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(The Sun)   What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 95
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2012-11-09 06:17:18 PM
What if it just gets you high?
 
2012-11-09 06:20:41 PM

Oznog: He pleaded guilty and was handed a one year suspended sentence and ordered to pay costs of £20.

What's the £20 costs for? I mean if you damaged that bronze patina, IF you brought someone out to refinish the spot, it'd cost more than that.

For £20, all you could do is send over the janitor with a rag and... oh gross. OK stop thinking, scumbag brain.


One of the cops was laughing so hard he spilled coffee on his uniform.
 
2012-11-09 06:27:04 PM
At least bronze is smooth. Sandstone or rough granite, ouch.
 
2012-11-09 06:39:57 PM
You can fark a statue, you just shouldn't do so in public.
 
2012-11-09 06:49:22 PM

Dogberry: That's a man, baby!


The guy has a fetish for brass balls.
 
2012-11-09 06:54:35 PM
:/
 
2012-11-09 06:57:28 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: [i221.photobucket.com image 120x160]

Pfft.. as long as the guy is not into kids.


I have a tiny little replica of this statue that pisses whatever liquor I put in the bottle. He's pretty much my favorite decanter.
 
2012-11-09 07:00:07 PM

GungFu: [www.dumb.com image 440x333]

"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"


The eyes man, the farking eyes... that was my most hearty laugh today!
 
2012-11-09 07:05:18 PM
My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.
 
2012-11-09 07:06:40 PM

Indubitably: My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.


Figuratively.
 
2012-11-09 07:07:25 PM
Came for the Callipygian Venus reference, leaving happy.
 
2012-11-09 07:09:21 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.

Figuratively.


Literally.
 
2012-11-09 07:10:43 PM

WelldeadLink: Indubitably: Indubitably: My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.

Figuratively.

Literally.


Nah.

*)
 
2012-11-09 07:14:08 PM

Already Disturbed: What if it just gets you high?


A monumental furnace where there used to be a guy/?
 
2012-11-09 07:15:07 PM
That statue was not that innocent
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 07:18:07 PM
I'm picturing a bizarre crossover between Doctor Who's Weeping Angels and Thanks, Smokey!
 
2012-11-09 07:20:02 PM

Oznog: I'm picturing a bizarre crossover between Doctor Who's Weeping Angels and Thanks, Smokey!


tifr.us24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-09 07:25:44 PM
Huge, motionless, grimacing ... maybe he mistook it for his wife
 
2012-11-09 07:27:28 PM

Gunny Walker: That statue was not that innocent
[i42.photobucket.com image 380x201]


I believe I would fark that statue if left living with it long enough...
 
2012-11-09 07:29:14 PM

Oznog: Oznog: I'm picturing a bizarre crossover between Doctor Who's Weeping Angels and Thanks, Smokey!

[tifr.us image 560x305][24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


I think I may know who you are; comma error anecdotal evidence added, btw.

*)
 
2012-11-09 07:39:57 PM

dv-ous: I'd rather have sex with a tree... ;-)


Well we know Jenny Mccarthy has a fark account
 
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2012-11-09 07:44:11 PM
cdn.9laughs.com
 
2012-11-09 07:48:52 PM

CapeFearCadaver: AlwaysRightBoy: [i221.photobucket.com image 120x160]

Pfft.. as long as the guy is not into kids.

I have a tiny little replica of this statue that pisses whatever liquor I put in the bottle. He's pretty much my favorite decanter.


Awesome!
 
2012-11-09 07:54:07 PM
I wish I had a cock of steel
And balls of shining brass
I'd find a marble statue
and ram it up her ass
To breed a race of giants
to roam across the land
To swell the mighty chorus of
THE CARDINAL BE DAMNED!
 
2012-11-09 08:06:53 PM
i939.photobucket.com 
We're too late
 
2012-11-09 08:13:13 PM
If anyone wants to fark a statue, I offer up my ex-wife. You can expect more reaction out of a blow up doll.
 
2012-11-09 08:14:49 PM
fark that story, I wanna party with jenny mcarthy in the side link.
 
2012-11-09 08:23:19 PM

Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 460x296] 
We're too late


Rape Ape strikes again!
 
2012-11-09 08:28:10 PM
 
2012-11-09 08:50:49 PM
Makes me think of this, the most 60s sounding song ever. It's Bollywood, so note how they have to cut away when she even tries to kiss the statue.
 
2012-11-09 08:59:56 PM

GungFu: [www.dumb.com image 440x333]

"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"


I see a visit from Mr. Hansen in our futures.
 
2012-11-09 09:08:49 PM
I've had sex with a statue multiple times, it was my EX
 
2012-11-09 09:10:55 PM

Master Passion Greed: Seems relevant. (NSFW)


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-11-09 09:16:00 PM

Indubitably: Gunny Walker: That statue was not that innocent
[i42.photobucket.com image 380x201]

I believe I would fark that statue if left living with it long enough...


I'm quite sure you would. And have.

In some alternate universe of which we know nothing.
 
2012-11-09 10:01:41 PM

Indubitably: My genitals?

What are they good for?

Statues.


Huh! Say it again...
 
2012-11-09 10:08:40 PM
Wordularity. *)
 
2012-11-09 10:09:22 PM
Instead of paying money, they should have made him lick his drippings off the lion.
 
2012-11-09 10:10:08 PM
Ok I thought this was going to be another Victor Noir statue humping.
 
2012-11-09 10:40:07 PM
No statue of limitations here! Yowza! Sexy time!
 
2012-11-09 11:38:24 PM
Link

NSFW
 
2012-11-10 01:15:53 AM
images.doctissimo.fr

This is the grave of Victor Noir in Paris. He was 22 when he was killed in a duel and apparently dressed left. The legend is that women who have sex with his statue can have improved love lives and given the fact that the dongage doesn't have a speck of patina on it he's been ridden cowgirl style more than a little.
 
2012-11-10 04:08:39 AM

OscarTamerz: [images.doctissimo.fr image 300x311]

This is the grave of Victor Noir in Paris. He was 22 when he was killed in a duel and apparently dressed left. The legend is that women who have sex with his statue can have improved love lives and given the fact that the dongage doesn't have a speck of patina on it he's been ridden cowgirl style more than a little.


I hadn't heard that version (I'd heard you're just supposed to rub him across the groin, kiss his lips and leave a flower.)
 
2012-11-10 04:10:44 AM
First thing I thought of, but definitely not safe for work.

http://oglaf.com/porkchisel/
 
2012-11-10 07:57:47 AM

Sobekneferu: OscarTamerz: [images.doctissimo.fr image 300x311]

This is the grave of Victor Noir in Paris. He was 22 when he was killed in a duel and apparently dressed left. The legend is that women who have sex with his statue can have improved love lives and given the fact that the dongage doesn't have a speck of patina on it he's been ridden cowgirl style more than a little.

I hadn't heard that version (I'd heard you're just supposed to rub him across the groin, kiss his lips and leave a flower.)


That's what they tell the tourists so the little old ladies from Iowa won't have heart attacks.
 
2012-11-10 09:10:21 AM
Is this about the new Kim Kardashian sex tape?
 
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