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(SMBC)   Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal totally nails election 2012   (smbc-comics.com) divider line 96
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2012-11-09 03:20:08 PM  
Genetically combining candidates? You mean we could have a warmongering, wire taping, amendment violating corporate whore with a nice tan AND nice hair?
 
2012-11-09 03:20:33 PM  

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


 
2012-11-09 03:21:19 PM  
Genetic combination chamber? What nonsense. Everybody knows we use a blender.
 
2012-11-09 03:21:54 PM  
ACTUALLY nailing of election:

www.flashasylum.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Read more at http://www.explosm.net/comics/2979/#tAhdAby46jV1hZOi.99
 
2012-11-09 03:22:26 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: [i.imgur.com image 504x593]

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[i.imgur.com image 576x748]

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All of them a miss, IMO
 
2012-11-09 03:22:53 PM  

Drain: That was my first time reading SMBC, and it will be my final time reading SMBC. That was garbage.


This is the first time I've read a post you've written, and it will be my final time, because I can only think in absolutes.
 
2012-11-09 03:23:25 PM  

gaspode: ACTUALLY nailing of election:

[www.flashasylum.com image 720x666]
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Read more at http://www.explosm.net/comics/2979/#tAhdAby46jV1hZOi.99


Better, I guess
 
2012-11-09 03:23:32 PM  
Mike Brown fired, Petraeus quits cuz of his penis, and Biden's son joins the Navy. And yet this sits atop the page
 
2012-11-09 03:24:06 PM  
More like they nailed each other, amirite??
/man, that hurt to type...
 
2012-11-09 03:25:20 PM  

LegacyDL: Something tells me that subby is the type that likes to laugh at his own jokes.


Reminds me of walking in to a friend's house after they're watched 3 hours of related youtube videos and make you watch something "hilarious" with no context whatsoever that you mutely watch before asking rudely "do have anything to drink?"
 
2012-11-09 03:25:48 PM  

zerkalo: Mike Brown fired, Petraeus quits cuz of his penis, and Biden's son joins the Navy. And yet this sits atop the page


None of which I'd heard about until you, remarkably. Thanks zerk
 
2012-11-09 03:26:19 PM  
I blame the lack of comedic skills these days to the war on drugs.
Things were way funnier 30 years ago.
 
2012-11-09 03:30:56 PM  

zerkalo: Mike Brown fired, Petraeus quits cuz of his penis, and Biden's son joins the Navy. And yet this sits atop the page


Petraeus resigned because of where he was parking his penis and it wasn't his wife's garage.

In politics and in situations like this, resign = fired. I'm betting this has been on hold for a few weeks.
 
2012-11-09 03:31:47 PM  
Emotional Vampire versus the Passive-Aggressive Werewolf, please.


Please.
 
2012-11-09 03:33:04 PM  

This Looks Fun: LegacyDL: Something tells me that subby is the type that likes to laugh at his own jokes.

Reminds me of walking in to a friend's house after they're watched 3 hours of related youtube videos and make you watch something "hilarious" with no context whatsoever that you mutely watch before asking rudely "do have anything to drink?"


static.flickr.com

That about summed it up..
 
2012-11-09 03:33:11 PM  
And a crappy link since the image is too large for Fark to handle...
 
2012-11-09 03:34:30 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: [i.imgur.com image 504x593]

[i.imgur.com image 504x567]

[i.imgur.com image 576x748]

[i.imgur.com image 576x643]


mmmmmmmmm... yep. Still not funny.
 
2012-11-09 03:34:36 PM  

zerkalo: Mike Brown fired, Petraeus quits cuz of his penis, and Biden's son joins the Navy. And yet this sits atop the page


Wow, I hadn't heard about Petraeus. Guess nobody's going to offer him the presidency of Princeton now ...
 
2012-11-09 03:34:42 PM  

zerkalo: Mike Brown fired, Petraeus quits cuz of his penis, and Biden's son joins the Navy. And yet this sits atop the page


In fairness, this one was inevitable. Soon Dwight Howard will be up to three or four coaches a year.
 
2012-11-09 03:35:41 PM  

ChipNASA: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm just glad the Redskins tie to the election is dead so we don't have to hear about it again every four years.

It was defunct in 2004 but NOBODY CARES TO REMEMBER THAT FACT.


It was wrong on the president but CORRECT ON THE POPULAR VOTE.
 
2012-11-09 03:41:11 PM  
What the outcome of that process would look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 03:42:05 PM  
media.npr.org
 
2012-11-09 03:46:06 PM  

Captain Darling: JackieRabbit: nekom: wtf did I just read?

A really bad comic strip by hipster with absolutely no talent. Or maybe we aren't hip enough to see the talent. Yeah, that must be it.

Oh it is so fashionable to take a shot at Zach Weiner but the fact is the man is out out there every night with fresh material...and he's charming.


Stewie: "You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming."
 
2012-11-09 04:10:31 PM  

This Looks Fun: LegacyDL: Something tells me that subby is the type that likes to laugh at his own jokes.

Reminds me of walking in to a friend's house after they're watched 3 hours of related youtube videos and make you watch something "hilarious" with no context whatsoever that you mutely watch before asking rudely "do have anything to drink?"


The otter isnt working!!
 
2012-11-09 04:16:25 PM  
Maybe if I rode a Fixie and didn't shave for a year then I would find that funny.
 
2012-11-09 04:19:13 PM  
I think we know who subby is now...
 
2012-11-09 04:36:55 PM  
Better:
Link

Perfect for Fark
Link

Link
 
2012-11-09 04:48:58 PM  
Well that was pointless.
 
2012-11-09 04:57:30 PM  

EMCGuy: Better:
Link

Perfect for Fark
Link

Link


weak
 
2012-11-09 05:07:42 PM  

EMCGuy: Better:
Link

Perfect for Fark
Link

Link


Link

Especially the after-comic:
zs1.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-11-09 05:08:58 PM  

Drain: That was my first time reading SMBC, and it will be my final time reading SMBC. That was garbage.

[i76.photobucket.com image 640x512]


Once again, please consider giving SMBC another try. It is USUALLY much, much better.
 
2012-11-09 05:14:36 PM  
As much as I hate to say it, I don't America is ready for a bearded president.

/Not since Harrison, at least
 
2012-11-09 05:16:35 PM  
SMBC is completely hilarious maybe 25% of the time. That's actually a great hit rate. Not as good as XKCD perhaps but better than most.
 
2012-11-09 05:21:06 PM  
Jesus christ, the site is NOT funny. Not one single comic.

Hell, there's almost a mandate from the people in this thread on this, and that's farkin' rare.
 
2012-11-09 05:25:38 PM  

ciberido: Drain: That was my first time reading SMBC, and it will be my final time reading SMBC. That was garbage.

[i76.photobucket.com image 640x512]

Once again, please consider giving SMBC another try. It is USUALLY much, much better.


I'll second that. I'm disappointed that this is the SMBC that was shown to FARK and I hope that people here give it a another chance in the future or check out the archives.
 
2012-11-09 05:41:27 PM  

EMCGuy: Better:
Link

Perfect for Fark
Link

Link


I just remembered the perfect one for Fark (or at least the part of Geek that isn't about the iPhone):

sciblogs.co.nz
 
2012-11-09 06:03:15 PM  
That wasn't funny.
I don't eat breakfast.

Both statements are serious.
 
2012-11-09 06:22:58 PM  

ProfessorOhki: The All-Powerful Atheismo: EMCGuy: SMBC is awesome, but this one wasn't very good. Look through their archives, it's one of the best webcomics out there.

They don't do enough penis jokes

Supplement your webcomic intake with Oglaf (nsfw) then. There are many jokes and may penises. Sometimes they overlap.


The jokes, or the penises?
 
2012-11-09 06:26:41 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: ProfessorOhki: The All-Powerful Atheismo: EMCGuy: SMBC is awesome, but this one wasn't very good. Look through their archives, it's one of the best webcomics out there.

They don't do enough penis jokes

Supplement your webcomic intake with Oglaf (nsfw) then. There are many jokes and many penises. Sometimes they overlap.

The jokes, or the penises?


Yes.
 
2012-11-09 06:49:25 PM  

Bullseyed: ChipNASA: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm just glad the Redskins tie to the election is dead so we don't have to hear about it again every four years.

It was defunct in 2004 but NOBODY CARES TO REMEMBER THAT FACT.

It was wrong on the president but CORRECT ON THE POPULAR VOTE.


i16.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 06:50:01 PM  

GranoblasticMan: Bullseyed: ChipNASA: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'm just glad the Redskins tie to the election is dead so we don't have to hear about it again every four years.

It was defunct in 2004 but NOBODY CARES TO REMEMBER THAT FACT.

It was wrong on the president but CORRECT ON THE POPULAR VOTE.

[i16.photobucket.com image 240x267]


Wait, on second read-through, I retract my "LOL WUT"

/shame
 
2012-11-09 07:23:00 PM  
That would have been quite funny had the submitter not ruined it with a festering non sequitur of a headline.

Eat a dick, subby.
 
2012-11-09 07:35:37 PM  
okay looks like the fark mod mins have hit the hard stuff early today.
 
2012-11-09 07:40:35 PM  
Coco-puffs sales are up?
 
2012-11-10 04:31:52 AM  
Actually, The Juice News did this joke better.
 
2012-11-11 03:27:03 AM  

ProfessorOhki:
They don't do enough penis jokes

Supplement your webcomic intake with Oglaf (nsfw) then. There are many jokes and many penises. Sometimes they overlap.

The jokes, or the penises?

Yes.


oh gods the oglaf chick really does like to draw penises very much indeed. and vaginas. and everything else really.
 
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