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(WWE)   WWE asks the question: if Lincoln were alive today, would he be able to beat John Cena in a ladder match?   (wwe.com) divider line 56
    More: Cool, Abraham Lincoln, John Cena, wwe superstar, wrestling, Phenom  
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2012-11-09 08:36:04 PM  
Yes.
 
2012-11-09 08:37:45 PM  
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
 
2012-11-09 08:45:28 PM  

Shostie: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.


I am Abraham's complete lack of surprise.
 
2012-11-09 09:01:32 PM  
Well Vince and Shane already defeated Shawn Michaels and God. Lincoln seems like a step down
 
2012-11-09 09:07:04 PM  
Wouldn't surprise me. Lincoln was a tough son of a biatch.
 
2012-11-09 09:29:06 PM  

doglover: Yes.


You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

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2012-11-09 10:16:36 PM  

kronicfeld: Shostie: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

I am Abraham's complete lack of surprise.


I'd fight Gandhi.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:22 PM  
I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history
 
2012-11-09 10:43:28 PM  

cman: I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history


And we're done here.....Brother.....
 
2012-11-09 11:01:03 PM  

cman: I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history


fark both those guys. Neither one of them ever slammed Yokozuna on an aircraft carrier, now did they?
 
2012-11-09 11:17:06 PM  
I am the President of the United States of America, clothed in IMMENSE POWER!

/piledriver
 
2012-11-09 11:18:27 PM  
Or participated in an exploding barbed wire King of the Deathmatch have they? So then is it OK to nominate Terry Funk and Mick Foley? Maybe in a three-way dance? Zombie Lincoln may have the advantage....
 
2012-11-09 11:30:33 PM  
Cena would no sell the whole damn thing.
 
2012-11-09 11:32:20 PM  
Glad to see I arrived way too late for the Fight Club references.
 
2012-11-09 11:35:31 PM  

Smoke14: cman: I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history

And we're done here.....Brother.....


WTF? Hogan? Jim "Hacksaw" Dugan! 2x4, American flag, and screaming like John Wayne.
 
2012-11-09 11:36:07 PM  
Whatcha gonna do, when Lincolnmania, runs wild on you!
 
2012-11-09 11:39:34 PM  

CoonAce: Smoke14: cman: I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history

And we're done here.....Brother.....

WTF? Hogan? Jim "Hacksaw" Dugan! 2x4, American flag, and screaming like John Wayne.


www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
 
2012-11-09 11:41:49 PM  
This is the one of the most idiotic questions I've ever seen. Did you see Lincoln kill all those vampires?!?! He'd destroy John Cena.
 
2012-11-09 11:42:55 PM  

cman: I would rather see a Hogan/Lincoln match to decide who is the most patriotic man in American history


Pretty sure Lincoln wins that without ever throwing a punch. You see the pics of what Hogan did to the World Trade Center in 2001?
 
2012-11-09 11:43:45 PM  
It depends on what kind of ladders they're using. Are we talking wooden step ladders or the big aluminum extension ladders?
/it makes a difference
 
2012-11-09 11:46:25 PM  

bluorangefyre: doglover: Yes.

You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

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/here's a GIF of how to answer it that was too big for Fark
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/WHAR PLAYBOY PICS WHAR
 
2012-11-09 11:52:29 PM  

Vash's Apprentice: bluorangefyre: doglover: Yes.

You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

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/here's a GIF of how to answer it that was too big for Fark
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/WHAR PLAYBOY PICS WHAR


playboy pics? this midget isn't worth seeing.
 
2012-11-10 12:15:37 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Vash's Apprentice: bluorangefyre: doglover: Yes.

You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

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/here's a GIF of how to answer it that was too big for Fark
//and here's another
///and one more
////you're welcome

barneystinsoncrazyhot.jpg
/WHAR PLAYBOY PICS WHAR

playboy pics? this midget isn't worth seeing.


Says you! I happen to have a thing for midgets.

/Don't judge me
 
2012-11-10 12:52:40 AM  

oMaJoJ: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Vash's Apprentice: bluorangefyre: doglover: Yes.

You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

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/here's a GIF of how to answer it that was too big for Fark
//and here's another
///and one more
////you're welcome

barneystinsoncrazyhot.jpg
/WHAR PLAYBOY PICS WHAR

playboy pics? this midget isn't worth seeing.

Says you! I happen to have a thing for midgets.

/Don't judge me


Just for you
 
2012-11-10 12:58:15 AM  
I downloaded a free kindle book about Lincoln the other day. Basically short stories about him.

At least half of them about his youth were about Lincoln kicking someone's ass.

"and then the folks across the river sent their biggest guy, and Abe said he didn't want to fight, but the other guy did, so Abe picked the guy up above his head, and the other guy said uncle and became Abe's best friend ever." Seriously, every other story was like that.
 
2012-11-10 01:05:49 AM  

eikni: Cena would no sell the whole damn thing.


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2012-11-10 01:09:20 AM  
Lincoln made it a law not to sell anyone, Cena just took it to the next level.
 
2012-11-10 01:10:39 AM  

VTGremlin: This is the one of the most idiotic questions I've ever seen. Did you see Lincoln kill all those vampires?!?! He'd destroy John Cena.


Don't forget the Zombies.

Both of those movies are just as real as wrestling.
 
2012-11-10 01:23:04 AM  
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Hey, Kurt Angle won the gold medal with a broken freakin neck! If that doesn't make him the most patriotic, I don't know what does!
 
2012-11-10 02:10:55 AM  
Sure he would, but Cena would no sell it the whole way.
 
2012-11-10 03:58:52 AM  
Something tells me Lincoln's wrestling has about as much in common with the WWE style of wrestling as my skill in the kitchen has in common with Gordan Ramsey's.
 
2012-11-10 04:50:02 AM  
According to Tony Schiavone, Abraham Lincoln was the NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
 
2012-11-10 06:33:58 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: According to Tony Schiavone, Abraham Lincoln was the NWA World Heavyweight Champion.


And it was the greatest night in the history of the sport.

Abe enjoyed bowling, too.

Whoever had the idea for that article and/or whoever wrote it probably has enough THC is his or her system that their urine sample would crystallize on the side of the vial.

/Some pro wrestling historians say that its worked nature dates back to Roman combatants in the Coliseum. They'd work the fight so well that Ceaser would let them both walk if the fight was convincing enough.
 
2012-11-10 08:11:31 AM  

Mugato: kronicfeld: Shostie: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

I am Abraham's complete lack of surprise.

I'd fight Gandhi.


Good choice
 
2012-11-10 09:14:09 AM  
Well since it's fake, yes. It could be scripted so Abe would win.

/WWE is NOT a sport
//Get over it
 
2012-11-10 09:33:59 AM  

abhorrent1: DERP


Yes, we know.

/dude, who wins in a fight, Batman or Superman?
//well, since comics are FAKE, it'd be whoever the writer wants to win. You LOSER.
 
2012-11-10 10:01:53 AM  

HeartBurnKid: abhorrent1: DERP

Yes, we know.

/dude, who wins in a fight, Batman or Superman?
//well, since comics are FAKE, it'd be whoever the writer wants to win. You LOSER.


makeitlulz.com
 
2012-11-10 10:10:12 AM  

HeartBurnKid: abhorrent1: DERP

Yes, we know.

/dude, who wins in a fight, Batman or Superman?
//well, since comics are FAKE, it'd be whoever the writer wants to win. You LOSER.


Sorry, the correct answer is Batman

/I AM THE NIGHT
//Since Lincoln isn't a WWE wrestler, he'd beat Cena; that's Cena's weakness
 
2012-11-10 10:18:45 AM  

TheManofPA: Sorry, the correct answer is Batman


No.
 
2012-11-10 11:05:20 AM  
Abraham Lincoln is one of those people the McMahon family can't understand: a Republican who can win an election.
 
2012-11-10 11:34:46 AM  
This is the stupidest question I've ever heard! Of COURSE Lincoln would whip Cena like a government mule! >:-(
 
2012-11-10 11:48:05 AM  

Captain Steroid: This is the stupidest question I've ever heard! Of COURSE Lincoln would whip Cena like a government mule! >:-(


BAH GAWD KING! AS GOD AS MAH WITNESS, LINCOLIN'S BROKEN CENA IN HALF!
 
2012-11-10 11:48:20 AM  

Captain Steroid: This is the stupidest question I've ever heard! Of COURSE Lincoln would whip Cena like a government mule! >:-(



No, Lincoln, freed Back Cena, so you can not whip him anymore.
 
2012-11-10 11:55:16 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Vash's Apprentice: bluorangefyre: doglover: Yes.

You answered 'yes' incorrectly. The correct way is:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x283]


/here's a GIF of how to answer it that was too big for Fark
//and here's another
///and one more
////you're welcome

barneystinsoncrazyhot.jpg
/WHAR PLAYBOY PICS WHAR

playboy pics? this midget isn't worth seeing.


www.forevergeek.com
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2012-11-10 12:06:35 PM  
There actually was a wrestler who used the Batman gimmick back in the 60's but he spelled it Battman.


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-11-10 12:36:26 PM  

abhorrent1: HeartBurnKid: abhorrent1: DERP

Yes, we know.

/dude, who wins in a fight, Batman or Superman?
//well, since comics are FAKE, it'd be whoever the writer wants to win. You LOSER.

[makeitlulz.com image 390x314]


Yeah, I'm the butthurt one. Keep telling yourself that.
 
2012-11-10 01:21:09 PM  

Fark Dupp: There actually was a wrestler who used the Batman gimmick back in the 60's but he spelled it Battman.


[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 330x487]


Bruno Sammartino
 
2012-11-10 01:21:12 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Yeah, I'm the butthurt one. Keep telling yourself that.


You are, so I will.
 
2012-11-10 01:22:29 PM  

The Downfall: Fark Dupp: There actually was a wrestler who used the Batman gimmick back in the 60's but he spelled it Battman.


[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 330x487]

Bruno Sammartino


Correct that, it was Tony Marino and he teamed with Sammartino
 
2012-11-10 01:32:00 PM  

The Downfall: The Downfall: Fark Dupp: There actually was a wrestler who used the Batman gimmick back in the 60's but he spelled it Battman.


[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 330x487]

Bruno Sammartino

Correct that, it was Tony Marino and he teamed with Sammartino


Yeah I remember seeing them tag team at an event at the Palisades in Mckeesport when I was a about 15.
 
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