able to resist the charms of an Iowa pig farmer.
 
2012-11-10 08:35:59 AM  
Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
 
2012-11-10 08:42:47 AM  

dugitman: Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


i hear the best thing to do is chop the body up into pieces. it will look like curry to a piss head.
 
2012-11-10 09:12:51 AM  

St_Francis_P: The man is obviously an unsophisticated rube. It's only humorous if you grab first one, then the other, while saying "honk honk" - "toot toot!".


See, that's the sort of tired humor you'd expect from a pig farmer or pig farmer admirer. Personally, I prefer a more cutting-edge, sophisticated approach to jokes, one that would involve grabbing one breast in each hand and moving your hands back and forth in circular motions while saying (preferably with a Japanese accent), tune in Tokyo, tune in Tokyo. Seriously, that one never gets old.
 
2012-11-10 09:19:15 AM  
extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2012-11-10 09:19:33 AM  
He figured it was ok since the pigs never complain when he does that sort of stuff
 
2012-11-10 09:39:59 AM  
barkersandrubes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-10 09:42:11 AM  
Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?
 
2012-11-10 09:42:30 AM  
Knew a 'Cliffie once, and she only dated pigs occasionally, and not just from Harvard.
 
2012-11-10 09:43:51 AM  
Charged with assault with a friendly weapon?
 
2012-11-10 09:46:28 AM  
In this guys defense, he's successfully used the "screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Betty?" pickup line at the bar
 
2012-11-10 09:46:31 AM  

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


I didn't get the impression that she agreed to the bet...
 
2012-11-10 09:46:54 AM  

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


What the hell kind of psychologist is this woman?
 
2012-11-10 09:48:28 AM  

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


so, you're a conclusion-jumper, eh?
the article was very brief - read it again - slowly - sound out the big words
 
2012-11-10 09:48:53 AM  

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


Actually TFA doesn't even say she consented to his "bet". Wouldn't surprise me that he just assumed she'd be up for it.
 
2012-11-10 09:50:08 AM  
CSB:

While I was in college, a buddy of mine did this exact same thing to one of the gals in our class. She was cute, huge rack, and dumb as a brick. He got away with it though.

/CSB:
 
2012-11-10 09:50:12 AM  

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


It doesn't say that she ever agreed. He may have very well said it and then done it without waiting for a response.
 
2012-11-10 09:50:26 AM  
She took the bet, neh?
 
2012-11-10 09:51:31 AM  
I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?
 
2012-11-10 09:52:10 AM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2012-11-10 09:56:18 AM  
Where he went wrong... it's $1 per breast.
 
2012-11-10 09:58:01 AM  
you know you want to see my wiener!

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?


only thinking makes it so. maybe female human breasts are dual purpose: to help attract a mate and to feed teh babby. i'm sure some will argue breasts are "sexual organs" because society sexualizes them. but people are quick to forget that some people turn on to feet, farm animals, you name it.
 
2012-11-10 09:58:39 AM  

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?


probably best not to touch any part
 
2012-11-10 09:59:38 AM  
My only regret is not using the term 'slut'.
 
2012-11-10 09:59:56 AM  
cdn.clipsgrabber.com

It's a trap.
 
2012-11-10 10:01:37 AM  

Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part


I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.
 
2012-11-10 10:01:39 AM  
This is bullshiat... he won that bet. Unless she was topless, he only touched her clothing. This is a case for jury nullification if I ever seen one. And she owes him two dollars, since she was the looser of the bet.
 
2012-11-10 10:03:11 AM  
s15.postimage.org
 
2012-11-10 10:09:04 AM  
I saw something similar in Road House.
 
2012-11-10 10:15:42 AM  

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


How about a very large gay man who suddenly started fondling you without permission? One large enough to easily subdue you and rape the shiat out of you if he so chose to do... Would you still feel all calm and cool and unthreatened? Yeah, that's likely how she felt, unless she was an Amazon woman and/or he was a dwarf...
 
2012-11-10 10:16:40 AM  

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


not quite as simple as that. its not really an apples to apples comparison, more like an apples to melon who has been sexualized, demonized, victimized,and all the other baggage that comes from thousands of years of being female and engrained in our psyche-ized.
 
2012-11-10 10:17:40 AM  
The writer said she ignored the Weeners, but the writer didn't mention the reaction to the bet, which is poor writing. It gives the appearance that the victim took the bet and that the writer is slanting in her favor.
Anyone who knows pig farmers, however, knows that this one wasn't going to depend on an acknowledgement to pull off this knee-slapper.
So it all evens out. The writer is untalented. The lady was victimized. The rube is in trouble. The kid can't win.
That's not a bad set-up for a sitcom. Kat Dennings is hard working psychologist. Everyone she comes into contact with is seriously lame. Think Northern Exposure meets Dawn of the Dead.
 
2012-11-10 10:19:26 AM  

KrispyKritter: you know you want to see my wiener!

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

only thinking makes it so. maybe female human breasts are dual purpose: to help attract a mate and to feed teh babby. i'm sure some will argue breasts are "sexual organs" because society sexualizes them. but people are quick to forget that some people turn on to feet, farm animals, you name it.


Glad you cleared that up.
If only his sows could talk, we might learn more about the uses of nipples.
 
2012-11-10 10:20:40 AM  
Is this surprising? That an Iowa pig farmer would think this joke is amusing?

He's probably "told" the same joke in bars with big ole country gals that laugh with him and tell him he's "terrible" and "I can't believe I fell for that!"

First time he goes into civilization he tries the joke and finds out it doesn't fly with the city slickers.
 
2012-11-10 10:22:52 AM  
I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.
 
2012-11-10 10:22:54 AM  
Seriously, doesn't agreeing to the bet amount to consent? And since she received money for it, couldn't she be arrested for prostitution?
 
2012-11-10 10:23:47 AM  

RobSeace: WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.

How about a very large gay man who suddenly started fondling you without permission? One large enough to easily subdue you and rape the shiat out of you if he so chose to do... Would you still feel all calm and cool and unthreatened? Yeah, that's likely how she felt, unless she was an Amazon woman and/or he was a dwarf...


Some people feel threatened if other people look at them the wrong way. My point is that breasts are either sacred, sexual, and should be covered up (a la the male genitals), or they're not, in which case touching them is no different than putting a hand on someone's shoulder.
 
2012-11-10 10:24:42 AM  
 
2012-11-10 10:25:37 AM  
did they check the vagnia for blood
maybe she was raped..
 
2012-11-10 10:30:34 AM  

fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.


2/10.

/feeling generous today
 
2012-11-10 10:31:40 AM  

fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.


Jesus christ this site gets dumber by the day. Really?
 
2012-11-10 10:34:30 AM  

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


You can almost hear the pleading in that last sentence.
 
2012-11-10 10:35:07 AM  

TheLopper: fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.

Jesus christ this site gets dumber by the day. Really?


Welcome to the new GOP. "What? I was only kidding! Broads, no sense of humor..."
 
2012-11-10 10:36:20 AM  

brimed03: WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.

You can almost hear the pleading in that last sentence.


Actually, it would make me feel somewhat uncomfortable. I don't like to be touched.
 
2012-11-10 10:41:24 AM  

LeGnome: Seriously, doesn't agreeing to the bet amount to consent? And since she received money for it, couldn't she be arrested for prostitution?


IF she agreed to the bet, it was consent. If he just groped without getting agreement to the bet, it wasn't.

And no, wasn't prostitution. That's stupid.

But if she agreed to the bet, she needs to be arrested for filing a false police report.
 
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