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tinyarena		2012-11-09 02:43:59 PM

6 votes:

Ahmadinejad: So we attacked a Drone, but didn't shot it down.
Khamenei: A Drone? Of course we didn't shot it down! Bumblebees are tiny.
Ahmadinejad: No, not a bee, a pilotless aircraft.
Khamenei: Our planes don't have pilots?
Ahmadinejad: No, our planes has pilots, theirs don't.
Khamenei: How do they fly?
Ahmadinejad: By remote control.
Khamenei: Using bees?
Ahmadinejad: Just stop okay?
Khamenei: Okay.

Rindred		2012-11-09 01:26:43 PM

5 votes:

It's not that small of a target. I used to bullseye womprats from my T-16 back home.

scottydoesntknow		2012-11-09 12:05:26 PM

5 votes:

You'd figure with the number of missiles they launched they'd at least hit something.

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iheartscotch		2012-11-09 01:11:54 PM

4 votes:

The drone probably listed lazily to the left.

/ the pilot knew some maneuvers

meatsack_01		2012-11-09 02:12:03 PM

3 votes:

Mr. Ekshun		2012-11-09 01:30:47 PM

2 votes:

While my grandma isn't very maneuverable she does have arms. I wonder how many Iranians she could take out...

Deep Contact		2012-11-09 01:21:14 PM

2 votes:

Just released photo from drone of Iranian fighter.
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Gonad the Ballbarian		2012-11-09 01:15:39 PM

2 votes:

iheartscotch: The drone probably listed lazily to the left.

/ the pilot knew some maneuvers

I laughed!

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dervish16108		2012-11-09 01:57:53 PM

1 votes:

Obviously those Iranian pilots never played X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter before.

uncleacid		2012-11-09 01:37:17 PM

1 votes:

There must have been high fives in the joystick room.

TheGreatGazoo		2012-11-09 01:35:34 PM

1 votes:

Just launch a frozen turkey into the jet intakes.

neenerist		2012-11-09 01:32:15 PM

1 votes:

knbber2: the Iranians' training and some possible maneuvers probably combined to keep the Predator from getting shot down

They called on the wrong team.

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Talos		2012-11-09 01:32:13 PM

1 votes:

A drone is the size of a Piper Cub and flies at 135mph. Ground attack aircraft or not, a guy with a slingshot tied to a kite could shoot one down if he got close enough.

I wouldn't be thumping my chest too hard over air supremacy if I were Iran.

EdNortonsTwin		2012-11-09 01:31:35 PM

1 votes:

crab66: This is kind of like trying to hit a fly with a sledgehammer. Not really surprised they missed.

Lead Pilot: We've been ordered to fire on that UAV.

Wingman: What, oh fark!!! No way dood! (turning down Foo Fighters' song playing in his cockpit)

Lead Pilot: It's our arse if we don't. FIRE!

(((BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM)))

Lead Pilot: We missed.

Wingman: Alah Ahkbar dood!!! (music volume turns back up)

iheartscotch		2012-11-09 01:29:03 PM

1 votes:

RoyBatty: We need a photoshop of a Predator inverted over an SU-25 with Iranian markings.

Is this your idea of fun, Mav?

wrahorst		2012-11-09 01:24:19 PM

1 votes:

If they could have opened a window and thrown a rock that drone would have been toast.
Un..oh did I viloate a national security regulation!

Actor_au		2012-11-09 01:23:41 PM

1 votes:

Iran is simultaneously the greatest threat to America ever in history ever and also so technologically backwards that two marines and a retired army lawyer could take the country overnight.

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