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2012-11-09 01:31:22 PM
Statuetory rape? Is that legitimate? Did that lion receive a gift from god? Or do lion bodies have the ability to shut that whole thing down?
 
2012-11-09 01:36:24 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 01:37:32 PM
Well, it was just lion there askin' for it
 
2012-11-09 01:48:42 PM
That's a man, baby!
 
2012-11-09 01:50:00 PM

Dogberry: That's a man, baby!


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i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-09 02:36:46 PM
Well, welcome to Obama's America!
 
2012-11-09 03:27:14 PM
bonking a bronze lion

lulz
 
2012-11-09 03:29:01 PM
I wouldn't mind getting a handjob from the Venus de Milo.
 
2012-11-09 03:35:38 PM
In your city, man has sex with statue. In my city, statue has sex with self:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-09 03:35:41 PM
i221.photobucket.com

Pfft.. as long as the guy is not into kids.
 
2012-11-09 03:37:08 PM
i221.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 03:37:50 PM
*hic*  Can I have sex with your bust?
 
2012-11-09 04:49:43 PM
I was expecting a Romney erectile dysfunction gag.
 
2012-11-09 05:12:20 PM
This isn't ancient Greece.
 
2012-11-09 05:14:16 PM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 05:14:26 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In your city, man has sex with statue. In my city, statue has sex with self:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 450x600]


Hey is that the inspiration for the gay marriage equation?
 
2012-11-09 05:14:29 PM
Some of them are fighting off the sexy time.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-09 05:17:14 PM
What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?
Ask any married guy whose wife isn't into "it"
 
2012-11-09 05:17:25 PM
Robert Pattinson is in big trouble.
 
2012-11-09 05:17:34 PM
If there's nobody around to see it except for the cops, is a crime even committed?
 
2012-11-09 05:17:44 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: WTF!? Is that what happens when you let your daughter in law pick your grave marker?
 
2012-11-09 05:18:12 PM

texdent: This isn't ancient Greece.


It's a little oily for that.
 
2012-11-09 05:22:06 PM
What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?

Coming to? It sounds like your sex life after coming-up on 10 years of marriage.
 
2012-11-09 05:22:16 PM

Sobrrr: AlwaysRightBoy: WTF!? Is that what happens when you let your daughter in law pick your grave marker?


Date on that marker is 1909. Wouldn't 1969 be more appropriate?
 
2012-11-09 05:22:19 PM
I wonder what the statute of limitations is on a crime like that.
 
2012-11-09 05:22:59 PM
This statute had no limitations.
 
2012-11-09 05:23:51 PM
He was testing his mettle...
 
2012-11-09 05:23:58 PM

cig-mkr: What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?
Ask any married guy whose wife isn't into "it"


Yes. Arrest me now..I'm positive I can try more positions, and get more creative with that lion.
 
2012-11-09 05:24:46 PM
The victim did not testify.
 
2012-11-09 05:25:54 PM

texdent: This isn't ancient Greece.


GIS - Priapus statue - NSFW
 
2012-11-09 05:27:10 PM
www.dumb.com

"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"
 
2012-11-09 05:27:34 PM
I'd rather have sex with a tree... ;-)
 
2012-11-09 05:27:52 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I wonder what the statute of limitations is on a crime like that.


Shakes fist at ceiling.
 
2012-11-09 05:31:27 PM
Sharp Knees?
 
2012-11-09 05:31:29 PM
I guess he started with kangaroos and moved on.
 
2012-11-09 05:32:10 PM

GungFu: [www.dumb.com image 440x333]

"Daddy, I don't think this is appropriate"


That's disturbing on multiple levels, but right up there on the list is that smile she has. No man in her life will ever live up to the dreams she had that night.
 
2012-11-09 05:33:28 PM

LarryDan43: Robert Pattinson is in big trouble.


FTW
 
2012-11-09 05:33:30 PM
img442.imageshack.us

Come on, the statue was asking for it.
 
2012-11-09 05:33:30 PM

Majick Thise: Statuetory rape? Is that legitimate? Did that lion receive a gift from god? Or do lion bodies have the ability to shut that whole thing down?


s12.postimage.org

I guess that buffalo statue looked pretty good to a lonesome moose.
 
2012-11-09 05:33:55 PM
I'm like a statue stuck staring right at you
Got me frozen in my tracks.
So amazing you take me back
Each and every time the love to last.
Statue stuck staring right at you
So when I'm lost for words
A great time to disappoint you
It's just cause I can't believe
That you're so beautiful. (Stuck like a statue)
Don't wanna lose you no. (Stuck like a statue)

--- 3rd verse of Statue by Lil Eddie
 
2012-11-09 05:37:46 PM
Or a tree...Link
 
2012-11-09 05:41:47 PM
What they'll find is just a statue standing where the statue got you hard.
 
2012-11-09 05:45:47 PM
Aphrodite Καλλίπυγος (Greek = "Nice Ass")

www.mlahanas.de
 
2012-11-09 05:47:54 PM
Lions and tigers and bears oh uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh oh my.
 
2012-11-09 05:58:13 PM

cig-mkr: What's the world coming to if you can't even have sex with a statue?
Ask any married guy whose wife isn't into "it"


I can't believe it took that long to make wife jokes

/Was the first thing I thought of
 
2012-11-09 05:59:33 PM
More like...
www.explosm.net
 
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2012-11-09 06:04:59 PM
t1.gstatic.com 

cdn.ebaumsworld.com



images2.wikia.nocookie.net 

x59.xanga.com
 
2012-11-09 06:09:39 PM
Pic reminded me of the Cowdray Lion from my home town. It's granite though. Have climbed it drunkenly several times, never tried to shag it.

Here's a picture of it, for reference:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 06:11:10 PM
The student told a court he was drunk and had never been in trouble with the police before.

I think he was lion.
 
2012-11-09 06:14:10 PM
He pleaded guilty and was handed a one year suspended sentence and ordered to pay costs of £20.

What's the £20 costs for? I mean if you damaged that bronze patina, IF you brought someone out to refinish the spot, it'd cost more than that.

For £20, all you could do is send over the janitor with a rag and... oh gross. OK stop thinking, scumbag brain.
 
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