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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Does Anybody Really Want an Old Han Solo?   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 18
    More: Cool, Han Solo, Jennifer Connelly, Zachary Levi, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Billy Dee Williams, Princess Leia, Rachel Weisz, Ryan Gosling  
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2012-11-09 04:40:52 PM  
2 votes:
Luke: Mickey
Leia: Minnie
Han Solo: Donald
Chewie: Pluto
Lando: Goofy
2012-11-09 04:36:57 PM  
2 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: It could be a cutting edge romantic Dramady concerning Lia and Solos teenaged kids!



Grapple: They could digitize Mark Harmon younger



What the fark are you people talking about?
2012-11-10 03:32:30 AM  
1 votes:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a high fiber diet and good soak in Epsom salts.
2012-11-09 07:59:43 PM  
1 votes:

jayhawk88: [collider.com image 291x400]

Been said already, but come on, the choice is obvious. This is Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier-level no brainer.


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2012-11-09 07:11:19 PM  
1 votes:

Kanemano: Normal Bean: I've got the perfect story.

A renegade group of stormtroopers take over a mining ship. Mad at Luke for destroying the Death Star, they travel back in time to destroy Tattooine. They are using something called purple matter, one drop of which will turn the center of the planet into a black hole. An aged Luke follows in his ship to try to stop it.

Meanwhile, a young Han Solo is in a bar, getting drunk and picking a fight with a Wookie.

What?

Dissatisfied and angry maintenance guy with mangled hand works unclogging vents in cloud city, finds a brand new barley used hand with lightsaber in it's grasp, runs to back alley doctor who attached it for some blue milk he was fermenting in his toilet, during evacuation ends up on Tattoine as the bathroom attendant on Jabba's yacht, falls overboard before it explodes and has to walk back to fortress


Porkin's isn't really dead; turns out he was an angel this whole time and he guides the Rebel Alliance to a planet with a stone-age, proto-human population. The Rebel Alliance decides that technology has caused all of humanity's woes and decides to go back to nature. They interbreed with the natives of the planet creating a new civilization.

20,000 years later, George Lucas yet again creates Jar Jar Binks. It all happens again.
2012-11-09 07:04:21 PM  
1 votes:

Normal Bean: I've got the perfect story.

A renegade group of stormtroopers take over a mining ship. Mad at Luke for destroying the Death Star, they travel back in time to destroy Tattooine. They are using something called purple matter, one drop of which will turn the center of the planet into a black hole. An aged Luke follows in his ship to try to stop it.

Meanwhile, a young Han Solo is in a bar, getting drunk and picking a fight with a Wookie.

What?


Dissatisfied and angry maintenance guy with mangled hand works unclogging vents in cloud city, finds a brand new barley used hand with lightsaber in it's grasp, runs to back alley doctor who attached it for some blue milk he was fermenting in his toilet, during evacuation ends up on Tattoine as the bathroom attendant on Jabba's yacht, falls overboard before it explodes and has to walk back to fortress
2012-11-09 06:52:45 PM  
1 votes:
I've got the perfect story.

A renegade group of stormtroopers take over a mining ship. Mad at Luke for destroying the Death Star, they travel back in time to destroy Tattooine. They are using something called purple matter, one drop of which will turn the center of the planet into a black hole. An aged Luke follows in his ship to try to stop it.

Meanwhile, a young Han Solo is in a bar, getting drunk and picking a fight with a Wookie.

What?
2012-11-09 06:08:50 PM  
1 votes:

hdhale: No recasting bullshiat. Come up with a way to let the old actors have one last curtain call (or two) and then hand off the franchise to new actors and new characters.


Leia the Hutt? I don't think so.
2012-11-09 05:28:59 PM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: SithLord: The Falcon is tucked away in a Republic hangar somewhere. Is being flown by Matthew McConaughey

FTFY


* Wooderson's voice*.

" Let me tell you what the Falcon is packin' right here, all right.
We got 2 Girodyne SRB42 sublight engines outback, Isu-Sim SSP05 hyperdrive generator, bored over 30, Quadex power core, Incom N2I-4 power converter. We're talkin' some farkin' muscle.

She'll make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs"

*/Wooderson's voice*
2012-11-09 05:14:24 PM  
1 votes:
No, and stop asking, I'm straight.
2012-11-09 04:26:14 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: There is only one person for the new Han Solo and that is Dane Cook.


I'll play along...

Leia - Kristen Stewart
Luke - Shia LaBouef (Hey you can never get too much of the beef AMIRIGHT?)
Lando - Martin Lawerence

or how about the WWE Films version...

Han Solo - CM Punk
Leia - AJ
Luke - John Cena
Lando - Kofi Kingston.
2012-11-09 04:24:57 PM  
1 votes:
What the fark is wrong with an old Han Solo?

Old Han, Old Lando and a grey Chewbacca getting the old gang back together for one last score? Here's my money.
2012-11-09 04:20:14 PM  
1 votes:
There is only one person for the new Han Solo and that is Dane Cook.
2012-11-09 04:19:26 PM  
1 votes:
Why not? It worked for Ewan McGregor in Episode IV.
2012-11-09 04:08:45 PM  
1 votes:

gridlocksammy: Cerebral Knievel: As long as we can get Tyler Perry to direct it, I'm on it.

The world is not ready for "Star Wars VII The Revenge of Madea"


Says you! I just think its a pity that John Hughes is Dead. It could be a cutting edge romantic Dramady concerning Lia and Solos teenaged kids!

they could have Jar Jar holding up a boom box defiantly at some point.
2012-11-09 03:48:37 PM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: As long as we can get Tyler Perry to direct it, I'm on it.


The world is not ready for "Star Wars VII The Revenge of Madea"
2012-11-09 03:32:19 PM  
1 votes:
As long as we can get Tyler Perry to direct it, I'm on it.
2012-11-09 01:11:55 PM  
1 votes:
So the guy who didn't even want to do RotJ (wanted Han to stay frozen), and then wanted Han to die at the end of RotJ, now wants to do the sequels?


"You're way too farking old to be doing this."

"I know."
 
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