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(Times Live South Africa)   Straight from the "Cry Me A River" files: Anders Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, complains that he cannot change the channel on his TV without help from guards and that his coffee is too cold   (timeslive.co.za) divider line 105
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2012-11-09 10:52:00 AM
Wait until he gets to Hell. 24/7 Hitler channel, no coffee - evar!
 
2012-11-09 12:07:29 PM
Don't fark with a Scandinavian's coffee. They are liable to go... well, you know.
 
2012-11-09 12:12:35 PM

special20: 24/7 Hitler channel


Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.
 
2012-11-09 12:14:08 PM
I'm sure they'll get right on that
 
2012-11-09 12:14:48 PM
terrorists love biatching about their bad treatment. Wah, my coffee is cold. Boohoo, you took my hook hands.
Fark off
 
2012-11-09 12:14:51 PM
It's nothing a good prison raping can't fix
 
2012-11-09 12:15:23 PM
He'll only have to suffer in these conditions for a few more months until they let him out of jail and declare him "rehabilitated".
 
2012-11-09 12:15:45 PM
The only thing wrong with his coffe is that it doesn't have enough diseased whore's piss in it.
 
2012-11-09 12:17:09 PM
The biggest injustice is that he's in the cell instead of two metres beneath.
 
2012-11-09 12:18:50 PM
Well to be fair, he DID rid the world of an assload of whiny, socialist, privileged, self-absorbed,teenagers...so he's got that going for him......which is nice.
 
2012-11-09 12:19:06 PM
The Norwegians are good people. Sometimes too good. But don't piss them off too much or they'll go all Viking on your ass.
 
2012-11-09 12:19:28 PM
If they don't want the death penalty, fine. I'm against it in most cases, but I'd have no problem with this guy getting the needle.

However, why the hell does this guy get coffee and a TV? Prison loaf and water three times a day. If he doesn't like it, maybe they can give him a pamphlet called "How to tie knots with a bed sheet".
 
2012-11-09 12:19:40 PM
Where are the cops with the broom handle when you need them?
 
2012-11-09 12:19:41 PM

m1ke: He'll only have to suffer in these conditions for a few more months until they let him out of jail and declare him "rehabilitated".


I have my strongest doubt that's going to happen. We may have a pretty liberal justice system here, but this guy is not going to be released for years (if ever, after all he got containment meaning we can keep him locked up indefinitely)
 
2012-11-09 12:19:41 PM

Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.


24/7 Dr. Phil.
 
2012-11-09 12:21:49 PM
Recipe:

One remote control, pureed in a blender
One gallon of boiling coffee(at least 300 degrees, preferably)

Mix thoroughly and pour solution into enema bag. Attach enema kit to a 5HP air compressor(not included).

Serve.
 
2012-11-09 12:22:50 PM
More strychnine for your coffee sir?
 
2012-11-09 12:23:02 PM

Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil.

The Lifetime Chanel for Women.
 
2012-11-09 12:24:08 PM
We're listening to what this guy has to say why?

Oh right, pageclicks.
 
2012-11-09 12:24:47 PM

joonyer: Recipe:

One remote control, pureed in a blender
One gallon of boiling coffee(at least 300 degrees, preferably)

Mix thoroughly and pour solution into enema bag. Attach enema kit to a 5HP air compressor(not included).

Serve.


Your newsletter, please.
 
2012-11-09 12:25:22 PM
24/7 Muslim Fatwa Network
 
2012-11-09 12:25:43 PM

Crewmannumber6: The only thing wrong with his coffe is that it doesn't have enough diseased whore's piss in it.


Breivik: "Exactly! Finally, somebody who gets me!"
 
2012-11-09 12:25:47 PM

ChipNASA: Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil. The Lifetime Chanel for Women.


I don't think you people even own TVs. Clearly the worst punishment is the TV guide channel which has listings on the bottom half and really terrible shows, sometimes a 4:3 source, stretched to fit the top half.
 
2012-11-09 12:26:05 PM
Mass murderers sure get nice treatment over there in Norway. Must be nice to be a criminal. Guess they're still trying to figure out this whole "justice' thing.
 
2012-11-09 12:27:12 PM
Would it be considered cruel punishment to play this on repeat in his cell for say 10 years?

/Not a rickroll that would be more humane.
 
2012-11-09 12:27:53 PM
The world's tiniest violin is playing just for him.

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-11-09 12:28:29 PM
oh no, his cell is sparsely decorated and has no view... :'(
well, let's give him the same accomodations that his victims now have.
pine box, surrounded on all sides by dirt. no window.
 
2012-11-09 12:28:50 PM
Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.

/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free.
 
2012-11-09 12:29:08 PM
It's funny how everything is relative.

I strongly object to America's treatment of prisoners. The "prison is supposed to be bad" rationale has been taken way too far. Prison life in America is fairly described as "hell on Earth." It is unacceptable for a country that purports to be civilized.

I don't have extensive knowledge of prison life in Norway. From what I do know, it is clear that Norway treats its prisoners way better than does America. So when I hear Anders Brevik complain that he has trouble changing his channel, and that his coffee is cold, response is "prison is supposed to be bad, so STFU."
 
2012-11-09 12:31:49 PM
24/7 Honey Boo Boo

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-09 12:32:21 PM

IlGreven: Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.

/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free.


ooh, it's your daily "look at how stupidly left wing I can be" post.

I look forward to these
 
2012-11-09 12:34:05 PM

ChipNASA: 24/7 Honey Boo Boo

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He would probably fap to that.
 
2012-11-09 12:34:13 PM

m1ke: He'll only have to suffer in these conditions for a few more months until they let him out of jail and declare him "rehabilitated".


That won't happen. Really. It won't.
 
2012-11-09 12:34:46 PM

ChipNASA: 24/7 Honey Boo Boo

[media.tumblr.com image 500x280]


Your blog, me, blah blah blah
 
2012-11-09 12:34:51 PM

skullkrusher: IlGreven: Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.

/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free.

ooh, it's your daily "look at how stupidly left wing I can be" post.

I look forward to these


I can't tell if you're serious or not because this is Fark.
 
2012-11-09 12:35:21 PM
They should probably give him a remote the guards have better things to do.
 
2012-11-09 12:36:15 PM

super_grass: skullkrusher: IlGreven: Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.

/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free.

ooh, it's your daily "look at how stupidly left wing I can be" post.

I look forward to these

I can't tell if you're serious or not because this is Fark.


Oh, I'm being serious. I don't feel bad because he doesn't have enough butter for his farking toast or that his coffee is cold. If his handcuffs are causing physical pain, look into it. Tell him to EABOD on the culinary quality and service of prison food.
 
2012-11-09 12:37:30 PM

ChipNASA: Nightsweat: Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.

24/7 Dr. Phil. The Lifetime Chanel for Women.


You laugh, but that was a favorite Hangover-Sunday for my old roommate and I, and a shiat-ton of weed.

/roommate was 6'5", 240 viking
 
2012-11-09 12:37:44 PM
Its gotta be all the teen flicks. The impotent must need to feel tough, so they advocate hellish prisons.
 
2012-11-09 12:38:18 PM
Why can't the guards just disappear this guy?
 
2012-11-09 12:38:40 PM
Maybe they should grant an international visit to San Quentin Penitentiary. Show him what a REAL prison is like, not the farking resort he is staying in now.
 
2012-11-09 12:41:24 PM

IlGreven: Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.


I have a feeling we agree in principle on humane treatment of prisoners. Even the worst offenders, like Brevik. I vehemently oppose America's long term isolation supermax prisons, and secure housing units. I think it's terrific that Norway's government has gone out of its way to find someone to play checkers with the man.

And yet, I cannot bring myself to care that his coffee is too cold. Nor would I care too much if his checkerboard was old and faded.

I mean, have a sense of perspective.
 
2012-11-09 12:41:56 PM

Pocket Ninja: special20: 24/7 Hitler channel

Actually, for this particular guy, a 24/7 Hitler channel would probably be, at the very least, acceptable.


I was going to say that would likely be Breivik's idea of heaven.
 
2012-11-09 12:42:19 PM

Nightsweat: The Norwegians are good people. Sometimes too good. But don't piss them off too much or they'll go all Viking on your ass.


They already missed that opportunity. When the funeral for the last victim was held, the corpse should have been placed into a tinder-filled longboat, this jackwagon lashed to the mast, set alight, and pushed out to sea.
 
2012-11-09 12:42:41 PM
AW'ing or trolling?
I can't decide.

/40 posts in 24 min, so 10/10
 
2012-11-09 12:43:39 PM

super_grass: skullkrusher: IlGreven: Ah, it's our daily "feed the vengeance vultures" story.

/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free.

ooh, it's your daily "look at how stupidly left wing I can be" post.

I look forward to these

I can't tell if you're serious or not because this is Fark.


It's skullkrusher. The Tea Party is too far right for him.

The point for me is: The only reason the vengeance vultures give these guys more attention is because they themselves get attention from it.

/KILL THE MURDERER!
//HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT HOW BADASS I AM!
 
2012-11-09 12:44:01 PM
If I ever go on a crime spree it will be there. Do you get conjucal visits?
 
2012-11-09 12:44:09 PM
To be fair, keeping him somewhat comfortable in a small box is better than following his example of killing. Better in the sense of both claiming the moral high ground, and in the sense letting him reap the full measure of his sin.
 
2012-11-09 12:45:14 PM
Moisturizer, huh?
 
2012-11-09 12:45:28 PM

IlGreven: It's skullkrusher. The Tea Party is too far right for him.


man, you're not very good at paying attention

IlGreven: The point for me is: The only reason the vengeance vultures give these guys more attention is because they themselves get attention from it.

/KILL THE MURDERER!
//HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT HOW BADASS I AM!


"/Of course, even complaining about these types of stories means I want every criminal like this to go free."

/of course, not worrying about his coffee and butter situation means I think he should be tortured and killed
 
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