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(refined guy)   15 secret off-the-menu items at McDonald's. Let the heart disease begin   (refinedguy.com) divider line 104
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2012-11-09 09:49:49 AM
Christ that's a terrible website.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-09 09:50:30 AM
I refuse to eat the pseudobeef they serve at McDonald's, and layers of mayo and pickles disgust me, but the chicken and waffle sandwich looks good.
 
2012-11-09 10:03:02 AM
I want to vomit just looking at that shiat. Except for the floats. But even McDonald's can't make a float not look tasty. But God that other stuff. It's like something out of a horror movie. Like stuff the family from Texas Chainsaw would serve up.
 
2012-11-09 10:06:55 AM
And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).
 
2012-11-09 10:13:22 AM
The 2 cheeseburger value meal is a secret?
 
2012-11-09 10:14:10 AM
less secret menu and more hey I was high and my friend was working behind the counter and I made this crazy request and he actually made it
 
2012-11-09 10:14:27 AM

Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).


Man I went to Whataburger and ordered a BLT. A farking BLT.

Cashier: WUT?
Me: A BLT. Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on Texas toast.
Cashier: I don't know how to put that in.
Me: Ring up Texas toast, 2 orders of bacon, and tell them to put it all together like a sandwich
Cashier: Let me get my manager
Manager: So you want a #7, add bacon on Texas toast?
Me: FFFFFUUUUUU

/"Just like you like it" my ass
 
2012-11-09 10:15:40 AM
Replacing the regular Big Mac patties with two quarter-pound patties does not equal a pound of meat, stupidarticlewriter.
 
2012-11-09 10:24:07 AM
So... he assumes everybody knows what a coke float is, but then has to explain what a root beer float is as if it's a completely foreign concept?

Also, good luck actually ordering most of these at any real McDonald's. I'd bet the majority of them are frankenburgrs pieced together by people who ordered the parts individually.
 
2012-11-09 10:28:20 AM
For people who want interesting culinary experiences but don't want them from any place without a drive-thru.
 
2012-11-09 10:48:44 AM

Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).


And just try paying with a two dollar bill
 
2012-11-09 10:51:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).

And just try paying with a two dollar bill


Why would you have a problem paying with a $2 bill? We're talking about McDonald's, not Taco Bell...
 
2012-11-09 11:07:46 AM

Donnchadha: So... he assumes everybody knows what a coke float is, but then has to explain what a root beer float is as if it's a completely foreign concept?


That's the joke.
 
2012-11-09 11:10:25 AM

Donnchadha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).

And just try paying with a two dollar bill

Why would you have a problem paying with a $2 bill? We're talking about McDonald's, not Taco Bell...


That's the joke
 
2012-11-09 11:21:23 AM

scottydoesntknow: Christ that's a terrible website.


Didn't work in Chrome, so wondering if it's just my strange Chrome settings, I

Checked Chrome new easy to get to permissions page to see that JavaScript was enabled on that site, and then I
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Facebook -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Google -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Twitter -- didn't work.

I fired up Firefox which has no extensions added to it -- didn't work.

I disabled "HostsMan" and flushed DNS and so using an unmodified hosts file I reloaded the page in Firefox -- didn't work.

So I fired up Internet Explorer -- And the page worked just fine.

So yeah, what a terrible website.
 
2012-11-09 11:25:34 AM

scottydoesntknow: Christ that's a terrible website.


I couldn't find an X for the Office Max/Depot cover up ad so closed it down.
 
2012-11-09 11:56:09 AM
I have pretty low standards when it comes to restaurants. Unlike the vast majority of Farkers who seem to have such terribly delicate digestive systems and highly-refined palates, I'm lowbrow enough to enjoy the occasional grease bomb, and it doesn't even wreak havoc with my colon.

That said, this stuff looks like 100% ass.
 
2012-11-09 11:58:32 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: The 2 cheeseburger value meal is a secret?


I think this is an old article that is being recycled, because for several years the 2-cheeseburger mean wasn't on the menu, but came back on most menus about 2-3 years ago.

The double cheese and triple cheeseburger were off the menu for a really long time in many places and then they came back in the 90s, only to disappear again and only the double cheese has shown up again in the last 6-7.
 
2012-11-09 11:59:43 AM

BKITU: I have pretty low standards when it comes to restaurants. Unlike the vast majority of Farkers who seem to have such terribly delicate digestive systems and highly-refined palates, I'm lowbrow enough to enjoy the occasional grease bomb, and it doesn't even wreak havoc with my colon.

That said, this stuff looks like 100% ass.


Yeah, after all I typed there, almost all those look horrible.

Double cheeseburger with extra onions and a small coffee is all I need, anyway.
 
2012-11-09 12:00:50 PM

jbuist: That's the joke.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's the joke


Are you two trying to be funny because you're making a Simpson's reference?
 
2012-11-09 12:08:02 PM

Donnchadha: jbuist: That's the joke.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's the joke

Are you two trying to be funny because you're making a Simpson's reference?


Speaking for myself, I'm trying to be funny because it's pretty much what I do around here

/while pretending to work, of course
 
2012-11-09 01:03:31 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: The 2 cheeseburger value meal is a secret?


It's on the menu in a few places I've been to.

Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).


Very true. It's difficult to find guys who aren't developmentally disabled AND speak English here, let alone guys who speak enough of it to understand "off-menu" items.
 
2012-11-09 01:12:02 PM

scottydoesntknow: Christ that's a terrible website.


This.
 
2012-11-09 01:12:03 PM
That was the worst link/greenlight of all time. F*ck everyone involved
 
2012-11-09 01:14:12 PM
Um, the 2 Cheesburger Meal, coke float and root beer floats are all listed on the order lists in my area, some with the picture. The Grilled Cheese sandwich is often suggested for kids who may not like the burger equivalent. Maybe these items are only in certain areas of the world?
 
2012-11-09 01:18:52 PM
Back in the '80s, when I did a stint in the kitchen at a Burger King, we'd get orders for the "grilled cheese" about every other month. Toast a hamburger bun, flip both halves over, stick a slice of cheese in the middle, nuke it for 15 seconds, wrap it up like a regular burger, and wonder why in the hell someone would bother coming to Burger King for a piece of toast and a slice of cheese.
 
2012-11-09 01:21:33 PM
anybody else get only half a view of a slide show?
/stuck at work, the neanderfarks I work for make us use IE.
 
2012-11-09 01:22:31 PM
Spent 1 second on slideshow fail website, stayed for the angry comments. Fark never fails to entertain.
 
2012-11-09 01:25:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Donnchadha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).

And just try paying with a two dollar bill

Why would you have a problem paying with a $2 bill? We're talking about McDonald's, not Taco Bell...

That's the joke



CSB time, (canuck version)

I recently purchased a cheesburger at McDonalds and used a Canadian $2 which has been out of print for about 15 years. The cashier wouldnt accept it and the manager had never seen one before. Every worker in that store hasn't been living in Canada for more than 2 years.
 
2012-11-09 01:27:34 PM
Great, now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot fatmitter
 
2012-11-09 01:31:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Walker: And if you ask for any of these from the minimum wage drones who barely speak English you will probably get a blank look (more than usual).

And just try paying with a two dollar bill


Try paying a $6.24 bill with a ten, a one, and a quarter.
 
2012-11-09 01:35:37 PM
the McKinley Mac replaces the Big Mac's standard 2 beef patties with Quarter Pounder patties - resulting in a pound of beef

Math is hard.
 
2012-11-09 01:37:18 PM

ZAZ: I refuse to eat the pseudobeef they serve at McDonald's


You mean beef?
 
2012-11-09 01:40:39 PM
Can you get a Royale with Cheese?
 
2012-11-09 02:00:16 PM
Really? Number one entry is the "All American" a cheeseburger, sans cheese.

Which is still on the menu, and costs ten cents less than a cheeseburger--albeit under a stranger, rarely used name: HAMBURGER
 
2012-11-09 02:03:10 PM

Donnchadha: jbuist: That's the joke.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's the joke

Are you two trying to be funny because you're making a Simpson's reference?


That's the joke.
 
2012-11-09 02:09:22 PM
Speaking of "off the menu items". If you have a Little Caesars pizza in your area (They are franchised so not all of them do it). See if they do "Stuffed crazy bread". That is by far the best item they have.
 
2012-11-09 02:09:31 PM
List fails with the Grand Mariner.


/ basically a Big Mac / Filet o' Fish hybrid.
 
2012-11-09 02:19:14 PM

Kazrath: Speaking of "off the menu items". If you have a Little Caesars pizza in your area (They are franchised so not all of them do it). See if they do "Stuffed crazy bread". That is by far the best item they have.


It's on the menu in my area. I must be in a really good area for food that will kill ya'.
 
2012-11-09 02:28:18 PM
When even Chrome can't read your website properly, your site f*cking blows.
 
2012-11-09 02:33:46 PM

ZAZ: I refuse to eat the pseudobeef they serve at McDonald's, and layers of mayo and pickles disgust me, but the chicken and waffle sandwich looks good.


AKA "beef".
 
2012-11-09 02:35:21 PM

RoyBatty: scottydoesntknow: Christ that's a terrible website.

Didn't work in Chrome, so wondering if it's just my strange Chrome settings, I

Checked Chrome new easy to get to permissions page to see that JavaScript was enabled on that site, and then I
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Facebook -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Google -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Twitter -- didn't work.

I fired up Firefox which has no extensions added to it -- didn't work.

I disabled "HostsMan" and flushed DNS and so using an unmodified hosts file I reloaded the page in Firefox -- didn't work.

So I fired up Internet Explorer -- And the page worked just fine.

So yeah, what a terrible website.


I tried it with IE and vertical scroll was broken. So apparently it fails in everything. Anyone try Safari?
 
2012-11-09 02:50:36 PM

Uzzah: Back in the '80s, when I did a stint in the kitchen at a Burger King, we'd get orders for the "grilled cheese" about every other month. Toast a hamburger bun, flip both halves over, stick a slice of cheese in the middle, nuke it for 15 seconds, wrap it up like a regular burger, and wonder why in the hell someone would bother coming to Burger King for a piece of toast and a slice of cheese.


Had one guy come in once and order a vegetarian Whopper. Plain.

When it was called back, the guy working burger board yelled "That's just a toasted bun!!"

Amazing what people will pay three bucks for.
 
2012-11-09 02:54:29 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: RoyBatty: scottydoesntknow: Christ that's a terrible website.

Didn't work in Chrome, so wondering if it's just my strange Chrome settings, I

Checked Chrome new easy to get to permissions page to see that JavaScript was enabled on that site, and then I
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Facebook -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Google -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Twitter -- didn't work.

I fired up Firefox which has no extensions added to it -- didn't work.

I disabled "HostsMan" and flushed DNS and so using an unmodified hosts file I reloaded the page in Firefox -- didn't work.

So I fired up Internet Explorer -- And the page worked just fine.

So yeah, what a terrible website.

I tried it with IE and vertical scroll was broken. So apparently it fails in everything. Anyone try Safari?


I copied the source file and pasted it into Word and still couldn't get it to work. Your blog sucks.
 
2012-11-09 03:00:50 PM
oh god, my stress-eating drive is pulling me towards the McD's a block away with an urge to get a double Quarter Pounder with cheese now... damn you Subby, damn you!

/i will prevail
//maybe
 
2012-11-09 03:01:16 PM
McDonald's had one, good breakfast sandwich: the chicken on a biscuit. The f*ckers discontinued it. At least there's Chick-fil-a here in Omaha now.
 
2012-11-09 03:03:56 PM
Your browsers suck when deslide can parse the site but your browsers can't.
So: deslided
Or:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 03:08:06 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller
RoyBatty: scottydoesntknow:
Christ that's a terrible website.

Didn't work in Chrome, so wondering if it's just my strange Chrome settings, I

Checked Chrome new easy to get to permissions page to see that JavaScript was enabled on that site, and then I
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Facebook -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Google -- didn't work.
Told Disconnect to stop blocking Twitter -- didn't work.

I fired up Firefox which has no extensions added to it -- didn't work.

I disabled "HostsMan" and flushed DNS and so using an unmodified hosts file I reloaded the page in Firefox -- didn't work.

So I fired up Internet Explorer -- And the page worked just fine.

So yeah, what a terrible website.

I tried it with IE and vertical scroll was broken. So apparently it fails in everything. Anyone try Safari?


To make that site work, you should try blocking more crap and not less.
It looks and works perfectly well if you've Javascript disabled.
 
2012-11-09 03:11:01 PM
now i'm jonsing for a shamrock shake bad
 
2012-11-09 03:12:27 PM
Btw: to get the Javascript version to work, I had to unblock scripts from the site itself, googleapis.com and complexmedianetwork.com
 
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