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2012-11-09 10:42:01 AM
People only voted for Obama cuz they want stuff.


Stuff like equal rights for everyone and avoiding a double dip recession. That kind of stuff.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:02 AM
Nope. No clicky.

/ it's x-mas subby, get it right
 
2012-11-09 10:42:26 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 10:42:39 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-09 10:43:28 AM
Well, it is, after all, a pagan holiday that Christians have adopted to celebrate the birth of a socialist.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:29 AM
Why does the right-wing hate god and america?
 
2012-11-09 10:43:43 AM
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-11-09 10:43:59 AM
Urbanite? That means black, right?
 
2012-11-09 10:48:05 AM
Four more years of the dismantling of America.

No, you farkhead. America isn't being dismantled. It's going through nothing more than existence. The country isn't static and never has been. Just because you'd prefer it to be a different way doesn't mean that the country is being taken apart. Grow the fark up and act like an adult, and we'll talk.
 
2012-11-09 10:48:32 AM

Bloody William: [www.deviantart.com image 471x266]


ENTIRE PARTY IS BABIES!
 
2012-11-09 10:48:42 AM
Between the "obama voters just don't understand economics" and "obama voters just want to vote themselves things"...I'm not sure which one is more idiotically ironic coming from supply-side nitwits crying about tax breaks.
 
2012-11-09 10:48:51 AM
Alienating the 47% even further will definitely persuade them to vote for you. Please, proceed.
 
2012-11-09 10:48:53 AM

Disposable Rob: Urbanite? That means black, right?


I thought it meant Canadian.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:37 AM

Disposable Rob: Urbanite? That means black, right?


The southwest is suffering rapid change
Coal-burning plants multiply and the Four Corners grow dingy
The Grand Canyon is overrun by motorized rafters and transistorites
Our lust for energy dams the rivers
Missile sites, bombing ranges nuclear testing, and mock desert warfare all disturb Lummis' classic southwest.
When blowing dust annoys the urbanites, their reaction is to blacktop the desert.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:40 AM
This is what an Obama Presidency looks like! Even Breitbart makes war on Christmas!!
 
2012-11-09 10:50:21 AM
My Christmas gift this year came March 1. Thank you Breitbart.
 
2012-11-09 10:50:58 AM
From the hilarious comments:

Maybe [in 2016 run] Allen West instead. He scares the bejebus out of the left, as do all off the plantation minorities.

Is "plantation minorities" another word for "house n-word"? Or is it closer to "Uncle Tom"?
 
2012-11-09 10:52:00 AM
Well, this election is the gift that keeps on giving...

Keep right on, keepin' on, Santa Butthurt.
 
2012-11-09 10:53:42 AM
The dazzling, urbanite

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2012-11-09 10:54:10 AM

Disposable Rob: Urbanite? That means black, right?


I'll ask the guy at the "Uptown Comedy Showcase"
 
2012-11-09 10:54:15 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is "plantation minorities" another word for "house n-word"? Or is it closer to "Uncle Tom"?


I'm pretty sure uncle tom is more used by a black person referring to another black person. So, I'm going with an attractive house person since that seems like what a white person would use to refer to a black person.

Of course, maybe tons of white people refer to black people as uncle toms.
 
2012-11-09 10:54:34 AM

Jackson Herring: Disposable Rob: Urbanite? That means black, right?

The southwest is suffering rapid change
Coal-burning plants multiply and the Four Corners grow dingy
The Grand Canyon is overrun by motorized rafters and transistorites
Our lust for energy dams the rivers
Missile sites, bombing ranges nuclear testing, and mock desert warfare all disturb Lummis' classic southwest.
When blowing dust annoys the urbanites, their reaction is to blacktop the desert.


[WTF am I reading.jpg]
 
2012-11-09 10:54:35 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: From the hilarious comments:

Maybe [in 2016 run] Allen West instead. He scares the bejebus out of the left, as do all off the plantation minorities.

Is "plantation minorities" another word for "house n-word"? Or is it closer to "Uncle Tom"?


In this formulation West is a "free black." I think the main thing to understand here is that any Democratic African-Americans are "slaves" in his estimation.
 
2012-11-09 10:55:07 AM
Chill out Gary. Once you're done hyperventilating please explain why people should give a rat fark about your paranoid partisan histrionics.

i46.tinypic.com 

/you realize you only played a being driven by logic, right? right?
 
2012-11-09 10:56:50 AM
"Thanks a lot, Christians!" - some other Right Wing loon, ripping down the "we're the Party of God" curtain.

cdn04.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

Also:

i301.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 10:57:01 AM
A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.

there. i said it.

of course somebody else said it first.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:03 AM
 
2012-11-09 10:58:03 AM
FTFE: It's not about jobs. It's about free stuff.

Yep. People just want free stuff and that's why they're for Obamacare, but Obamacare is a tax. Also, the unemployment rate is only going down because of the noble people who have stopped looking for work out of frustration, but people just want to not work and get free stuff from the government.

Nice obligatory Greece comment thrown in at the end for good measure.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:42 AM

Mager: Jackson Herring: Disposable Rob: Urbanite? That means black, right?

The southwest is suffering rapid change
Coal-burning plants multiply and the Four Corners grow dingy
The Grand Canyon is overrun by motorized rafters and transistorites
Our lust for energy dams the rivers
Missile sites, bombing ranges nuclear testing, and mock desert warfare all disturb Lummis' classic southwest.
When blowing dust annoys the urbanites, their reaction is to blacktop the desert.

[WTF am I reading.jpg]


Burma Shave.
 
2012-11-09 10:59:15 AM
Democrats want free healthcare and retirement.

Republicans want free war.
 
2012-11-09 10:59:21 AM

neenerist: Chill out Gary. Once you're done hyperventilating please explain why people should give a rat fark about your paranoid partisan histrionics.

[i46.tinypic.com image 320x480] 

/you realize you only played a being driven by logic, right? right?


Holy shiat, it's THAT Gary Graham? Breitbart really is where Hollywood conservatives go to die in a seething rage.
 
2012-11-09 11:01:54 AM

colon_pow: A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.

there. i said it.

of course somebody else said it first.


And some cull will undoubtedly say it again soon. Repeating simplistic mantras is far easier and more pleasant than thinking complicated and unsatisfactory thoughts about a complicated and not entirely satisfactory reality.
 
2012-11-09 11:03:00 AM
This exchange was hilarious. Which one of you Farkers done it, eh?

TCM14
This is a beautiful article and sums it up perfectly. Look at how happy the wingnut trolls are. Their patron saint Obama got re-elected.

POL_POTSIE
We're wingnuts. They're moonbats.

TCM14
Right. Well, I was just trying to be bipartisan.
 
2012-11-09 11:03:22 AM
Headline FTFA:
The dazzling, urbanite Barack Obama experiment is back in the saddle for four more.

He's rapidly becoming a big underground success. In another twenty-five years, he'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

/obscure?
 
2012-11-09 11:04:01 AM
I would love to see just one single person from the right stop and say, "Well, maybe we're wrong. Conservative media seemed oblivious about the results of the election while these other sources were pointing to an Obama win for weeks and months. Maybe...maybe conservative media has been feeding us bad information. Maybe we need to reevaluate whether or not our conclusions about Obama and his supporters are based on bad information too."

But no, no. Just more weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth. More hyperbole and histrionics. More behavior befitting moody teenage cutters.

More whining. The GOP has become the party of whiners.
Every rebuff is an insult. Any attempt at moderation is viewed as an attack on purity.

The GOP is spoiled - spoiled rotten by self-indulgent and self-aggrandizing views about representing the "real America".
Doted upon by media outlets that will give them everything they want, but not what they need.
 
2012-11-09 11:04:52 AM
Please, they've been crying about this non-issue for some time now. But I guess they're gonna cry a little tougher in the holidays.

/BTW, a question to Farkers in this thread
//How awkward is Thanksgiving gonna be this year, after the election results?
 
2012-11-09 11:06:38 AM
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Getting use out of this in more thread than one....
 
2012-11-09 11:09:51 AM

CygnusDarius: Please, they've been crying about this non-issue for some time now. But I guess they're gonna cry a little tougher in the holidays.

/BTW, a question to Farkers in this thread
//How awkward is Thanksgiving gonna be this year, after the election results?


try reading tfa
 
2012-11-09 11:10:10 AM

bulldg4life: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Is "plantation minorities" another word for "house n-word"? Or is it closer to "Uncle Tom"?

I'm pretty sure uncle tom is more used by a black person referring to another black person. So, I'm going with an attractive house person since that seems like what a white person would use to refer to a black person.

Of course, maybe tons of white people refer to black people as uncle toms.


Normally no, except in this context when it means YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S RACIST.
 
2012-11-09 11:10:24 AM

CygnusDarius: Please, they've been crying about this non-issue for some time now. But I guess they're gonna cry a little tougher in the holidays.

/BTW, a question to Farkers in this thread
//How awkward is Thanksgiving gonna be this year, after the election results?


Big time. My mother in law is a loud mouth uneducated Obama supporter who taunts her own son in law. (not me the other one) because he is a Republican Fox News watcher. He's not a bad guy and he means well, but she is a pain in the ass who doesn't let things go. On top of that she is wrong on many occasions and I feel compelled to say something to correct. That never goes over well. Makes for very uncomfortable family gatherings.
 
2012-11-09 11:11:07 AM

Jackson Herring: The southwest is suffering rapid change
Coal-burning plants multiply and the Four Corners grow dingy
The Grand Canyon is overrun by motorized rafters and transistorites
Our lust for energy dams the rivers
Missile sites, bombing ranges nuclear testing, and mock desert warfare all disturb Lummis' classic southwest.
When blowing dust annoys the urbanites, their reaction is to blacktop the desert.


Those read like the lyrics to the shiattiest Midnight Oil song ever
 
2012-11-09 11:11:27 AM

colon_pow: try reading tfa


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-09 11:12:01 AM

colon_pow: CygnusDarius: Please, they've been crying about this non-issue for some time now. But I guess they're gonna cry a little tougher in the holidays.

/BTW, a question to Farkers in this thread
//How awkward is Thanksgiving gonna be this year, after the election results?

try reading tfa


I'm no Nate Silver, but I predict heated arguments from the moment people get near their homes, a lot of absentees, some bruises, and a lot of police calls.
 
2012-11-09 11:12:48 AM

Hickory-smoked: colon_pow: try reading tfa

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because it has nothing to do with any war on christmas?
 
2012-11-09 11:22:53 AM
No whining like conservative whining.
 
2012-11-09 11:24:09 AM
The only thing most people want is to be left alone.

Or maybe being a hermit skews that idea a bit.
 
2012-11-09 11:27:42 AM
[chokes colon_pow with my tail for like the fifth time]
[shakes him around a bit in a sorta friendly way]

Please, buddy, if you're gonna say something, say it like you THOUGHT about it.

Don't just press the PLAY switch of the tape recorder.

Sheesh.
 
2012-11-09 11:43:59 AM
I understand that divisive campaign strategies have been successful for republicans in the past. Karl Rove once said that the way to win an election is to unite 51% against the other 49%.

But I'm puzzled by this ongoing post-election meltdown. Calling people parasites and then asking them to vote for you didn't work, and it's not going to work going forward. There are just not enough people who are, or even who feel, economically aggrieved. You already have a projected demographic crisis on the horizon, why further damage your chances at ever holding power again by continuing this rhetoric?
 
2012-11-09 11:55:52 AM
Looks like I am going to be using this a lot in the upcoming days weeks months next four years.

i117.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:56:13 AM
The dazzling, urbanite Barack Obama experiment is back in the saddle for four more.


images.tvrage.com

"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"
 
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