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(Huffington Post)   Man cuts off his tongue to save his marriage. No word yet from him on how that's working out   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 35
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2012-11-09 09:18:32 AM
What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA
 
2012-11-09 09:47:04 AM
Does he really think she will take him back? He literally just cut bedroom foreplay in half.
 
2012-11-09 12:19:27 PM
Twilight Zone?
 
2012-11-09 12:19:57 PM
ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!
 
2012-11-09 12:20:42 PM
Men's Rule for Marriage....

Read and digest:


"You can be right......or you can be *happy*. "
 
 
2012-11-09 12:20:50 PM
I like to smoke cigars now and then, and my wife puts up with it. She has told me numerous times however if I lose my tongue from cancer she's leaving me.
 
2012-11-09 12:21:33 PM
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2012-11-09 12:22:11 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA


Absolutely THIS.
 
2012-11-09 12:22:27 PM
India? Yeah India.
Strange place.
 
2012-11-09 12:23:43 PM

buckeyebrain: ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!


Well played. +1
 
2012-11-09 12:25:46 PM
Would have made MORE sense to poke out the wife's ears.
 
2012-11-09 12:25:55 PM
Bwell bab bwass sbwooped.
 
2012-11-09 12:27:59 PM
In the accompanying slideshow:
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And her name is Channel Tapper?
O.o
 
2012-11-09 12:28:48 PM

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Unimpressed
 
2012-11-09 12:30:27 PM
I would think tongue extensions would help a bit more...

Sticky Hands: India? Yeah India.
Strange place.


Seriously. It's not like it's hard to start beating someone you formerly just treated like dirt.
 
2012-11-09 12:31:39 PM
 
2012-11-09 12:32:27 PM
I keep my tongue where it belongs.
 
2012-11-09 12:32:32 PM
I certainly hope they arrest the hawk that flew off with that Jack Russell's tongue.
 
2012-11-09 12:35:08 PM
Ichi!!
 
2012-11-09 12:37:00 PM
I think my tongue extended my marriage 6 months.
 
2012-11-09 12:47:27 PM
*see Oldboy reference. Leave satisfied, but somewhat creeped out, having watched that strange, strange, movie.*
 
2012-11-09 12:49:24 PM
This is not a recommended method for getting out of performing orally.
 
2012-11-09 12:49:55 PM
I'm not usually very squeamish, but I'm extremely hungover and the picture of that pair of scissors almost cutting that tongue made me nauseous.
 
2012-11-09 12:50:14 PM
No ass is worth that, sorry
 
2012-11-09 12:50:25 PM
Words beginning with a T are going to be a problem.
 
2012-11-09 12:51:25 PM
Just buy your wife earplugs.
 
2012-11-09 12:52:31 PM
He's no longer a cunning linguist. I expect the wife will be displeased.
 
2012-11-09 01:23:47 PM
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2012-11-09 01:26:00 PM
Doesn't really matter. It's India. No one is licking anything over there.
 
2012-11-09 01:27:21 PM
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2012-11-09 02:31:10 PM

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2012-11-09 02:47:07 PM
My wife would NOT be happy about my tongue being cut off.
 
2012-11-09 03:18:09 PM
Why cut it off when a strategic piercing might suffice?
 
2012-11-09 04:28:12 PM
Jesus LOVES it when u cut off limbs/body parts when u don't have the willpower to stop sinning with them attached
 
2012-11-09 04:35:23 PM
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Because he went like this.

BLAHLAHLAHLAHLAHALHAHLAHLAH!

And [s]he didn't like it,

so he cut out his tongue. 


/ So I am gonna be watching this film later on.
// You want Robin rubbed out, eliminated, maybe even killed...
/// In the years that we have been friends, England and Jersey, never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake. Or ganool. You know. Its a pastry with stuffing. Its got sprinkles on it.
 
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