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(My Fox Detroit)   Daddy's little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 113
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2012-11-09 09:08:21 PM
Dad doesn't seem upset that the principal fingered his daughter.
 
2012-11-09 09:28:04 PM
Principal Janet Jones?

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2012-11-09 09:30:01 PM
"All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."
 
2012-11-09 10:25:11 PM
Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.
 
2012-11-09 11:53:24 PM
With a dad that f*cking stupid, she's doomed.
 
2012-11-09 11:58:05 PM
Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.
 
2012-11-10 12:03:04 AM
Who hasn't heard of pornography? I grew up in a very conservative Catholic house, but I knew what Playboy and the like were. Once I was rummaging around in my parents' closet and found my dad's stash of Penthouse magazines.

You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.
 
2012-11-10 12:29:45 AM
Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.
 
2012-11-10 01:30:09 AM
"Hey, don't look over there!!!!"
 
2012-11-10 01:39:49 AM

Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.


I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.
 
2012-11-10 01:45:17 AM
By the way, according to the facebook comments on the article by students from the school, this girl doesn't exactly have the most sterling of reputations.

/not surprised if true
 
2012-11-10 01:57:42 AM
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?
 
2012-11-10 01:59:11 AM
As someone with a teenage pirate fetish, I'm not getting a kick...

Huh, that's odd. Mysterious black van just pulled in the driveway.
 
2012-11-10 02:04:59 AM

WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."


FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

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An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.
 
2012-11-10 02:05:52 AM
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
 
2012-11-10 02:13:55 AM
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

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2012-11-10 03:16:57 AM
This dad is pretty retarded if he thinks his 15 year old daughter didn't really know what porn was. And that costume for a 15 year old in school? Yeah, I'm not a Puritan, so I don't really care if she wears it...but it's not exactly a prudish costume. It sends a message.
 
2012-11-10 05:02:49 AM
This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.
 
2012-11-10 05:34:04 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


As someone raised in Catholic schools (with uniforms), I completely agree. I hated it at the time and can never wear knit shirts and corduroys again but it was one less distraction during school.
 
2012-11-10 06:28:31 AM
So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

Good plan Dad.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:20 AM
So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.
 
2012-11-10 06:43:52 AM

basemetal: Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.


Maybe the dad picked the costume out for her?
 
2012-11-10 06:44:42 AM
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2012-11-10 06:45:06 AM
School is for fools.
 
2012-11-10 06:47:47 AM

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


I'm baffled by this! Short skirt? Ok. Off the shoulder top that also pushes up your breasts? Ok. Outfit with the term "sexy" in the description? Ok. Bows?

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You tramp!

/hot like hairbows
 
2012-11-10 06:51:18 AM
Dad sounds like a real tool. Driving around town with a billboard? Holy crap....
 
2012-11-10 06:52:54 AM
Looking at the picture of the costume, it's pretty obvious that it was designed to be sexy. Dad needs to understand that when you send out invitations, somebody will come to the party.
 
2012-11-10 06:56:45 AM
In high school and never heard of porn? shenanigans
 
2012-11-10 06:57:16 AM
15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.
 
2012-11-10 06:58:18 AM
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We've subbed out a cosplay attendee for a girl in a slutty pirate outfit. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2012-11-10 06:59:11 AM
Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances
 
2012-11-10 06:59:54 AM

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


Not too hard to out this principal as a women with a bow fetish now was it?
 
2012-11-10 07:00:51 AM
Dad works hard to ensure family ties are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.
 
2012-11-10 07:01:05 AM
More slutty costume pics for comparison
 
2012-11-10 07:03:15 AM

cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.


wat
 
2012-11-10 07:03:47 AM
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?
 
2012-11-10 07:05:12 AM

apacheco: More slutty costume pics for comparison


But cosplay isn't slutty. Having been on Fark for awhile, I'd expect you to recognize the difference.
 
2012-11-10 07:05:16 AM

KrispyKritter: Dad works hard to ensure family ties bows are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.

 
2012-11-10 07:11:02 AM
Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.
 
2012-11-10 07:13:53 AM
does this have anything to do with the summers eve vaginal cleaning product pop up i just got from the main page? holy hell, what is going over there? i now this is a whacky website....but actual douches??? wow, just wow.

/lolz
 
2012-11-10 07:14:58 AM

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


word.
 
2012-11-10 07:16:23 AM
And so today our lesson will be about double penetration...
 
2012-11-10 07:16:36 AM
If she hasn't heard of porn by 15, she is either too dumb to be in high school or very practiced at keeping Daddy in the dark.
 
2012-11-10 07:17:32 AM
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Oh, I'm sure there was.
 
2012-11-10 07:19:54 AM

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


This makes sense.
 
2012-11-10 07:20:45 AM

doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.


Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.
 
2012-11-10 07:22:12 AM
I nailed her two months ago.
She knows plenty.
 
2012-11-10 07:24:36 AM

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


Because a 15 year old girl dressed provocatively would never troll the principal by asking what porn is. And, as you know, 15 year old girls always tell daddy the truth, especially when discussing a meeting with the principal. Daddy will also always be completely honest with the media, and not misrepresent what was said in a phone conversation with the principal (who did not comment in article).

Agreed that turning the bows around is ridiculous. But this, FTFA: "Her outfit was perfectly appropriate," said Werner. "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star." is bizarre too. Maybe the bows are another jelly bracelet urban legend, or maybe it's a nice way of saying the whole thing is inappropriate without going into too much detail as to why.
 
2012-11-10 07:27:10 AM
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Speaking of porn, I think I've seen this one. Pretty good except it was one of those where the "Teen schoolgirl" looked about 30. Otherwise very hot.
 
2012-11-10 07:28:00 AM

CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.

Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.


We're talking about school here moran, try to stay on topic.
 
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