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(Times Live South Africa)   Straight from the "Cry Me A River" files: Anders Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, complains that he cannot change the channel on his TV without help from guards and that his coffee is too cold   (timeslive.co.za) divider line 105
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2012-11-10 02:08:05 AM  
I drink cold coffee every day at the office. It starts off hot but then I forget about it for a while, and drink it anyway. Iced Nescafe is also pretty good, and I've ordered ice coffee at Starbux. So, no biggie....maybe just give him water.
 
2012-11-10 04:39:11 AM  

louiedog: ChipNASA: Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil. The Lifetime Chanel for Women.

I don't think you people even own TVs. Clearly the worst punishment is the TV guide channel which has listings on the bottom half and really terrible shows, sometimes a 4:3 source, stretched to fit the top half.


Well, Military Channel might have them beat. They have that rude insignia on the lower part of the screen. I can't even see what Hitler is saying! farking irritating !
 
2012-11-10 10:24:37 AM  
This is exactly why I support the death penalty.
You're comping this guy a cozy hotel suite and letting him biatch about the coffee...
.22 rounds are about a nickel each.

/obviously he should be rehabilitated
//into a corpse
 
2012-11-10 04:57:59 PM  

Khellendros: Saruman_W: And vengeance IS a form of justice. It's quite effective and damn is it satisfying.

No. Words have meanings. Warping them in your mind doesn't change their definition. Vengeance isn't a form of justice. They have vastly different intents, purposes, actions, and outcomes. They are completely different concepts built on completely different foundations. Substituting one for the other is no different than stuffing a baseball in your mouth. Just because it's round and fits doesn't make it an orange.


Of course it is. It is the only true Justice there is. Without that element of retribution your form of "justice" is empty, shallow and brings about absolutely no relief or satisfaction. Putting a mass murderer in a resort-like environment is NOT justice. It only serves to fellates one ego and give the illusion that you're "better" than them or whatever nonsense those like to go on about.
 
2012-11-11 04:14:27 PM  

Saruman_W: Khellendros: Saruman_W: And vengeance IS a form of justice. It's quite effective and damn is it satisfying.

No. Words have meanings. Warping them in your mind doesn't change their definition. Vengeance isn't a form of justice. They have vastly different intents, purposes, actions, and outcomes. They are completely different concepts built on completely different foundations. Substituting one for the other is no different than stuffing a baseball in your mouth. Just because it's round and fits doesn't make it an orange.

Of course it is. It is the only true Justice there is. Without that element of retribution your form of "justice" is empty, shallow and brings about absolutely no relief or satisfaction. Putting a mass murderer in a resort-like environment is NOT justice. It only serves to fellates one ego and give the illusion that you're "better" than them or whatever nonsense those like to go on about.


Thank you for making my point. You have absolutely no idea what justice is, or its purpose. Every single word you have said demonstrates this.
 
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