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2012-11-09 09:08:21 PM
Dad doesn't seem upset that the principal fingered his daughter.
 
2012-11-09 09:28:04 PM
Principal Janet Jones?

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2012-11-09 09:30:01 PM
"All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
 
2012-11-09 10:25:11 PM
Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
 
2012-11-09 11:53:24 PM
With a dad that f*cking stupid, she's doomed.
 
2012-11-09 11:58:05 PM
Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.
 
2012-11-10 12:03:04 AM
Who hasn't heard of pornography? I grew up in a very conservative Catholic house, but I knew what Playboy and the like were. Once I was rummaging around in my parents' closet and found my dad's stash of Penthouse magazines.

You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.
 
2012-11-10 12:29:45 AM
Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.
 
2012-11-10 01:30:09 AM
"Hey, don't look over there!!!!"
 
2012-11-10 01:39:49 AM

Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.


I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.
 
2012-11-10 01:45:17 AM
By the way, according to the facebook comments on the article by students from the school, this girl doesn't exactly have the most sterling of reputations.

/not surprised if true
 
2012-11-10 01:57:42 AM
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?
 
2012-11-10 01:59:11 AM
As someone with a teenage pirate fetish, I'm not getting a kick...

Huh, that's odd. Mysterious black van just pulled in the driveway.
 
2012-11-10 02:04:59 AM

WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."


FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

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An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.
 
2012-11-10 02:05:52 AM
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
 
2012-11-10 02:13:55 AM
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

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2012-11-10 03:16:57 AM
This dad is pretty retarded if he thinks his 15 year old daughter didn't really know what porn was. And that costume for a 15 year old in school? Yeah, I'm not a Puritan, so I don't really care if she wears it...but it's not exactly a prudish costume. It sends a message.
 
2012-11-10 05:02:49 AM
This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.
 
2012-11-10 05:34:04 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


As someone raised in Catholic schools (with uniforms), I completely agree. I hated it at the time and can never wear knit shirts and corduroys again but it was one less distraction during school.
 
2012-11-10 06:28:31 AM
So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

Good plan Dad.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:20 AM
So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:52 AM

basemetal: Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.


Maybe the dad picked the costume out for her?
 
2012-11-10 06:44:42 AM
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2012-11-10 06:45:06 AM
School is for fools.
 
2012-11-10 06:47:47 AM

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


I'm baffled by this! Short skirt? Ok. Off the shoulder top that also pushes up your breasts? Ok. Outfit with the term "sexy" in the description? Ok. Bows?

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You tramp!

/hot like hairbows
 
2012-11-10 06:51:18 AM
Dad sounds like a real tool. Driving around town with a billboard? Holy crap....
 
2012-11-10 06:52:54 AM
Looking at the picture of the costume, it's pretty obvious that it was designed to be sexy. Dad needs to understand that when you send out invitations, somebody will come to the party.
 
2012-11-10 06:56:45 AM
In high school and never heard of porn? shenanigans
 
2012-11-10 06:57:16 AM
15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.
 
2012-11-10 06:58:18 AM
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We've subbed out a cosplay attendee for a girl in a slutty pirate outfit. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2012-11-10 06:59:11 AM
Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances
 
2012-11-10 06:59:54 AM

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


Not too hard to out this principal as a women with a bow fetish now was it?
 
2012-11-10 07:00:51 AM
Dad works hard to ensure family ties are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.
 
2012-11-10 07:01:05 AM
More slutty costume pics for comparison
 
2012-11-10 07:03:15 AM

cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.


wat
 
2012-11-10 07:03:47 AM
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
 
2012-11-10 07:05:12 AM

apacheco: More slutty costume pics for comparison


But cosplay isn't slutty. Having been on Fark for awhile, I'd expect you to recognize the difference.
 
2012-11-10 07:05:16 AM

KrispyKritter: Dad works hard to ensure family ties bows are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.

 
2012-11-10 07:11:02 AM
Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.
 
2012-11-10 07:13:53 AM
does this have anything to do with the summers eve vaginal cleaning product pop up i just got from the main page? holy hell, what is going over there? i now this is a whacky website....but actual douches??? wow, just wow.

/lolz
 
2012-11-10 07:14:58 AM

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


word.
 
2012-11-10 07:16:23 AM
And so today our lesson will be about double penetration...
 
2012-11-10 07:16:36 AM
If she hasn't heard of porn by 15, she is either too dumb to be in high school or very practiced at keeping Daddy in the dark.
 
2012-11-10 07:17:32 AM
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Oh, I'm sure there was.
 
2012-11-10 07:19:54 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


This makes sense.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:45 AM

doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.


Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.
 
2012-11-10 07:22:12 AM
I nailed her two months ago.
She knows plenty.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:36 AM

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


Because a 15 year old girl dressed provocatively would never troll the principal by asking what porn is. And, as you know, 15 year old girls always tell daddy the truth, especially when discussing a meeting with the principal. Daddy will also always be completely honest with the media, and not misrepresent what was said in a phone conversation with the principal (who did not comment in article).

Agreed that turning the bows around is ridiculous. But this, FTFA: "Her outfit was perfectly appropriate," said Werner. "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star." is bizarre too. Maybe the bows are another jelly bracelet urban legend, or maybe it's a nice way of saying the whole thing is inappropriate without going into too much detail as to why.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:10 AM
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Speaking of porn, I think I've seen this one. Pretty good except it was one of those where the "Teen schoolgirl" looked about 30. Otherwise very hot.
 
2012-11-10 07:28:00 AM

CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.

Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.


We're talking about school here moran, try to stay on topic.
 
2012-11-10 07:30:17 AM
So she wants to be a porn star when she grows up. Who cares!
 
2012-11-10 07:32:04 AM
I doubt the principal said anything of the sort. All he would have to do is say "your dress is inappropriate and against our school's bullshiat policies" and that would be that.
 
2012-11-10 07:34:22 AM
What this whole situation calls for is more butthurt.
 
2012-11-10 07:36:51 AM
Notice how Fox is reporting about this, and giving this idiot father a platform, but you can tell they don't really agree with him. If there really was nothing wrong with having a 15yr old wear that costume, then why use a picture of an adult model in the story? The father can't object, right? I mean, unless the outfit is slutty.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:16 AM
Maybe the principal misunderstood the situation. It wasn't that she didn't know what porn was... it's just that she didn't realize that she could make a career out of it.

She was just needing a little career guidance and the principal went off on a tangent.
 
2012-11-10 07:37:34 AM
Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.
 
2012-11-10 07:45:03 AM

Digitalstrange: Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.


ya, i banged so many goth chicks when i was younger. they are dirty, naughty little girls. under all the clothes they are wearing some super sexy underwear. for reals.
 
2012-11-10 07:49:13 AM
The bows do make her look slutty.

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2012-11-10 07:50:11 AM
So bows on stockings indicates pornstar? Wtf kind of farked up logic is that?

Principal is an idiot.
 
2012-11-10 07:51:55 AM

Digitalstrange: Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.


Stuff like this is why I'm glad I have sons and not daughters.
 
2012-11-10 07:55:16 AM

Digitalstrange: Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.


And how much of that comes off when she is not in your presence?

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2012-11-10 07:57:48 AM

clowncar on fire: apacheco: More slutty costume pics for comparison

But cosplay isn't slutty. Having been on Fark for awhile, I'd expect you to recognize the difference.


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2012-11-10 07:58:41 AM

CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.

Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.

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2012-11-10 08:01:17 AM
Nickster79

Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.

The father is dressing his daughter up like a wh*re. It is being taught at home.


So THAT's how it is in their family...
---Ed Rooney
 
2012-11-10 08:01:43 AM
I think this is why FARK has a DUMBASS tag.
 
2012-11-10 08:07:52 AM
"They all believe Mrs. Jones is pure and perfect and she can't do nothing wrong."

Sounds like daddy should have stayed in school.
 
2012-11-10 08:22:37 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


Yup. Fascism makes things very easy for authority. Anything not permitted is forbidden. Deviance from the regulations is never permitted, and therefore it is forbidden and always punished.

teaching that at school, just like the other zero tolerance policies such as anti-violence policies that make finger-pointing that looks like a gun, drawing GI Joe, or having a picture of you older brother in his Marine uniform punishable, or anti-drug policies that make carrying midol for you cramps or an inhaler for your asthma punishable, or anti-sexual-harassment policies that make even touching another human being punishable, just prepares them to quietly, submissively, accept without question, the ever increasing regulations in the progressively politically correct oppressive outside world.

BRILLIANT!
 
2012-11-10 08:24:04 AM
FTFA: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

"I wanted people to be aware about what was going on as far as the parents to see if we could get more advocates for situations like this. This is a form of bullying as far as I'm concerned and us as parents need to be more apt as to what bullying is and help the students out."

"They all believe Mrs. Jones is pure and perfect and she can't do nothing wrong. The principal admitting to the fault of what she did wrong was an admittance of guilt. If you're guilty then you need to apologize."

WTF?

/It's the English language, dad. Learn to speak it properly.
 
2012-11-10 08:25:51 AM
Ron Jeremy High School, the former Utica High, announced an obscenely large grant for creating a new performing arts focus.

It's all about selling naming rights. A special part of Hollywood has responded generously.

The new courses include professional lighting, scripting, digital editing, deadline management, and various techniques that include geographical references (here's to you steamy Cleveland). 

The high school's new namesake was inspired by a billboard he saw in the area.

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2012-11-10 08:33:09 AM
You would be hard pressed to refute the principal's statement, really.

The father must be into some deviant-compared-to-the-rest-of-the-Internet porn to flip out like this.
 
2012-11-10 08:33:27 AM

ani23: Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances


He wanted to have a 'thing goin' on" with her.
 
2012-11-10 08:54:40 AM
Find any excuse to rail on the public education system. The guy on the radio told me to. We need vouchers.
 
2012-11-10 08:55:19 AM
The daughter of an older looking Rob Lowe doesn't know what porn is?
 
2012-11-10 08:56:15 AM

mojodragon: Notice how Fox is reporting about this, and giving this idiot father a platform, but you can tell they don't really agree with him. If there really was nothing wrong with having a 15yr old wear that costume, then why use a picture of an adult model in the story? The father can't object, right? I mean, unless the outfit is slutty.


Wait, adult model or model who is an adult? That picture is probably from a costume retailer. Maybe someone at Fox didn't want to explain why they googled "15-year old in possibly slutty pirate outfit" at work.
 
2012-11-10 09:00:44 AM
Dad is an uneducated idiot that doesn't know what the words he is saying mean.
 
2012-11-10 09:06:38 AM

tomWright: doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.

Yup. Fascism makes things very easy for authority. Anything not permitted is forbidden. Deviance from the regulations is never permitted, and therefore it is forbidden and always punished.

teaching that at school, just like the other zero tolerance policies such as anti-violence policies that make finger-pointing that looks like a gun, drawing GI Joe, or having a picture of you older brother in his Marine uniform punishable, or anti-drug policies that make carrying midol for you cramps or an inhaler for your asthma punishable, or anti-sexual-harassment policies that make even touching another human being punishable, just prepares them to quietly, submissively, accept without question, the ever increasing regulations in the progressively politically correct oppressive outside world.

BRILLIANT!


Lay off the paint fumes.
 
2012-11-10 09:30:25 AM
Jesus, Michigan. The World According to Derp. It's like this guy is the Key Master and that other chair-lynching ass from yesterday is the Gate Keeper. We have got to get these two together.
 
2012-11-10 09:31:20 AM
"Sex? That's where you stick your widgie in my fancie piece and jerk it 'round a bit?"

Not your little girl any longer, sir.
 
2012-11-10 09:51:22 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness
.


Uniforms have nothing to do with this circumstance. It was "costume day" aka Halloween. The kids were encouraged to dress up for the holiday.
 
2012-11-10 10:00:28 AM
I don't think I know about porn. Ribbons on your stockings makes it porn?
 
2012-11-10 10:30:53 AM
Daddy is in some hardcore denial.
 
2012-11-10 10:31:15 AM

oryx: I don't think I know about porn. Ribbons on your stockings makes it porn?


Sometimes. (NSFW).

They're like cherries or butt plugs. Would you let your kid go to school with a butt plug?
 
2012-11-10 10:46:42 AM
How much you wanna bet Daddy has the whole collection of "Ai Papi!" oh his hard drive.
 
2012-11-10 10:54:30 AM

Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.


She may not have known what porn was.

Even as a boy, I never saw a porn magazine until I was 16, and then I thought the guys looking at it were perverts. -It wasn't until a few years later that I became an expert on the subject matter.

/seriously, I know, farked up right?
//Some parents really screw their kids up by making them think they are evil by looking at the stuff or for wanting to have sex outside of marriage.
///The end result for me was a lot of dangerous sexual behavior with a lot of partners until I finally calmed down (thank God no STDs or unwanted children).
////Still not sure what the principal did was right or wrong, but I hope if the kid really didn't know what it was, that someone sane clues them in before they do something stupid like I did.
//Slashies...
 
2012-11-10 11:05:52 AM
I really don't want to imagine the relationship between a 15 year old and the father that is perfectly alright with her wearing that. Not saying she shouldn't be allowed to if she wants to, just that he should feel appropriately uncomfortable. Apparently, though, everyone thinks the costume is more acceptable than I do since the school didn't even send her home. That girl never would have made it into the building at my school. It's only been a few years since I graduated, but I guess I'm a prude now....

*sigh*
 
2012-11-10 11:17:27 AM
i just need to say.. I love the internets!

//this story is hilarious. As is the whole jezabel outting the little shiatbag racist teens. Link
 
2012-11-10 11:22:14 AM

Notabunny: So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.


You should of had the post that started the thread. +1
 
2012-11-10 11:38:01 AM

Digitalstrange: Stuff like this is why I'm glad my daughter got into goth. She may dress from head to toe in black but she is covered from the throat down, she even wears a hat. The only way I could get her more covered is if she went muslim and wore a Burka.


I met my first goth girl when I was 17 and she was 16. She was farking wild. Really taught me a thing or two...

Since then, I've known PLENTY of goth girls, mostly as friends. However the one thing they all had in common (besides the pale skin and heavy boots) was a massive fascination with sexuality. Everyone in my story expressed that fascination by being promiscuous, at least in their early days.

Otherwise, the goth community looks after one another - she'll be fine insofar as support from her peers is concerned. However, she's probably about to go through, or has previously been through, a slut phase.

Heads up!
 
2012-11-10 11:40:59 AM

abhorrent1: In high school and never heard of porn? shenanigans


csb:

Back in grade school my younger sister was assigned a text into which the previous owner had scribbled quite a few "four letter words".
Mom came rather unglued and went straight to the principal- she was upset about exposing her daughter to such 'filth'.
Principal looked her straight in the eye and -very gently- informed my mother that "If she hasn't seen or heard these terms before she has simply not been paying attention."
My mother (in whose conversation 'damn' and 'hell' made frequent appearances) took the point...her main concern was that Sister didn't use these words herself. 

/csb
 
2012-11-10 12:24:34 PM

CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.

Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.


Well, yeah that's the purpose of education. The purpose of high school, however, is quite different and often incompatible with education.
 
2012-11-10 12:27:03 PM

brigid_fitch: biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing.


To be fair, I had to hunt around online to be able to find the 'Thing' version instead of the 'Slutty Thing' version of my costume.
 
2012-11-10 12:29:53 PM

mojodragon: Notice how Fox is reporting about this, and giving this idiot father a platform, but you can tell they don't really agree with him. If there really was nothing wrong with having a 15yr old wear that costume, then why use a picture of an adult model in the story? The father can't object, right? I mean, unless the outfit is slutty.


I'm sure they would have been able to convince her to put the costume back on for a promo shot, but TFA mentions that dad insisted on shielding his widdle pwecious from the world and telling the story (and getting all the attention) himself.
 
2012-11-10 12:29:56 PM
There is no such thing as a 15 year old girl in Uttica, Michigan who has not heard of porn.
 
2012-11-10 12:44:12 PM

doglover: It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."


"But now you can see my panties above my skirt!"
"Dress code doesn't say anything about not showing panties, shut up and sit down."
 
2012-11-10 01:02:31 PM

Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.


If her generation thinks the 'money shot' is foreplay, they are doing it wrong. I recommend waiting until the end.
 
2012-11-10 01:04:49 PM
What a 15 year old porn star might actually look like.

i93.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-10 01:18:13 PM
HAHAHAH! The 15 year old doesn't know what porn is LOL!!!! What a sheltered life she must be living, protected against the truth of the world! I hope that little girl tries to learn more by herself and not just believe everything her parents say!
 
2012-11-10 01:36:55 PM

cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.


Well, I didn't know about porn until I was in my late teens, and I just had Asperger's. It really does depend on how the kid thinks. This girl might just not have known there was a word for those naughty vids--or, hell, given how utterly farkwitted Dad seems to be, honestly not known that anyone actually put up vids of the stuff she jills off to in her head.

/With a good enough imagination, porn is a secondary need.
//And I wholeheartedly support the principal explaining this, because otherwise that girl was gonna have problems later.
 
2012-11-10 01:59:13 PM
Back door

Three way meeting

24.media.tumblr.com

Also what dumbass his daughter has to go that school. But you made your point, right??
 
2012-11-10 02:07:59 PM
What a 15 yr old porn star whore may look like.

www.judiciaryreport.com
 
2012-11-10 02:21:14 PM

wotthefark: What a 15 yr old porn star whore may look like.

[www.judiciaryreport.com image 300x400]


img251.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-10 02:32:48 PM
win win

/both sides are idiots
 
2012-11-10 04:47:09 PM
In the 8th grade we had to pick out a job from the newspaper and write why we would like to work there...
I chose "Adult Doughnut Shop"
My teacher read my paper and was like come see me after class.
She asked why I would want to work at "an adult doughnut shop" I replied "because there are no kids getting their sticky fingers everywhere"
She explained that the girls worked topless. I was LIKE OH NO---MORTIFIED--as she had already called my parents.
Later I did work at Dunkin..and for 10 years I was a stripper...
So have fun with that fark. LOL
 
2012-11-10 04:56:20 PM

Notabunny: So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.


The only thing missing is hundreds of "self pics" ranging from slutty to downright pornographic.

Oh wait... her name isn't Angie is it?
 
2012-11-10 05:52:31 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Later I did work at Dunkin..and for 10 years I was a stripper...


...go on...
 
2012-11-10 06:00:22 PM
It's just a halloween costume, it is not like this sweet girl is to become a porn queen by wearing a risque costume.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-10 06:29:51 PM

Harry_Seldon: It's just a halloween costume, it is not like this sweet girl is to become a porn queen by wearing a risque costume.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 480x640]


Sasha Grey? Go on....
 
2012-11-10 08:04:54 PM
If schools want to require kids to have vaccinations, ,or make sure home schooled kids are actually learning something - ZOMG! They can't interfere with the sacred family! Stay out of this you school Nazis!

But if a school wants to tell a girl she looks like a whore for wearing a Halloween outfit that doesn't show any more skin that a normal outfit and doesn't violate any dress code and oh by the way your dad masturbates to porn and all men have filthy minds - yay for the principal's principles!

Sure, makes perfect sense.

I wonder if the principal had any problem with a boy who shows up dressed as a pimp. My guess would be, no.
 
2012-11-10 10:35:44 PM

Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.


Good grief, I was blowing loads on my girlfriend's face in 1990. It ain't new.
 
2012-11-10 11:15:38 PM

Shazam999: Lsherm: Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.

Good grief, I was blowing loads on my girlfriend's face in 1990. It ain't new.


It's really amusing that people thing that ANYTHING having to do with sex is new. It's all been done. Before. Things are forgotten and rediscovered, but nothing is new.
 
2012-11-11 01:52:56 AM
15 year old American schoolgirl: "What's porn?"

Honest Principle: "You know what you do with random guys every day in the bathroom stalls? It's just like that, only they film it."
 
2012-11-11 02:43:40 AM

Amos Quito: Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.


Nuns: "A Spanking! A spanking!"


/Sorry
// not really...
 
2012-11-13 12:58:54 AM
So, the principal is a porn watcher? She had to be to know about the bows, right?

Doesn't say much about her character here.
 
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