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(CBS Miami)   Tea party Congressman Allen West demands recount, attention   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 23
    More: Florida, Pompano Beach, Comic Book Legal Defense Fund  
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2012-11-09 12:19:50 PM
4 votes:
He has really gone downhill since he stopped playing Batman.

/Wait, what?
2012-11-09 05:40:10 PM
3 votes:
Wednesday I was talking to my sister over the phone about all of the nutbags that got voted out Tuesday night. I mentioned Allen West. She didn't know who Allen West was.

I asked her, "Do you know who Michele Bachmann is?"

My sister said, "Yeah. I know all about that crazy b*tch."

My reply: "Allen West is Michele Bachmann with a high-top fade."

Her shrieking laughter almost tore my eardrums out.

/Please..... no photoshops of a morphed Bachmann/West.
2012-11-09 02:36:17 PM
3 votes:
This is what happens when you dip your chicken nuggets in stupid sauce.
2012-11-09 07:55:03 PM
2 votes:
affordablehousinginstitute.org

Turn those machines back on!
2012-11-09 03:24:50 PM
2 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: that's nothin' but plain and simple old-fashioned communism.

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Which Romney kid is that standing behind Gleason?
2012-11-09 03:24:10 PM
2 votes:
So Republicans don't trust the voting machines that they've been manipulating for the last 4 elections?
2012-11-09 03:17:59 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-09 12:04:02 PM
2 votes:
He could try firing his handgun near a voter's head.
2012-11-09 05:58:05 PM
1 votes:
Congressman West, please.
2012-11-09 05:33:27 PM
1 votes:
No matter how you torture the numbers, West, they're not going to tell you what you want to hear.
2012-11-09 04:56:08 PM
1 votes:
Just for lulz, I subscribed to get emails from Breitbart.
This is what they just sent out for West:

"Dear Patriot,

Conservative hero Allen West is in the midst of a brutal recount. His entire career hangs in the balance.

The liberals threw everything they had at him in this election and couldn't defeat him outright.

So now they are trying to STEAL this election!

Please help Revive America stand up to defend Colonel Allen West right now! Please make an URGENT contribution of $35, $50, $75, $100, $200 or whatever you can today.

This really is an epic battle between a conservative hero and the entire liberal establishment.

And Allen West is getting very little help from the Republican Party. He needs grassroots conservatives to stand up today!

Colonel West is a fighter. The liberals hoped he would just give up when his leftist opponent pulled ahead by a small margin.

However, Allen West isn't a typical Republican who gives in to the left at the first sign of trouble.

Instead of conceding this race he has demanded a recount. His campaign has found "disturbing irregularities" in St. Lucie County!

West's campaign reported this the day after the election:

"There are still tens of thousands of absentee ballots to be counted in Palm Beach County and potential provisional ballots across the district. Late last night Congressman West maintained a district wide lead of nearly 2000 votes until the St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections "recounted" thousands of early ballots. Following that "recount" Congressman West trailed by 2,400 votes. Given the hostility and demonstrated incompetence of the St. Lucie County Supervisor of Elections, we believe it is critical that a full hand recount of the ballots take place in St. Lucie County."

Allen West will not be thrown out of Congress without a fight! He will not be cheated out of his Congressional seat!

But he needs ordinary Americans like you to stand with him in this battle.

Please make the very most generous contribution you can to help keep Allen West in Congress. And please do it now.

I know you're exhausted and disgusted with politics right now. You probably want to put this entire nightmare election behind you.

However, Allen West is still fighting. And I think we should too.

That's why Revive America is going to do everything in our power to help this brave man.

Please donate what you can. The liberal media is pounding Allen West day and night. They are trying to get him to give up on this recount and allow the liberal Democrats to steal his seat.

We must support Allen West.

Once again, this is very, very urgent. Please make the very best online donation you can today.

Yours for America,

Bob Adams
2012-11-09 04:33:47 PM
1 votes:
Had the immense pleasure of voting against Allen West. Voting for Obama and against West all on one ballot,,,first time I've ever had a full body orgasm. It's something I'll remember all the rest of my life.

/west is a complete scumbucket.
2012-11-09 04:26:17 PM
1 votes:

Boxcutta: Go pin your military medals on your civilian clothing somewhere else.

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Alternatively, go be General Pinochet somewhere else.

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BUT TAMMY DUCKWORTH TALKED TOO MUCH ABOUT HER SERVICE!!!

www.usnews.com
2012-11-09 04:15:23 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-09 03:22:40 PM
1 votes:
This guy is going to end up in a bell tower with a rifle, isn't he?
2012-11-09 03:21:30 PM
1 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: Oh sweet, I didn't know that jackass lost too. This election just keeps on giving.


Someone's gonna have to call the hilaramedics for us soon.
2012-11-09 03:20:41 PM
1 votes:
My Facebook newsfeed has been asking me to "pray" for Allen West and assure his true victory in Florida.

Really friends and relatives? Really?
2012-11-09 03:11:56 PM
1 votes:
My first thought was him screaming, "TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ONNNNNN!!!"
2012-11-09 02:37:39 PM
1 votes:
that's nothin' but plain and simple old-fashioned communism.

i196.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 02:05:40 PM
1 votes:
Dignity, f*cking try it sometime West.

spinnyliberal.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-09 01:26:14 PM
1 votes:
Meh. Let the baby have his bottle. As long as he pays for it.
2012-11-09 12:34:30 PM
1 votes:
FTA: However, unless the court orders a recount, Murphy's lead is currently outside the legally mandate level for a recount. An election must finish within a half-point to go to a state-mandate recount.

buh-bye, war criminal. but don't worry; i'm sure you'll have your own talk show on fox soon.
2012-11-09 12:33:07 PM
1 votes:
sore loserman
 
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