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(KFAB Omaha)   Where Are They Now: YouTube hall-of-famer Michael Scott, the anchor who screams like a little girl, is arrested for body-slamming his (um, estranged) girlfriend while shouting "It's time to die like OJ"   (kfab.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-09 07:58:49 AM
Classy dude.
 
2012-11-09 08:09:40 AM
This is his claim to fame, I guess. Link
 
2012-11-09 08:10:32 AM

Earguy: This is his claim to fame, I guess. Link


Duh, scroll down and it's in the article. Oh well.
 
2012-11-09 09:04:12 AM
OJ died?

/guess I was following the election
 
2012-11-09 09:12:26 AM
So he could have been the Scranton Strangler? Poor Holly Flax.
 
2012-11-09 09:19:26 AM
OJ's dead?
 
2012-11-09 09:23:11 AM
I'd like to be the first to point out that he didn't scream "like a little girl."

*pats self on back*

/Also, I'm in before The Office references?
 
2012-11-09 09:23:32 AM
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This little tidbit from another source: http://www.southwestiowanews.com/council_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor - michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-violence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

"After several stints as an anchor in various cities - including twice in Omaha - Scott has been working as a shoe salesman at Younkers at Westroads Mall."

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Poor guy. He's probably praying for another Robert Hawkins to come along and put him out of his misery.
 
2012-11-09 09:26:28 AM

Whiskey Dickens: ...

/Also, I'm in before The Office references?


Nein!
 
2012-11-09 09:27:32 AM
That's what she gets for jumping onto his jacket like that.
 
2012-11-09 09:29:44 AM
And boom goes the dynamite.
 
2012-11-09 09:30:56 AM
Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio
 
2012-11-09 09:34:02 AM
He's the Nate Silver of the OJ Death pool, apparently.
 
2012-11-09 09:40:16 AM
That's what she said.
 
2012-11-09 09:42:37 AM

TV's Vinnie: [cdn-www.cracked.com image 350x242]
GLKKkGgHhWHUTDUHFUGGjHgFfhjHGFghHhghHh!

This little tidbit from another source: http://www.southwestiowanews.com/council_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor - michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-violence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

"After several stints as an anchor in various cities - including twice in Omaha - Scott has been working as a shoe salesman at Younkers at Westroads Mall."

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Poor guy. He's probably praying for another Robert Hawkins to come along and put him out of his misery.


That is possibly the strangest article that I have ever read. Even on FARK. One person is a classic example of a domestic abuse doormat and the other is possibly having a nervous breakdown. I'll wait to watch this on Lifetime.
 
2012-11-09 09:55:33 AM
The woman claims that Scott attacked her after she said she did not like the movie they just watched at a theatre.

Any reason at all, I suppose: Why didn't you unpack you suitcase quick enough? You burned the pancakes? Why do you want the toilet paper holder to go there? Why won't you put your VS bra in the damn dryer? Why won't you listen to me when I call you worthless? You missed your turn? Why are you five minutes late? Why won't you eat my ice cream? Why did you park the truck THERE? Who was that guy you were talking to? You're wearing that? Why are you crying? What the fark is wrong with you?

Ah, life is bliss.
 
2012-11-09 09:55:53 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: OJ died?

/guess I was following the election


Arkanaut: OJ's dead?


I see my potential contribution to this thread has already been sufficiently covered.
 
2012-11-09 09:56:32 AM
OJ died?
 
2012-11-09 10:00:53 AM
OJ died?
 
2012-11-09 10:03:18 AM

pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio


In that case, allow me to share my favorite informercial blunder (you can skip the first 30 seconds)
 
2012-11-09 10:08:25 AM
Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?
 
2012-11-09 10:14:22 AM
Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?
 
2012-11-09 10:14:52 AM

cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?


Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.
 
2012-11-09 10:15:25 AM
that's what she said?
 
2012-11-09 10:23:26 AM
OJ Died?
 
2012-11-09 10:24:59 AM
http://blog.al.com/ht/2007/07/lizard_attacks_new_waay_anchor.html

link

The truth is, Scott brings much more with him than just a crazy spot on YouTube. He's been an educator in the New York City public school system, a politician, a member of the inspirational group Up with People and an advocate against domestic abuse.

Stay classy.
 
2012-11-09 10:25:19 AM
Wow Ive been to some bad movies with girls but never slap em around bad. Maybe if I take a girl to a re-release of Ishtar.
 
2012-11-09 10:25:21 AM

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?


According to sources, it was "Flight".

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DON'T YOU DARE SAY THIS MOVIE SUCKED OR I'LL CUT YOU, WOMAN!!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:27:12 AM
http://www.southwestiowanews.com/council_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor- michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-violence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

Read the article in the Southwest Iowan News. It's surreal. If you can't like direct try the Southwest Iowan News main page and hit the link.
 
2012-11-09 10:28:31 AM
LINK not like. Coffee deficient
 
2012-11-09 10:28:33 AM
Maybe he was planning on killing OJ too.
 
2012-11-09 10:29:16 AM

CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.


Well, in his defense, imagine having to work at your Al Bundy shoe salesman job day after day, remembering your glory days as a host on Entertainment Tonight, and having to hear John Tesch muzac being played over the PA system, and thinking that the only reason that hack is making big bank and you're not is because that cracker is white.

And then having to get up from the puddle of your own tears to get a size 6 1/2 for some fat Nebraska woman who insists her fat size 12 feet aren't bloated & disgusting.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:24 AM

CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.


cynical IS probably right, Cape, like me, can manage an episode sober while most can not
 
2012-11-09 10:36:55 AM

MagicBoris: pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio

In that case, allow me to share my favorite informercial blunder (you can skip the first 30 seconds)


Now, that was funny. Thanks for sharing that.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:50 AM
Maybe I'm wrong, but I have a hard time believing this. "Time to die like OJ?" That doesn't sound poorly scripted to anyone else?
 
2012-11-09 10:39:24 AM

NameDot: CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.

cynical IS probably right, Cape, like me, can manage an episode sober while most can not


Episode? Is that what the kids are calling beatings nowadays?
 
2012-11-09 10:55:08 AM

CapeFearCadaver: The woman claims that Scott attacked her after she said she did not like the movie they just watched at a theatre.

Any reason at all, I suppose: Why didn't you unpack you suitcase quick enough? You burned the pancakes? Why do you want the toilet paper holder to go there? Why won't you put your VS bra in the damn dryer? Why won't you listen to me when I call you worthless? You missed your turn? Why are you five minutes late? Why won't you eat my ice cream? Why did you park the truck THERE? Who was that guy you were talking to? You're wearing that? Why are you crying? What the fark is wrong with you?

Ah, life is bliss.


Been there, done that, bought the divorce lawyer and the new life.


/book this jerkwad, Dan-O
 
2012-11-09 11:15:52 AM

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?

No. I have seen some really bad movies. But I have never seen a movie so bad that I wanted to kill my wife. Although I did get up and go outside to have a cigarette and a beer when she forced me to go to see The Day After Tomorrow. That movie was pretty farking stupid.
 
2012-11-09 11:40:00 AM
Am I too late to express disbelief and/or shock at OJ's death?!
 
2012-11-09 11:44:07 AM

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?


flight, seriously
 
2012-11-09 12:39:54 PM
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R.I.P. OJ
 
2012-11-09 12:48:55 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: OJ died?

/guess I was following the election


Arkanaut: OJ's dead?


Macular Degenerate: OJ died?


chknjetski: OJ died?


DrCalx: OJ Died?


He dead.
 
2012-11-09 01:38:33 PM

majestic: UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?
No. I have seen some really bad movies. But I have never seen a movie so bad that I wanted to kill my wife. Although I did get up and go outside to have a cigarette and a beer when she forced me to go to see The Day After Tomorrow. That movie was pretty farking stupid.


They were probably just trying to see how many times they could break the laws of thermodynamics in one movie, rather like body counts in an old Schwartzenegger flick.
 
2012-11-09 06:54:54 PM
word around omaha is that cocaine is a helluva drug
 
2012-11-09 07:27:08 PM

Omahawg: word around omaha is that cocaine is a helluva drug


No excuse for beating your woman.
 
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