Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.
WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn.""Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.
basemetal: Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."wtf?
cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.
apacheco: More slutty costume pics for comparison
KrispyKritter: Dad works hard to ensure family ties bows are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.
BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.
doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.
CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.
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