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(AP)   Today's televised death brought to you by LA and a bank robbery car chase   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 125
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2012-11-09 06:56:05 PM  
You mean they "accidentally" didn't cut the feed quick enough?
 
2012-11-09 06:58:13 PM  
Suicide.
 
2012-11-09 08:27:00 PM  

Amos Quito: Suicide.

 
2012-11-09 09:25:35 PM  
Suddenly?
 
2012-11-09 09:27:17 PM  
To Live and Die in LA.....LIVE on TV.
 
2012-11-09 09:28:09 PM  
I am Indubitably, and the next fark who accuses me of multitab, I swear I will mindfark.

From space.

Early warning system alert successful.

*)
 
2012-11-09 09:28:14 PM  
And nothing of value was lost
 
2012-11-09 09:28:40 PM  
Damn, I hate that I can't get the news out of LA anymore.

You stay classy.... Lancaster?
 
2012-11-09 09:29:58 PM  
link?
 
2012-11-09 09:34:29 PM  
Good saved the hassle.of a trial, if only more dirt bags could be more considerate.
 
2012-11-09 09:35:38 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 09:36:07 PM  
 
2012-11-09 09:36:17 PM  
Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.
 
2012-11-09 09:38:53 PM  
Why the hell does that site still have an Olympic Medals table?
 
2012-11-09 09:40:13 PM  

Active introvert: Damn, I hate that I can't get the news out of LA anymore.

You stay classy.... Lancaster?


yeah..L.A News lives for that..I used to commute up into O.C. and stay up there on Friday nights.Prolly a 100 times.At least 10 of thoses times,after I got back to the hotel room after happy hour there was a chase..Its Prime Time..And that is also Friday rush hour in L.A.
 
2012-11-09 09:40:57 PM  
www.thegtacenter.com
 
2012-11-09 09:41:45 PM  
Mr. President,

Please hold the bank-owntable accountable. Put them in prison.

Send the message on something that cost millions trillions, and does everyday...

Not okay, human.

Reregulate.

*)
 
2012-11-09 09:42:11 PM  

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


federal is the word to avoid. law goes Terminator, never stops looking for you. rob most any other business on the block for $3500.00 it's ancient history if they don't catch you in short time. same $$$ from bank, you're on the run forever.
 
2012-11-09 09:43:13 PM  

Indubitably: Mr. President,

Please hold the bank-owntable accountable. Put them in prison.

Send the message on something that cost millions trillions, and does everyday...

Not okay, human.

Reregulate.

*)


Drugs were never this, and you know it.
 
2012-11-09 09:43:17 PM  
Fusillade: the host new word for journalists.
 
2012-11-09 09:43:57 PM  
It is a message from God, children.
 
2012-11-09 09:44:58 PM  
It wasn't Fox, therefore the channel doesn't get mentioned and farkers don't get outraged.
 
2012-11-09 09:45:07 PM  
Make peas.
 
2012-11-09 09:45:38 PM  
Where are all the members of FARK's whargarble moral brigade that were oh so very offended when FOX showed the last one?


ohh that's right. They're bigots. It only is wrong when FOX, a white guy, or "republican" does it.
 
2012-11-09 09:46:16 PM  

Indubitably: Make peas.


Feed peace.
 
2012-11-09 09:46:22 PM  
Peculation is a crime, but it isn't as bad as robbery.

//she came in through
//the bathroom window
 
2012-11-09 09:46:49 PM  
meh

no loss
 
2012-11-09 09:47:50 PM  

antiFodder: RoyHobbs22: link?

Link.


ouch
 
2012-11-09 09:48:56 PM  

skrame: It wasn't Fox, therefore the channel doesn't get mentioned and farkers don't get outraged.


I saw it on replay on a local affiliate (CBS?).

I just assumed that since it wasnt a suicide, it was considered a-ok for the public to watch the guy punch out.
 
2012-11-09 09:49:27 PM  
I like how the police have enough sense to wait till he bleeds out they know it is safe before moving in. 

Good shoot.
 
2012-11-09 09:49:59 PM  
Perhaps the only reason this man lived was to serve as a warning to everyone else.

Remember, children. Shooting at the cops is not conducive to a state of good health.
 
2012-11-09 09:50:04 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably:.



So now, what is your drug of choice?
 
2012-11-09 09:51:19 PM  
California voters weakened the 3 strikes law and the cops responded.
Strike 1, you're out!
 
2012-11-09 09:51:23 PM  
Seemed like suicide-by-cop.
 
2012-11-09 09:51:37 PM  

Indubitably: Make peas.


img1.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-11-09 09:54:34 PM  
Looks like he fired first. Last mistake of his life.
 
2012-11-09 09:55:56 PM  

signaljammer: Seemed like suicide-by-cop.


Depending on the environment, walking down the street can constitute suicide-via-cop.
 
2012-11-09 09:56:50 PM  
How is this news? This happens every other week somewhere in LA county.... including the televised shootout at the end.

If you don't live in LA, just youtube it. Or watch Heat again.
 
2012-11-09 09:58:11 PM  

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


But they don't run, you see. THAT'S the crime.
 
2012-11-09 10:00:57 PM  
Meh. It's a 0.5/10 (at best) on the Budd Dwyer scale
 
2012-11-09 10:02:10 PM  

Gyrfalcon: AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.

But they don't run, you see. THAT'S the crime.


Either that or the shooting at police. Herpy derpy derp.
 
2012-11-09 10:06:09 PM  
When surrounded by people with lots of firepower, it's best to temporarily surrender and fight again another day.
 
2012-11-09 10:08:57 PM  

basemetal: Looks like he fired first. Last mistake of his life.


The last mistake, but surprisingly not the biggest. You see the biggest came when he had a child because of what one might call a "One Night Stand." The biggest mistake he made was promising himself he'd pay full child support no matter what. Now, this man didn't make much money because he was an actor who didn't get much work. This inevitably led to his need to... You guessed it: Hire Frank Stallone as an acting coach. Well, as everyone knows, Frank Stallone might not be a method actor - hell he might not even be an actor, I don't know. Who's to say he can't coach someone anyway? Where was I? Oh, yeah. So Frank Stallone may not be a method actor, but he sure as hell teaches method acting. And his coaching was so good he helped the man land a role almost immediately in a much-hyped blockbuster sequel well past its due. That movie?

Heat 2: It Just Got Hotter
 
2012-11-09 10:09:20 PM  

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


I think the whole "shooting at cops" part was what got him killed. But don't let reality disrupt your narrative.
 
2012-11-09 10:13:05 PM  

Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?


I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..
 
2012-11-09 10:28:00 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7427035/80597613#c80597613" target="_blank">Mentalpatient87</a>:</b> <i>Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?

I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..</i>

"Eugene, keep taking your medication, please. You know Mother gets unhappy when we don't play nice."
 
2012-11-09 10:32:28 PM  
Suspect fires a shot and the cops empty their mags at him? Must be a day ending in "y" here in LA.

I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?
 
2012-11-09 10:34:45 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?

I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..


I see what you mean based on the comment in between. Consider yourself favorited. I still wonder what his or her drug of choice is.
 
2012-11-09 10:35:21 PM  

Tumbleweed Garden: I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?


I didn't see any "real good" cover. Just a couple car doors, and those are pretty shiatty cover despite what movies lead you to believe. Take shots at police, get farking ventilated. That's kinda how it goes.
 
2012-11-09 10:35:26 PM  

Tumbleweed Garden: Suspect fires a shot and the cops empty their mags at him? Must be a day ending in "y" here in LA.

I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?


Less fire, more talk.

Breathe.

Human first.

*)(
 
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