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(The Sun)   What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 27
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2012-11-09 01:31:22 PM
9 votes:
Statuetory rape? Is that legitimate? Did that lion receive a gift from god? Or do lion bodies have the ability to shut that whole thing down?
2012-11-09 05:59:33 PM
7 votes:
More like...
www.explosm.net
2012-11-09 05:33:30 PM
5 votes:

Majick Thise: Statuetory rape? Is that legitimate? Did that lion receive a gift from god? Or do lion bodies have the ability to shut that whole thing down?


s12.postimage.org

I guess that buffalo statue looked pretty good to a lonesome moose.
2012-11-09 05:14:16 PM
5 votes:
i2.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 03:37:08 PM
4 votes:
i221.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 01:36:24 PM
4 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 01:50:00 PM
3 votes:

Dogberry: That's a man, baby!


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i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-09 01:37:32 PM
3 votes:
Well, it was just lion there askin' for it
2012-11-09 08:06:53 PM
2 votes:
i939.photobucket.com 
We're too late
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-11-09 06:04:59 PM
2 votes:
t1.gstatic.com 

cdn.ebaumsworld.com



images2.wikia.nocookie.net 

x59.xanga.com
2012-11-09 05:45:47 PM
2 votes:
Aphrodite Καλλίπυγος (Greek = "Nice Ass")

www.mlahanas.de
2012-11-09 05:27:10 PM
2 votes:
www.dumb.com

"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"
2012-11-09 03:35:38 PM
2 votes:
In your city, man has sex with statue. In my city, statue has sex with self:
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-09 03:29:01 PM
2 votes:
I wouldn't mind getting a handjob from the Venus de Milo.
2012-11-10 09:10:21 AM
1 votes:
Is this about the new Kim Kardashian sex tape?
2012-11-09 10:01:41 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.


Huh! Say it again...
2012-11-09 08:13:13 PM
1 votes:
If anyone wants to fark a statue, I offer up my ex-wife. You can expect more reaction out of a blow up doll.
2012-11-09 07:54:07 PM
1 votes:
I wish I had a cock of steel
And balls of shining brass
I'd find a marble statue
and ram it up her ass
To breed a race of giants
to roam across the land
To swell the mighty chorus of
THE CARDINAL BE DAMNED!
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-11-09 07:44:11 PM
1 votes:
cdn.9laughs.com
2012-11-09 06:11:10 PM
1 votes:
The student told a court he was drunk and had never been in trouble with the police before.

I think he was lion.
2012-11-09 05:47:54 PM
1 votes:
Lions and tigers and bears oh uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh oh my.
2012-11-09 05:22:59 PM
1 votes:
This statute had no limitations.
2012-11-09 05:17:25 PM
1 votes:
Robert Pattinson is in big trouble.
2012-11-09 05:14:29 PM
1 votes:
Some of them are fighting off the sexy time.

farm1.static.flickr.com
2012-11-09 05:12:20 PM
1 votes:
This isn't ancient Greece.
2012-11-09 02:36:46 PM
1 votes:
Well, welcome to Obama's America!
2012-11-09 01:48:42 PM
1 votes:
That's a man, baby!
 
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