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(Some Guy)   Scarlett Johansson joins the bad decision club. Subby starts bathing in Axe and practicing his pick-up lines   (icydk.com) divider line 117
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2012-11-10 07:12:03 AM
Ugh.
 
2012-11-10 07:14:35 AM
Did an 6/yo draw that?
 
2012-11-10 07:15:27 AM
Might as well sign your name on the Mona Lisa. It's desecration.
 
2012-11-10 07:18:10 AM
Colts fan?
 
2012-11-10 07:19:53 AM
Ohm? Why an ohm?
 
2012-11-10 07:20:17 AM
WHY???
 
2012-11-10 07:32:42 AM
She joined that club when she took up with Sean Penn.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:49 AM
But, guys, it's a "Fuzi Uvtpk"!

/yeah, me neither
 
2012-11-10 07:35:32 AM
I was fake upset about this 3 days ago when it was new news.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:06 AM
I didn't know she was recently in prison.
 
2012-11-10 07:40:45 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Ohm? Why an ohm?


Uh, I think that's a horseshoe. Either that, or she originally asked for an "om":

upload.wikimedia.org

And the dumbass artist heard it as "ohm" and gave her an upside-down omega. But I'm going with "horseshoe". It fits the "luck" theme.
 
2012-11-10 07:41:58 AM
French tattoist and graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk 

1. There is no such thing as a graffiti "aritst".

2. Needs to buy a vowel for his last name WTF kind of name is Uvtpk?

3 No woman should have a tattoo.

4. See 3

5. Leave the tattoos for sailors and bikers.
 
2012-11-10 07:43:24 AM
If sweetcheeks is into bad ideas I know a seriously overweight old married Farker that hasn't seen trim in so long he can't remember what it feels like that she can use like a cat toy.
 
2012-11-10 07:47:07 AM

hasty ambush: French tattoist and graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk


Fuzzy Off Topic?
 
2012-11-10 07:48:48 AM
If she wants attention so badly just get naked in a movie, FFS.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:24 AM
If she had an artist draw that for her, he was making fun of her.
 
2012-11-10 07:51:27 AM
It's a let-down on so many levels when movie stars expose their white trash sensibilities.
 
2012-11-10 07:56:32 AM

hasty ambush: 1. There is no such thing as a graffiti "aritst".


and you're probably about as creative as dog sh*t, but don't let that stop you from having an opinion.
 
2012-11-10 07:59:10 AM
Scarlett is a peach and all that but that is one awful tattoo. Like, prison bad. "Lucky" is off-center, ffs.
 
2012-11-10 08:01:43 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Not her first stupid tatoo.

www.fellisa.com
 
2012-11-10 08:09:14 AM

tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]




Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?
 
2012-11-10 08:10:07 AM
Celebrities and tattoos are like celebrities and plastic surgery. With both you would think that they have access to the best but an average biker old lady has better tattoos and a dancer at Scores day shift has better plastic surgery than a lot of celebrities.
 
2012-11-10 08:11:18 AM
Why not a tramp stamp with bible passages?
 
2012-11-10 08:15:48 AM
That tattoo would make more sense if she put it on her inner thigh where you couldn't see it until she took her undies off.
 
2012-11-10 08:25:23 AM

chuggernaught: tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]



Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?


No, that is Tor's(who we know as Thor) hammer Mjölnir
 
2012-11-10 08:26:53 AM

chuggernaught: tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]



Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?


I believe it's Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.
 
2012-11-10 08:28:43 AM

varmitydog: That tattoo would make more sense if she put it on her inner thigh where you couldn't see it until she took her undies off.


If her undies cover her inner thigh.......how about no.
 
2012-11-10 08:31:13 AM
I love her more than life itself.
 
2012-11-10 08:37:16 AM

meatofmystery: hasty ambush: 1. There is no such thing as a graffiti "aritst".

and you're probably about as creative as dog sh*t, but don't let that stop you from having an opinion.


So vandalism is "art"? No mention of "art" in the definition.

graf·fi·ti [gruh-fee-tee]
noun
1. plural of graffito.

2. ( used with a plural verb ) markings, as initials, slogans, or drawings, written, spray-painted, or sketched on a sidewalk, wall of a building or public restroom, or the like: These graffiti are evidence of the neighborhood's decline.

3.( used with a singular verb ) such markings as a whole or as constituting a particular group: Not much graffiti appears around here these days.
 
2012-11-10 08:52:17 AM
"...Axe ...practicing his pick-up lines
cdn1.screenrant.com

Axe gives his reaction to her tattoo. And who needs pick-up lines?

for some reason I thought of that reading the headline
 
2012-11-10 08:54:14 AM

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ugh.


Done in one...
 
2012-11-10 08:55:24 AM

Mugato: Celebrities and tattoos are like celebrities and plastic surgery. With both you would think that they have access to the best but an average biker old lady has better tattoos and a dancer at Scores day shift has better plastic surgery than a lot of celebrities.


Yeah, that's exactly what I thought when I saw this: was it done in gym class with a ballpoint pen?

I got nothing against tattoos, occasionally I've thought of getting one myself. But if I do, I'm going down to Zeke's outside of Camp Lejeune where the artists are all masters of their craft. I'm not going to end up looking like I spent $10 at Uncle Bobby's Bait Shop and Tattoo Parlor.
 
2012-11-10 09:03:22 AM
The Hitchcock actress commissioned French tattoist and graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk to create the inking for her after recently attending an exhibition of his work at Le Salon.

Really? Wow.
 
2012-11-10 09:05:07 AM
I'm no tattoo fan, but I like this one. As far as tattoos go, primitive and witty is good combination, and rare.
 
2012-11-10 09:08:43 AM

Beerguy: chuggernaught: tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]



Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?

No, that is Tor's(who we know as Thor) hammer Mjölnir


What's this about Thor's whore?
 
2012-11-10 09:15:52 AM
its only a leaner...
 
2012-11-10 09:16:32 AM
To be fair, if I were that close to her tits, everything would look that wavy and out of focus. I bet that tat looks like HD when you're in that state.
 
2012-11-10 09:23:38 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Beerguy: chuggernaught: tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]



Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?

No, that is Tor's(who we know as Thor) hammer Mjölnir

What's this about Thor's whore?


By the hummer of Thor's Whore???
 
2012-11-10 09:30:43 AM
I commissioned famous graffitti artist Daniel Ramos for 5 of my tats.

I have a red Chaka, a blue Chaka, a Chaka spelled out in bubble letters, a Chaka with a faux brick finish, and a Chaka with one of those anime star gleams highlighting the last a in Chaka.
 
2012-11-10 09:36:45 AM

Giltric: I commissioned famous graffitti artist Daniel Ramos for 5 of my tats.

I have a red Chaka, a blue Chaka, a Chaka spelled out in bubble letters, a Chaka with a faux brick finish, and a Chaka with one of those anime star gleams highlighting the last a in Chaka.


www.cryptomundo.com

o'chaka?
 
2012-11-10 09:44:25 AM

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Ohm? Why an ohm?


i think she wants to shock her fans with this, wire are you not shocked?
 
2012-11-10 09:51:05 AM
you would think she could afford a competent artist...
 
2012-11-10 09:51:22 AM
It would be more appropriate on her mons pubis unless this guy is already there.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-10 10:03:33 AM

Giltric: I commissioned famous graffitti artist Daniel Ramos for 5 of my tats.

I have a red Chaka, a blue Chaka, a Chaka spelled out in bubble letters, a Chaka with a faux brick finish, and a Chaka with one of those anime star gleams highlighting the last a in Chaka.


images2.mtv.com I feel for you.
 
2012-11-10 10:15:12 AM
She's a Barrie Colts fan. Good for her.

sunnybrae.edublogs.org
 
2012-11-10 10:21:15 AM

Giltric: I commissioned famous graffitti artist Daniel Ramos for 5 of my tats.

I have a red Chaka, a blue Chaka, a Chaka spelled out in bubble letters, a Chaka with a faux brick finish, and a Chaka with one of those anime star gleams highlighting the last a in Chaka.


You're a regular Chaka Khan.
 
2012-11-10 10:30:14 AM
I don't get why people who make a living with their body and being able to show off the various pieces from all sorts of angles get tattoos. It's just something they're going to have to spend time in the make-up chair to cover because the director doesn't want it.
 
2012-11-10 10:33:04 AM

Beerguy: chuggernaught: tzzhc4: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x200]

Not her first stupid tatoo.

[www.fellisa.com image 360x390]



Isn't that the holy symbol of Moradin, the dwarvish All-Father and high deity?

No, that is Tor's(who we know as Thor) hammer Mjölnir


If that wasn't dumb enough, it also says I love NY
 
2012-11-10 10:45:33 AM
www.fellisa.com

So Scarlett is secretly banging Thor? Nice!
 
2012-11-10 10:46:21 AM

swahnhennessy: The Hitchcock actress commissioned French tattoist and graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk to create the inking for her after recently attending an exhibition of his work at Le Salon.

Really? Wow.


Agreed.

And this: I watch 'We Bought a Zoo' the other night. Gosh, was she attractive-in-a-normal way and did a pretty good job acting, too.
Why am I surprised?
 
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