What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA

Twilight Zone?

ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!

I like to smoke cigars now and then, and my wife puts up with it. She has told me numerous times however if I lose my tongue from cancer she's leaving me.

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WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA

Absolutely THIS.

buckeyebrain: ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!

Well played. +1

Would have made MORE sense to poke out the wife's ears.

Bwell bab bwass sbwooped.

In the accompanying slideshow:

And her name is Channel Tapper?
O.o

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Unimpressed

I would think tongue extensions would help a bit more...

Sticky Hands: India? Yeah India.
Strange place.

Seriously. It's not like it's hard to start beating someone you formerly just treated like dirt.

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Not even remotely safe for anything

I keep my tongue where it belongs.

I certainly hope they arrest the hawk that flew off with that Jack Russell's tongue.

Ichi!!

I think my tongue extended my marriage 6 months.

*see Oldboy reference. Leave satisfied, but somewhat creeped out, having watched that strange, strange, movie.*

This is not a recommended method for getting out of performing orally.

I'm not usually very squeamish, but I'm extremely hungover and the picture of that pair of scissors almost cutting that tongue made me nauseous.

Words beginning with a T are going to be a problem.

Just buy your wife earplugs.

He's no longer a cunning linguist. I expect the wife will be displeased.

Doesn't really matter. It's India. No one is licking anything over there.

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My wife would NOT be happy about my tongue being cut off.

Why cut it off when a strategic piercing might suffice?

Jesus LOVES it when u cut off limbs/body parts when u don't have the willpower to stop sinning with them attached

Because he went like this.

BLAHLAHLAHLAHLAHALHAHLAHLAH!

And [s]he didn't like it,

so he cut out his tongue. 


/ So I am gonna be watching this film later on.
// You want Robin rubbed out, eliminated, maybe even killed...
/// In the years that we have been friends, England and Jersey, never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake. Or ganool. You know. Its a pastry with stuffing. Its got sprinkles on it.