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(Ayn Rand's Welfare Check)   Libertarian republican offers advice on how to deal with the Obama re-election (short form version: Be as much of a flaming d-bag as possible)   (libertarianrepublican.net) divider line 414
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2012-11-10 12:22:13 AM  
Yeah. Good luck convincing anyone that your viewpoints are valid while being such a butthole at Humanity, Tantrum Boy.

We won't miss you once bit.
 
2012-11-10 01:12:26 AM  
Guy was on Alan Colmes earlier tonight. He's as much of a dbag as he sounds in this piece. Said he agrees with Pam Gellar. What an idiot.
 
2012-11-10 01:24:10 AM  
Others may choose to leave the U.S. for good (Costa Rica, Switzerland, Italy, Argentina, Hong Kong, Israel)... I heartily endorse all these efforts.

Costa Rica: Socialist health care
Switzerland: Socialist health care, taxes on all your worldwide income and assets. Income tax, withholding tax and VAT.
Italy: Socialist heath care, tax rate as high as 43%, debt as percentage of GDP over 100%
Argentina: Socialist health care (although some of it is on the provincial level), ad valorem tax, wealth tax of up to 2.5%, VAT of 21%
Hong Kong: Good news! Healthcare is a mix of private and public. Be prepared to pay at least double if you want a Western doctor, though, and next to the United States, HoK and China have the highest health costs in the world.
Israel: You should know, since you voted for Adelson Romney that Israel also has universal health care. Top tax rate is 46%, plus a VAT of 17%

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out, traitor.
 
2012-11-10 01:28:00 AM  
Yep, this is a textbook case of butthurt.
 
2012-11-10 01:47:05 AM  

themindiswatching: Yep, this is a textbook case of butthurt.


Not butthurt, but rather farking moron.
 
2012-11-10 01:54:34 AM  
The bast part is that he's giving his cell number in comments, so when he's in your town you can invite him over to spit on the ground and shame you.
 
2012-11-10 02:05:50 AM  
I hope he never grows up. He's so cute the way he is.
 
2012-11-10 02:11:43 AM  
I'm consistently amused by the amount of spewed vitriol and butthurt from the Lefties in response to the spewed vitriol and butthurt form the Righties. It's funny, sad and oh, so deliciously childish. Heh.
 
2012-11-10 02:20:17 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Said he agrees with Pam Gellar.


Well now I'm not even going to click the link to find out who he is.
 
2012-11-10 02:46:32 AM  

Spad31: I'm consistently amused by the amount of spewed vitriol and butthurt from the Lefties in response to the spewed vitriol and butthurt form the Righties. It's funny, sad and oh, so deliciously childish. Heh.


That is the best version of "both sides are bad" yet.
 
2012-11-10 03:46:34 AM  
I think the best thing this guy can do for humanity is to cut himself off from humanity, so I fully support his hissy fit of not talking to anyone outside of his cult.
 
2012-11-10 05:19:14 AM  
The thing about libertarians is that anybody who's over-the-top-insistent about being a libertarian generally isn't.

I'm not keen on moochers either - but given what typical people pay in taxes versus what comes back in federal spending, 97% of us are moochers. Washington is spending $12-13K per person every year, and I know my four-person family's tax nut was nowhere near $48-52K.
 
2012-11-10 06:45:23 AM  

Spad31: I'm consistently amused by the amount of spewed vitriol and butthurt from the Lefties in response to the spewed vitriol and butthurt form the Righties. It's funny, sad and oh, so deliciously childish. Heh.


Yeah, the guy from the right says everyone in the USA is going to be rounded up and sent to death camps, people to the left of him say "lol, what an idiot".... clearly they're the childish ones...
 
2012-11-10 07:20:28 AM  
FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me."

I bet he's a riot at parties.
 
2012-11-10 07:21:54 AM  
We may be childish and vitriolic, but at least we're not childish vitriolic losers. :)
 
2012-11-10 07:22:31 AM  
Glad he's gonna wear buttons. That's the mark of a sane person for sure.

lh4.ggpht.com
 
2012-11-10 07:23:49 AM  

Gulper Eel: The thing about libertarians is that anybody who's over-the-top-insistent about being a libertarian generally isn't.

I'm not keen on moochers either - but given what typical people pay in taxes versus what comes back in federal spending, 97% of us are moochers. Washington is spending $12-13K per person every year, and I know my four-person family's tax nut was nowhere near $48-52K.


Federal spending is way less than $12-13k per person when you account for all the corporations that are people.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:52 AM  
When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

Ahahahah, holy shiat. I couldn't write something this convincing. This is great.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:10 AM  

one small post for man: FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me."

I bet he's a riot at parties.


It gets better.

What I plan to do this week, is to get yard signs made up, at my own expense, that read, "EBT is for Welfare Moochers." I will put the signs out on public property off of the right-of-way so it's entirely legal, in front of every convenience store or grocery store that has a sign out saying "EBT Accepted Here." I may even do some sign waving in front of these stores, holding up my "EBT is for Welfare Moochers," sign, and waving to passers-by.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:56 AM  
Please, keep on throwing your childish tantrums Conservatives. It drive away more and more moderates, plus its funny as hell.

The Dem's might just control everything in another election cycle or two.
 
2012-11-10 07:28:16 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Ahahahah, holy shiat. I couldn't write something this convincing. This is great.


I HAVE FAITH IN YOU
 
2012-11-10 07:29:10 AM  
"Fiscal Conservatism. Individual Liberty. National Defense."

Great, another knucklehead who thinks we can go around invading other countries without paying for it. Another knucklehead who thinks it isn't wealth redistribution or class warfare when Northrup Grumman gets the money.

FTFA: ...who recognizes the evils of Islam, and supports a strong military, defense of America...

...but not the taxes needed to pay for it all.

img196.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-10 07:31:52 AM  
GOP Guy: "I'm going to destroy my livelihood, shun my family and friends, loudly mock anyone I disagree with, accept that revolution is reasonably acceptable, all while continuing to live in and take advantage of living in the US."

"Lefties": "Wow, that guy sounds like a moron. Have fun with that, Beavis."

Spad31: "Both sides are bad."

Bulldg: "Hey, everyone, get a load of this jackass"
 
2012-11-10 07:33:17 AM  
Dear Republican Party,
Great job guys! Keep it up! Stay the course! You guys stick to your guns, and we'll keep winning elections. The left has become far enough right that we don't really need your influence anymore and I think it's really great of you to realize this and neutralize yourselves.

Signed,
The Majority of the United States
 
2012-11-10 07:34:38 AM  
Keep this news cycle going until the midterms. PLEASE.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:46 AM  
you'renothelping.jpg

Wow. That post makes it real easy to defend small-l libertarian views, doesn't it... Thanks, asshole.

Here is where I will make the obligatory, "Not all libertarian leaning Republicans are like this" statement, toward which everyone else will be like lolOKwhatever.mp4

www.sadface.com/me
 
2012-11-10 07:35:37 AM  
FTFA: "Express your hatred, shame, and outright disgust with anyone you know who voted Democrat."

Go for it bro. Most of the Dems that I know will laugh in your face. Then tell you to get farked.
 
2012-11-10 07:36:10 AM  
PSA: Ebenezer Scrooge, pre-Christmas Ghost version, is NOT a role model.
 
2012-11-10 07:36:18 AM  
cdn.smokingmeatforums.com
 
2012-11-10 07:36:37 AM  
Why won't these assholes nut up and leave the country as promised? Oh right, they're a bunch of gutless windbags. Childish retaliation is all they can think of at this point.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:33 AM  

one small post for man: FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me."

I bet he's a riot at parties.


Assuming he isn't bullschitting when he says he works for a living, the pay he gets for working for a living is taxed at a higher rate than the capital gains that the likes of Trump get for pushing paper around. He's supporting the "moochers" and Trump isn't.

But it isn't class warfare when labor is taxed at a higher rate than capital. It's class warfare when some uppity peasant points that out.
 
2012-11-10 07:39:13 AM  
Ok. Help me out here, I'm a stranger in your land - Canadian - when did you start putting LSD in the drinking water in the USA? Because none of this makes sense.
 
2012-11-10 07:41:15 AM  
Why is the dog peeing on Obama in 2008? Is this a glitch in the Matrix?
 
2012-11-10 07:41:23 AM  

Mike_LowELL: When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

Ahahahah, holy shiat. I couldn't write something this convincing. This is great.


Douchebaggery so great that it caused Mike to break character....now that's something
 
2012-11-10 07:43:52 AM  
FTFA: "Buttons. Boy, you can have a lot of fun with this. I plan to make up a bunch of buttons, and wear them around town, sayings like "Democrats are Communist Pigs," or "Welfare moochers steal from hard-working Americans," "Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws" or "No Smoking Ban: Nanny-Staters go fark Yourselves."

This guy's crazy seems to be unilateral. So at least he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Remember "Give Joe the bird?" Can we get together and get a hooker to get this guy laid?
 
2012-11-10 07:44:36 AM  

Raharu: one small post for man: FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me."

I bet he's a riot at parties.

It gets better.

What I plan to do this week, is to get yard signs made up, at my own expense, that read, "EBT is for Welfare Moochers." I will put the signs out on public property off of the right-of-way so it's entirely legal, in front of every convenience store or grocery store that has a sign out saying "EBT Accepted Here." I may even do some sign waving in front of these stores, holding up my "EBT is for Welfare Moochers," sign, and waving to passers-by.



csb:

Last month I went to finish a H.E.A.P. Link boiler installation, friend contracted for it had a family emergency, I did it as a favor, I don't like waiting 90 days to get paid.

Front yard of house had signs for Gary Johnson, "Get Government off our backs", "Stop EBT", "Welfare Moochers should be shot", etc.

Homeowner was BIATCHING big time about having to wait until after October 1st
to get it done (at no cost to him I may add, total bill was $4600)

*facepalm*

end csb
 
2012-11-10 07:44:49 AM  
"Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws"

Okay, this is a satire site, right?
 
2012-11-10 07:45:13 AM  
Is there a Western nation that *doesn't* have socialized healthcare and high taxes? Everywhere I research it looks like we're the only wealthy country without it. And certainly the only English speaking nation without it.

Conservatives would certainly have to succeed to have their way and with the way the developed world is going, I highly doubt their utopian ideals would last very long.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:51 AM  
I am envious of the people he is cutting off & hope the trend spreads among the wing nuts.
 
2012-11-10 07:46:06 AM  
What a sad, pathetic little man.
 
2012-11-10 07:48:20 AM  
As a military retiree, all I can is GOOD F*RKING RIDDANCE, DOUCHEBAG! Just get the hell out of my country! I wholeheartedly recommend North Korea or Somalia. Please go there!
 
2012-11-10 07:48:28 AM  

one small post for man: FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me."

I bet he's a riot at parties.


Wonder how many times he can pull this before he pisses off one too many people and gets banned from the store? 

Or his 'freedom of speech' pisses off the wrong person who then practices their freedom to...er...object?
 
2012-11-10 07:49:25 AM  
I think this would make a great reality TV show. Follow this guy around, and have this guy do this shiat and film the ensuing hilarity.
I especially like his idea of publicly upbraiding food stamp recipients. They should have him do it in some hillbilly trailer trash area, so we could see him getting his ass kicked by white people.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:00 AM  
Not all clowns wear greasepaint. Not everyone who really needs mental health assistance gets same. Sincere pity to this fellows family, neighbors and co-workers.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:20 AM  
It sounds to me like this guy is going the Westboro Baptist route - doing everything he can to provoke people into delivering his richly deserved beatings so he can sue them.
 
2012-11-10 07:50:52 AM  
Anyone check out the comments section? He claims that everyone on the left are communists and also Nazis. I don't think those words mean what he thinks they mean.

/McBain to base.
//Under attack by commie-nazis.
///They won't stop me for delivering these UNICEF pennies.
 
2012-11-10 07:51:03 AM  

born_yesterday: FTFA: "Buttons. Boy, you can have a lot of fun with this. I plan to make up a bunch of buttons, and wear them around town, sayings like "Democrats are Communist Pigs," or "Welfare moochers steal from hard-working Americans," "Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws" or "No Smoking Ban: Nanny-Staters go fark Yourselves."

This guy's crazy seems to be unilateral. So at least he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Remember "Give Joe the bird?" Can we get together and get a hooker to get this guy laid?


As long as she's a 6'4" black tranny.
 
2012-11-10 07:53:16 AM  

jso2897: born_yesterday: FTFA: "Buttons. Boy, you can have a lot of fun with this. I plan to make up a bunch of buttons, and wear them around town, sayings like "Democrats are Communist Pigs," or "Welfare moochers steal from hard-working Americans," "Only Nazis support Seat Belt laws" or "No Smoking Ban: Nanny-Staters go fark Yourselves."

This guy's crazy seems to be unilateral. So at least he's got that going for him, which is nice.

Remember "Give Joe the bird?" Can we get together and get a hooker to get this guy laid?

As long as she's a 6'4" black tranny.


Now that would be a surprise face worth filming!
 
2012-11-10 07:53:17 AM  
If that guy is a libertarian, I'm a priest.

The level of petulance from the disappointed right wing is astonishing, and probably unprecedented. After listening to Boehner and McConnell, it's clear that they think the solution to Washington intransigence is for them to be bigger obstructionists. There may be literally no hope left for the Republican Party as its currently constructed in Washington.
 
2012-11-10 07:54:04 AM  

one small post for man: FTFA: "When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.".


This reminded me a lot of my conservative friend who was throwing a paranoid temper tantrum after the election. He was ranting at me about everything you can think of and then made the mistake of saying that I was just a government leech stealing money from the "real taxpayers" who actually care about this country because the only reason to vote for Obama is because you want to keep the money train coming.

I'm a veteran pulling down 90% VA disability for service-connected issues.

I could have been more measured in my response. I could have stayed polite with my rebuttal. At the very least, I should have kept his dead mother's corpse and her sexual activities pre and postmortem out of my reply.

On the plus side, at least his rant ended very, very fast.
 
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