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(Times of Israel)   "There is no civil war in Syria," says Santa Claus while riding a unicorn on his way to Atlantis   (timesofisrael.com ) divider line
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2012-11-09 10:00:42 AM  
It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.
 
2012-11-09 12:10:21 PM  
"There is no war of any kind in Syria"
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2012-11-09 12:14:16 PM  

oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.


Hence the cover up with Benghazi
 
2012-11-09 12:14:52 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


It really pisses you off the black guy won, doesn't it?
 
2012-11-09 12:16:27 PM  
Nice to see that What's-his-name, the old Iraqi Information Minister for Hussein, is still getting work.
 
2012-11-09 12:18:28 PM  
What ever happened to Baghdad Bob? Is he rotting in a cell in Abu Ghraib or Gitmo?

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2012-11-09 12:18:30 PM  
There all just terrorists. Where have I heard this before?
 
2012-11-09 12:23:09 PM  

The Southern Dandy: What ever happened to Baghdad Bob? Is he rotting in a cell in Abu Ghraib or Gitmo?

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Nope. He was never jailed.
He is now living a comfortable life in the United Arab Emirates with his family.

Citation given
 
2012-11-09 12:23:42 PM  
He acknowledged his troops are fighting a "tough war and a difficult war," adding that when foreign countries stop sending arms to rebels, "I can tell (you) that in weeks we can finish everything."

Translated: We can kill every damn one of them.
 
2012-11-09 12:24:04 PM  
Patient Name: Bashar al-Assad

Diagnosis: Excessive inter-cranial pressure

Prescription: 9mm ventilation
 
2012-11-09 12:29:56 PM  

Walker: "There is no war of any kind in Syria"
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we're done here.
 
2012-11-09 12:31:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


Wouldn't be the first time we armed Al Qaeda. May as well train them again for old times' sake.
 
2012-11-09 12:37:02 PM  
backing of the rebellion against his regime


now.. why did i read that above as..

backing of the rebellion against the empire


and in vaders voice

wierd
 
2012-11-09 12:40:56 PM  
Its just a drive by gone bad......real bad!
 
2012-11-09 12:51:07 PM  
It's a police action, just like Korea.
 
2012-11-09 12:52:26 PM  
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but they shocked santa's balls
 
2012-11-09 01:02:27 PM  
FTA:Instead of civil war, Assad said, Syria is facing "terrorism through proxies," referring to foreign backing of the rebellion against his regime.

If anyone would know about terrorism through proxies, it would be the Syrians.
 
2012-11-09 01:06:50 PM  
i bet he thought it was funny as shiat when he was sending Syrians into Iraq to kill Americans. Not so much fun now that it is happening to him.
 
2012-11-09 02:07:01 PM  
And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?
 
2012-11-09 02:13:02 PM  
nice try, Subby.

1. Find your nearest wormhole
2. dial the Pegasus galaxy
3. BOOM....Atlantis.

Easy peasy. Next time, don't be so dramatic with your headline.
 
2012-11-09 04:29:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


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Please continue. Post more. It's delicious.
 
2012-11-09 04:29:26 PM  

TappingTheVein: And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?


So, Blood for the Blood God?
 
2012-11-09 04:53:24 PM  

TappingTheVein: And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?


Perfectly put
 
2012-11-09 05:24:28 PM  

BronyMedic: It really pisses you off the black guy won, doesn't it?


HEY EVERYONE! IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR OBAMA YOU'RE A RACIST! 

And that....is why I don't vote democrat.
 
2012-11-09 06:35:02 PM  
Say what you want but don't got dragging Santa into this.
 
2012-11-10 04:26:54 AM  

oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.


"Hey, Ali, West won't help us, should be accept help from Al-Qaeda?"
"No, let's just curl up and die"
"Okey dokey"
 
2012-11-10 08:49:43 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


Alright, one more try. I have yet to get a rational answer out of a right-winger as to what, exactly, they think Obama is covering up. Care to enlighten me?

Muslim terrorists have been killing Americans since the Reagan administration...it's not exactly a secret.
 
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