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(Live Science)   San Diego Zoo to name baby panda, no word on possible role in Anchorman 2   (livescience.com) divider line 24
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2012-11-09 11:31:52 AM  
I hope it doesn't poop in the refrigerator.
 
2012-11-09 11:32:27 AM  
Just name him Ninja and be done with it.
 
2012-11-09 11:36:35 AM  
Do we need to name it a Chinese name? He's an American. Born in the USA. We should call him Bruce.
 
2012-11-09 11:38:21 AM  
Panda jerk!
 
2012-11-09 11:38:37 AM  
Are they having a contest to pick the most boringly generic/stereotypical, Chinese sounding name possible? Wondering because that seems to be the case every time a name is chosen for a panda :-P
 
2012-11-09 11:40:17 AM  
I think the perfect panda name is Wai No Fuk.

mortimer_ford: Do we need to name it a Chinese name? He's an American. Born in the USA. We should call him Bruce.


Because, despite being born here, it's still Chinese. Pandas and their progeny are property of China.
 
2012-11-09 11:42:11 AM  
No one suggested oreo?
 
b3x
2012-11-09 11:47:00 AM  
Shaohao
 
2012-11-09 11:53:39 AM  

baltimoreron: Panda jerk!


I came in for this... leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:03 AM  
The wife and I were in San Diego last year and went to the zoo and I gotta say, it's one of the crappiest zoos I've ever been too.

/Phoenix is a close second
//Milwaukee zoo is farking awesome
 
2012-11-09 11:57:04 AM  
Baoyu
 
2012-11-09 12:01:56 PM  

abhorrent1: The wife and I were in San Diego last year and went to the zoo and I gotta say, it's one of the crappiest zoos I've ever been too.

/Phoenix is a close second
//Milwaukee zoo is farking awesome


Just curious what is one you liked? I go to the San Diego Zoo once a month and I enjoy it. But to me it is going for a walk with animals as the scenery. As far as the panda thing goes they will name it some Chinese word for sunshine or some stupid crap.
 
2012-11-09 12:10:53 PM  

titwrench: Just curious what is one you liked? I go to the San Diego Zoo once a month and I enjoy it. But to me it is going for a walk with animals as the scenery. As far as the panda thing goes they will name it some Chinese word for sunshine or some stupid crap.


Like I said, Milwaukee zoo. Brookfield in my area is nice too but they want you to pay extra for the cool exhibits so fark them. I'm not paying $5 to see the stingrays after we paid $20 to get in.

When we went to SD zoo we about got lost in that horror that is the bird exhibit or whatever they call it. Seemed poorly laid out, lots of overgrown seemly empty/unused enclosures. Some the ones that had animals in them had so much overgrown weeds and crap along the rail, you could barely see into the enclosure. Just seemed poorly kept in general.
 
2012-11-09 12:27:40 PM  
How about 鯨魚的陰道?
 
2012-11-09 12:50:50 PM  
Stormageddon...
 
2012-11-09 01:01:31 PM  

abhorrent1: titwrench: Just curious what is one you liked? I go to the San Diego Zoo once a month and I enjoy it. But to me it is going for a walk with animals as the scenery. As far as the panda thing goes they will name it some Chinese word for sunshine or some stupid crap.

Like I said, Milwaukee zoo. Brookfield in my area is nice too but they want you to pay extra for the cool exhibits so fark them. I'm not paying $5 to see the stingrays after we paid $20 to get in.

When we went to SD zoo we about got lost in that horror that is the bird exhibit or whatever they call it. Seemed poorly laid out, lots of overgrown seemly empty/unused enclosures. Some the ones that had animals in them had so much overgrown weeds and crap along the rail, you could barely see into the enclosure. Just seemed poorly kept in general.


I do agree with your opinion on the bird area it needs some work. I go because I am a member and it is only a couple of blocks from my house so if I don't feel like driving to the mountains to hike I just spend a couple hours walking the zoo and Balboa Park.
 
2012-11-09 01:38:02 PM  
Mr. Fuzzy Pants
 
2012-11-09 01:50:23 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: How about 鯨魚的陰道?


That would be awesome - it would match my tattoo! For those of you who can't read Asian words, symbols for "Strong and Brave."
 
2012-11-09 01:54:24 PM  
Let's see.... he's half black, half white, and is owned by China. Let's name it Obama!

/I kid!
 
2012-11-09 02:57:35 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: How about 鯨魚的陰道?


A+ comment, would laugh out loud again.
 
2012-11-09 03:07:38 PM  

HailRobonia: I'm an Egyptian!: How about 鯨魚的陰道?

That would be awesome - it would match my tattoo! For those of you who can't read Asian words, symbols for "Strong and Brave."


something tells me you're lying. but i'm a stupid american, so i already got it tattooed as a tramp stamp!
 
2012-11-09 03:12:24 PM  
In many parts of Asia 100 day old panda is a delicacy.
 
2012-11-09 03:26:55 PM  

MyNameIsMofuga: In many parts of Asia 100 day old panda is a delicacy.


that's what they call it nowadays? some people would call that statutory rape.
 
2012-11-09 08:23:46 PM  

HailRobonia: I think the perfect panda name is Wai No Fuk.

mortimer_ford: Do we need to name it a Chinese name? He's an American. Born in the USA. We should call him Bruce.

Because, despite being born here, it's still Chinese. Pandas and their progeny are property of China.


They should name it Dingaling, that sounds vaguely Chinese.
 
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