Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(My Fox Detroit)   Daddy's little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 24
    More: Unlikely, Utica, Halloween, Mrs. Jones, Halloween costume, DTE Energy, guidance counselor, lessons, Detroit Medical Center  
•       •       •

23272 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2012 at 6:30 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-11-09 10:25:11 PM  
9 votes:
Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
2012-11-09 09:30:01 PM  
5 votes:
"All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
2012-11-09 11:53:24 PM  
3 votes:
With a dad that f*cking stupid, she's doomed.
2012-11-10 01:04:49 PM  
2 votes:
What a 15 year old porn star might actually look like.

i93.photobucket.com
2012-11-10 08:22:37 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


Yup. Fascism makes things very easy for authority. Anything not permitted is forbidden. Deviance from the regulations is never permitted, and therefore it is forbidden and always punished.

teaching that at school, just like the other zero tolerance policies such as anti-violence policies that make finger-pointing that looks like a gun, drawing GI Joe, or having a picture of you older brother in his Marine uniform punishable, or anti-drug policies that make carrying midol for you cramps or an inhaler for your asthma punishable, or anti-sexual-harassment policies that make even touching another human being punishable, just prepares them to quietly, submissively, accept without question, the ever increasing regulations in the progressively politically correct oppressive outside world.

BRILLIANT!
2012-11-10 07:24:36 AM  
2 votes:

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


Because a 15 year old girl dressed provocatively would never troll the principal by asking what porn is. And, as you know, 15 year old girls always tell daddy the truth, especially when discussing a meeting with the principal. Daddy will also always be completely honest with the media, and not misrepresent what was said in a phone conversation with the principal (who did not comment in article).

Agreed that turning the bows around is ridiculous. But this, FTFA: "Her outfit was perfectly appropriate," said Werner. "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star." is bizarre too. Maybe the bows are another jelly bracelet urban legend, or maybe it's a nice way of saying the whole thing is inappropriate without going into too much detail as to why.
2012-11-10 06:52:54 AM  
2 votes:
Looking at the picture of the costume, it's pretty obvious that it was designed to be sexy. Dad needs to understand that when you send out invitations, somebody will come to the party.
2012-11-10 06:43:20 AM  
2 votes:
So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.
2012-11-10 06:28:31 AM  
2 votes:
So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

Good plan Dad.
2012-11-10 05:02:49 AM  
2 votes:
This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.
2012-11-10 12:03:04 AM  
2 votes:
Who hasn't heard of pornography? I grew up in a very conservative Catholic house, but I knew what Playboy and the like were. Once I was rummaging around in my parents' closet and found my dad's stash of Penthouse magazines.

You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.
2012-11-10 01:02:31 PM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.


If her generation thinks the 'money shot' is foreplay, they are doing it wrong. I recommend waiting until the end.
2012-11-10 09:00:44 AM  
1 votes:
Dad is an uneducated idiot that doesn't know what the words he is saying mean.
2012-11-10 08:54:40 AM  
1 votes:
Find any excuse to rail on the public education system. The guy on the radio told me to. We need vouchers.
2012-11-10 07:36:51 AM  
1 votes:
Notice how Fox is reporting about this, and giving this idiot father a platform, but you can tell they don't really agree with him. If there really was nothing wrong with having a 15yr old wear that costume, then why use a picture of an adult model in the story? The father can't object, right? I mean, unless the outfit is slutty.
2012-11-10 07:11:02 AM  
1 votes:
Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.
2012-11-10 07:03:15 AM  
1 votes:

cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.


wat
2012-11-10 06:51:18 AM  
1 votes:
Dad sounds like a real tool. Driving around town with a billboard? Holy crap....
2012-11-10 05:34:04 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


As someone raised in Catholic schools (with uniforms), I completely agree. I hated it at the time and can never wear knit shirts and corduroys again but it was one less distraction during school.
2012-11-10 03:16:57 AM  
1 votes:
This dad is pretty retarded if he thinks his 15 year old daughter didn't really know what porn was. And that costume for a 15 year old in school? Yeah, I'm not a Puritan, so I don't really care if she wears it...but it's not exactly a prudish costume. It sends a message.
2012-11-10 02:05:52 AM  
1 votes:
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
2012-11-10 02:04:59 AM  
1 votes:

WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."


FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

wjbk.images.worldnow.com
An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.
2012-11-10 01:45:17 AM  
1 votes:
By the way, according to the facebook comments on the article by students from the school, this girl doesn't exactly have the most sterling of reputations.

/not surprised if true
2012-11-10 12:29:45 AM  
1 votes:
Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.
 
Displayed 24 of 24 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report