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(Crooks & Liars)   Deep thoughts, with CNN: "Why not name Romney as Secretary of Business"   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 98
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2012-11-09 09:24:07 AM
Because he doesn't know a damn thing about it.
 
2012-11-09 09:29:26 AM
Setting aside that Mitt knows nothing about business, everybody farking hates him.
 
2012-11-09 09:32:58 AM
This is maybe the dumbest freakin' thing I've heard all week.
 
2012-11-09 09:41:36 AM
Secretary of Business sent overseas to China.
 
2012-11-09 09:47:05 AM
how many other western nations even have an equivalent position? what the hell will this secretary do? give bjs to GE behind the shed to keep jobs here?
 
2012-11-09 10:13:42 AM

zedster: how many other western nations even have an equivalent position? what the hell will this secretary do? give bjs to GE behind the shed to keep jobs here?


Which is now the responsibility of the Secretary of Treasury.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:04 AM

James!: zedster: how many other western nations even have an equivalent position? what the hell will this secretary do? give bjs to GE behind the shed to keep jobs here?

Which is now the responsibility of the Secretary of Treasury.


Oh Timmy will do much more for much less
 
2012-11-09 10:47:27 AM
Sh*t Wolf, get it together.

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2012-11-09 11:23:15 AM
I haven't heard anything this stupid out of Wolf Blitzer since he did a half hour piece on how to mis-pronounce Qatar.
 
2012-11-09 11:34:40 AM
Sure. While he's at it, let's appoint Todd Akin to be the Secretary of Rape.
 
2012-11-09 11:44:52 AM
i194.photobucket.com

Dear President Romney,

I hear you are in the market for a new Secretary of Potato. Enclosed is my resume and a scoop of ice cream.

Love,
Torg
 
2012-11-09 12:07:12 PM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 220x153]

Dear President Romney,

I hear you are in the market for a new Secretary of Potato. Enclosed is my resume and a scoop of ice cream.

Love,
Torg


you are awesome. you know that, right?
 
2012-11-09 12:10:10 PM
Because a guy who ignored the polling data he was provided and never tested his mission-critical web app sound like a brilliant businessman.
 
2012-11-09 12:19:30 PM

ManateeGag: you are awesome. you know that, right?


Hugs!
 
2012-11-09 12:30:53 PM

ManateeGag: you are awesome. you know that, right?


Sorry, I'm not sharing
 
2012-11-09 01:39:51 PM

Jackson Herring: ManateeGag: you are awesome. you know that, right?

Sorry, I'm not sharing


Sorry socialist, we're redistributing her.
 
2012-11-09 01:42:28 PM
You mean besides the fact he's a pathological liar, appears to only care about himself, has virtually no experience running a typical business and the last time he ran any business it cost a lot of good workers their jobs so that he could profit off Chinese near-slave wages?

Besides all that?
 
2012-11-09 01:43:35 PM

propasaurus: Jackson Herring: ManateeGag: you are awesome. you know that, right?

Sorry, I'm not sharing

Sorry socialist, we're redistributing her.


Hoisted by my own petard!
 
2012-11-09 01:43:50 PM
www.gamereplays.org
 
2012-11-09 01:44:14 PM
So then Obama can call him an SOB.

/Not mine. Heard it on Politics Powered by Twitter on XM last night.
 
2012-11-09 01:44:14 PM
Yeah, how 'bout no.
 
2012-11-09 01:44:38 PM
Secretary of Money Hidery
 
2012-11-09 01:45:56 PM
Like John McCain is Secretary of Yelling at Clouds and Sarah Palin is Secretary of Tacos.
 
2012-11-09 01:46:18 PM

oldernell: Because he doesn't know a damn thing about it.


Done in one.
 
2012-11-09 01:46:29 PM
MSNBC just pitched it too.

They're serious, aren't they? These are the same people that just got done getting punked by Nate Silver and now they're going to try seriously pitching taking the Presidential opponent as a member of the administration? How drunk do you have to be before that sounds like a good idea?
 
2012-11-09 01:47:54 PM
We could unleash him on our enemies! He could take over and then gut the treasures of other countries and capture their assets for our own use! They would be left bankrupt and filled with the unemployed and foreign workers.
 
2012-11-09 01:47:58 PM
Because I'm sick of the man and after having to spend a year haring about his imagined good qualities from conservatives here, the prospect of 4 years of the same points rehashed by liberals fills me with dread.

/yes national policy should be decided by how it affects my internet.
 
2012-11-09 01:48:04 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I haven't heard anything this stupid out of Wolf Blitzer since he did a half hour piece on how to mis-pronounce Qatar.


Look - a lot more people in the focus group were stutterers than you would normally find in the population, and when we polled the group on how to pronounce Qatar we came up with mixed results.
 
2012-11-09 01:48:13 PM
Seems like a poor appointment. Now, if there's an opening for Secretary of Bullshiat, or Secretary of Having Your Head Jammed Way Up Your Ass, those seem more like fits for Romney.
 
2012-11-09 01:48:14 PM
Other suggestions:

Newt Gingrich: head of the EPA
Todd Akin: Secy. of HHS
Rush Limbaugh: Secy. of Lardassery
 
2012-11-09 01:49:50 PM
Same reason we didn't make him president....
 
2012-11-09 01:49:58 PM
Rafalca: Ambassador to the USSR
 
2012-11-09 01:50:08 PM

Gosling: MSNBC just pitched it too.

They're serious, aren't they? These are the same people that just got done getting punked by Nate Silver and now they're going to try seriously pitching taking the Presidential opponent as a member of the administration? How drunk do you have to be before that sounds like a good idea?


It would be a good way to goad teabaggers in to mass suicide, if nothing else.
 
2012-11-09 01:50:14 PM
but that would still leave Secretary of Rape open. Any suggestions?
 
2012-11-09 01:50:56 PM
First lets see ALL his tax returns.
 
2012-11-09 01:51:05 PM
Uh, probably because you were a lying bastard in the campaign and now Obama hates your guts.
 
2012-11-09 01:51:07 PM
Seriously, I love this whole line of thinking by the networks.

'Obama just had his agenda indisputably vindicated and his opponents, who have lost not-by-a-landslide-but-still-sweepingly nationwide, are starting down the road to electoral irrelevancy if they don't change their ways and change them quickly. The question now is, how much of that does Obama need to flush down the toilet right away?'
 
2012-11-09 01:51:19 PM
If we're talking about purely potato appointments, I'd like to nominate Michelle Bachmann for Secretary of Agriculture.

When she was campaigning, she went to a meat packing plant and said the meat industry had "too much regulation".

Because that's just what my ground beef needs - more severed illegal immigrant body parts.
 
2012-11-09 01:51:24 PM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 220x153]

Dear President Romney,

I hear you are in the market for a new Secretary of Potato. Enclosed is my resume and a scoop of ice cream.

Love,
Torg


lol! It was the scoop of ice cream that put it over the top for me.
 
2012-11-09 01:51:36 PM
Ambassador to Kolob.
 
2012-11-09 01:51:45 PM
A consolation prize? Why not make him ambassador to Libya? He seemed obsessed with that place
 
2012-11-09 01:52:03 PM
Please phrase that in the form of a sensible question.
 
2012-11-09 01:52:14 PM

RexTalionis: Secretary of Business sent overseas to China.


To secure our debt. We don't pay, they can put him to work in a karaoke house with all the other whores.
 
2012-11-09 01:52:44 PM
Nice to see everyone's still buying into the "Republicans are automatically great for business" line. Didn't we just take a vote on that?
 
2012-11-09 01:52:48 PM
Only if he wears this
 
2012-11-09 01:53:23 PM
I really hate the "add comment" button now.
 
2012-11-09 01:53:27 PM
He could be the new ambassador to Great Britain.
 
2012-11-09 01:53:37 PM
Not sure about that appointment but with Ann's experience with horses, Obama want to consider her for the Director of FEMA.
 
2012-11-09 01:54:12 PM
Just curious, do you think Romney called his accountant to amend his tax return before midnight on Tuesday, or did he wait until Wednesday morning?
 
2012-11-09 01:54:32 PM
What a terrible idea. While I admire the impulse to be magnanimous in victory, vulture capitalists are only good at growing businesses until they are fat enough to be dismembered or packed off and sent to China.
 
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