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(Times Live South Africa)   Straight from the "Cry Me A River" files: Anders Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, complains that he cannot change the channel on his TV without help from guards and that his coffee is too cold   (timeslive.co.za) divider line 28
    More: Asinine, Norwegian, coffee, justice ministry, cold  
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2012-11-09 12:15:45 PM
3 votes:
The only thing wrong with his coffe is that it doesn't have enough diseased whore's piss in it.
2012-11-09 01:15:14 PM
2 votes:

mittromneysdog: Saruman_W: Those arguments reeks heavily of self-righteous naivety.

This argument reeks heavily of barely disguised abusive ad hominem. That you would make such an argument reflects poorly on your moral character, and, consequently, your competency to adjudge prisoner treatment.


Such a nice, big bleeding heart you have to bestow mercy on someone who would slaughter your entire family right in front of you in delight! Your likely response would be "Oh, it seems you've spilled my family's innards all over the place! You've been a bad boy, go sit in a corner and think about what you've done." with heavy finger wagging.

When it comes to savage criminals, fark their human rights, fark their feelings, as far as I'm concerned they're walking dead. They deserve no shred of mine or anyone else's empathy. They will be treated exactly in the same regard they treated their victims and that is how things SHOULD be. And If you think that's "uncivilized", well then you can take your high horse, snooty bullshiat elsewhere.
2012-11-09 01:05:50 PM
2 votes:
They should just play him an endless loop of all the campaign ads we've had to endure the last few months.
2012-11-09 12:53:27 PM
2 votes:
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2012-11-09 12:31:49 PM
2 votes:
24/7 Honey Boo Boo

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2012-11-09 12:21:49 PM
2 votes:
Recipe:

One remote control, pureed in a blender
One gallon of boiling coffee(at least 300 degrees, preferably)

Mix thoroughly and pour solution into enema bag. Attach enema kit to a 5HP air compressor(not included).

Serve.
2012-11-09 12:19:40 PM
2 votes:
Where are the cops with the broom handle when you need them?
2012-11-09 12:19:28 PM
2 votes:
If they don't want the death penalty, fine. I'm against it in most cases, but I'd have no problem with this guy getting the needle.

However, why the hell does this guy get coffee and a TV? Prison loaf and water three times a day. If he doesn't like it, maybe they can give him a pamphlet called "How to tie knots with a bed sheet".
2012-11-09 12:18:50 PM
2 votes:
Well to be fair, he DID rid the world of an assload of whiny, socialist, privileged, self-absorbed,teenagers...so he's got that going for him......which is nice.
2012-11-09 12:14:51 PM
2 votes:
It's nothing a good prison raping can't fix
2012-11-09 01:20:58 PM
1 votes:
I read the headline as Norwegian tourist and was thinking "I really need to avoid this hotel."
2012-11-09 12:54:27 PM
1 votes:

Saruman_W: Those arguments reeks heavily of self-righteous naivety.


This argument reeks heavily of barely disguised abusive ad hominem. That you would make such an argument reflects poorly on your moral character, and, consequently, your competency to adjudge prisoner treatment.
2012-11-09 12:50:05 PM
1 votes:
He needs a steaming cup of Timmy's applied to his crotch.
2012-11-09 12:42:19 PM
1 votes:

Nightsweat: The Norwegians are good people. Sometimes too good. But don't piss them off too much or they'll go all Viking on your ass.


They already missed that opportunity. When the funeral for the last victim was held, the corpse should have been placed into a tinder-filled longboat, this jackwagon lashed to the mast, set alight, and pushed out to sea.
2012-11-09 12:35:21 PM
1 votes:
They should probably give him a remote the guards have better things to do.
2012-11-09 12:27:53 PM
1 votes:
The world's tiniest violin is playing just for him.

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2012-11-09 12:27:12 PM
1 votes:
Would it be considered cruel punishment to play this on repeat in his cell for say 10 years?

/Not a rickroll that would be more humane.
2012-11-09 12:26:05 PM
1 votes:
Mass murderers sure get nice treatment over there in Norway. Must be nice to be a criminal. Guess they're still trying to figure out this whole "justice' thing.
2012-11-09 12:25:47 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil. The Lifetime Chanel for Women.


I don't think you people even own TVs. Clearly the worst punishment is the TV guide channel which has listings on the bottom half and really terrible shows, sometimes a 4:3 source, stretched to fit the top half.
2012-11-09 12:25:43 PM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: The only thing wrong with his coffe is that it doesn't have enough diseased whore's piss in it.


Breivik: "Exactly! Finally, somebody who gets me!"
2012-11-09 12:25:22 PM
1 votes:
24/7 Muslim Fatwa Network
2012-11-09 12:24:47 PM
1 votes:

joonyer: Recipe:

One remote control, pureed in a blender
One gallon of boiling coffee(at least 300 degrees, preferably)

Mix thoroughly and pour solution into enema bag. Attach enema kit to a 5HP air compressor(not included).

Serve.


Your newsletter, please.
2012-11-09 12:23:02 PM
1 votes:

Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil.

The Lifetime Chanel for Women.
2012-11-09 12:22:50 PM
1 votes:
More strychnine for your coffee sir?
2012-11-09 12:19:41 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.


24/7 Dr. Phil.
2012-11-09 12:19:06 PM
1 votes:
The Norwegians are good people. Sometimes too good. But don't piss them off too much or they'll go all Viking on your ass.
2012-11-09 12:14:08 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure they'll get right on that
2012-11-09 10:52:00 AM
1 votes:
Wait until he gets to Hell. 24/7 Hitler channel, no coffee - evar!
 
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