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(NYPost)   Old & busted: Odd even gas rationing in NJ after Hurricane Sandy. New riot inducing hotness: Odd even liquor rationing just before Thanksgiving   (nypost.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-10 12:56:56 AM  
Looting would have prevented these losses. Sure, the shop owner would still lose, but the community as a whole would win. And then they'd support the shop owner.
 
2012-11-10 01:24:15 AM  
If that is really a problem, you might want to look up your local AA group.
 
2012-11-10 03:48:54 AM  
Clearly, we Farkers need to mobilize a booze delivery to our fellows on the coast.

Just don't tell the Feds. They're 'gifts'.
 
2012-11-10 03:52:27 AM  

jaylectricity: Looting would have prevented these losses. Sure, the shop owner would still lose, but the community as a whole would win. And then they'd support the shop owner.


"Wouldn't it be better to spread the wealth around?"

What. A. Load. Of. Poppycock.
 
2012-11-10 04:01:47 AM  

jaylectricity: Looting would have prevented these losses.


People always loot storefronts, but I'm a big believer that if you're going to loot, go for a distribution warehouse. You get way more of the good stuff.
 
2012-11-10 04:17:16 AM  
Are there people that need to go to the liquor store every day rather than every other day?
 
2012-11-10 04:28:49 AM  

I always get a chuckle out of the east coasters that call me whenever there's a tremor here in California...

"OMIGOD!!! I could NEVER live in California with ALL of those EARTHQUAKES!!!"

Settle down, Bertha.... I'll take a tremor or two here in Cali while the rest of you east coasters live with that continually farked up weather you have to deal with.

Here's an example of the aftermath of a really REALLY bad storm here in california:

ctrlzstudio.com


/nevah forget :(
 
2012-11-10 04:46:49 AM  
I laughed so hard at this I almost pooped my pants. But then, while holding my laugh in, I borrowed my neighbour's pants and pooped in them. Fu-unny headline, subby!
 
2012-11-10 04:59:47 AM  
Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.
 
2012-11-10 05:51:34 AM  

abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.


...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.
 
2012-11-10 06:10:17 AM  

way south: abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.

...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.


Who's "we", whitey?
 
2012-11-10 06:31:17 AM  

way south: abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.

...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.


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2012-11-10 07:00:36 AM  
Quick! Legalize cannabis!
 
2012-11-10 07:22:30 AM  
sure this is an epic tragedy and a horrible loss. but any drinker worth their salt has got a stash of magical elixir that will last several weeks minimum.
 
2012-11-10 07:26:28 AM  

KrispyKritter: sure this is an epic tragedy and a horrible loss. but any drinker worth their salt has got a stash of magical elixir that will last several weeks minimum.


And just cancel Thanksgiving so your ungrateful, resource sucking family members don't come over and drink it all.

/every man for himself!
 
2012-11-10 07:37:16 AM  
Looking at the comments on TFA, always amazes me how many people take a non-political article and use it to bash the President. How miserable it must be to have to inject politics in everything.

/yea, kind of just like I did
 
2012-11-10 08:11:59 AM  
Didn't the Boy Scouts teach these people to "be prepared"?
 
2012-11-10 09:01:10 AM  
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2012-11-10 01:07:56 PM  
FTA: If somebody drinks Grey Goose, you can't replace with Smirnoff or Ketel One 
 
Oh, FFS.  I get that people need their liquor.  I sure do.  But come on.
 
2012-11-10 01:31:45 PM  
I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?
 
2012-11-10 02:32:33 PM  

poot_rootbeer: I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?


I have about a week. Have about 3 months of food and water for me, my wife and my 4 dogs though. Really need to work on upping booze supply though.
 
2012-11-10 06:24:36 PM  
//obligatory

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2012-11-10 10:20:38 PM  
I purchased gas from the hoity toity gas stations twice this week. So there.
 
2012-11-11 08:48:45 PM  

abhorrent1: poot_rootbeer: I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?

I have about a week. Have about 3 months of food and water for me, my wife and my 4 dogs though. Really need to work on upping booze supply though.


2-3 for me depending on how bored I am. Right about even on the food supply, more if there's power for the freezer.
 
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