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(Digital Spy)   Guy decides to take a nap in a cornfield after a tiring bus trip. Harvestlarity ensues   (digitalspy.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-09 09:15:19 AM
It wasn't his decision, subby

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2012-11-09 09:56:17 AM
Nobody puts baby in a cornfield.
 
2012-11-09 09:57:20 AM
"Combine injury" is an interesting GIS. PNSFW, though.
 
2012-11-09 09:59:10 AM
It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.
 
2012-11-09 09:59:47 AM

cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.


clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement
 
2012-11-09 10:00:11 AM
Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...
 
2012-11-09 10:00:45 AM
Could have been worse.....


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2012-11-09 10:01:08 AM
I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.
 
2012-11-09 10:03:59 AM
Anyone sleeping in a cornfield in the first week of November is absolutely playing Russian roulette and either suicidal, suffering from dementia, or somewhat beyond mildly retarded.
 
2012-11-09 10:04:26 AM

Harvestlarity ensues


That farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.
 
2012-11-09 10:05:06 AM
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2012-11-09 10:08:00 AM

GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.


I've always thought those movies were full of shiat when they show a greyhound dropping some guy off in the middle of nowhere. Next stop, cornfield.
 
2012-11-09 10:10:06 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Harvestlarity ensues


That farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.


Well played
 
2012-11-09 10:12:02 AM

cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.


Just pretend "old guy bits" is a singular noun, like "kibbles and bits" (the dog food). Then you're all good.
 
2012-11-09 10:12:19 AM
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: [being blunt] Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
 
2012-11-09 10:13:32 AM

GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.


Worse, he woke up, noticed, and didn't have time to do anything about it in the two seconds that remained after the moment of dawning comprehension.

Sounds like a pretty metal way to go.
 
2012-11-09 10:15:42 AM
Man, he almost got CORNHOLED!!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:15:52 AM

fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...


//some Farkers will.
///not that obscure...
////watch BBC's Victorian/Edwardian farm... beyond awesome.
 
2012-11-09 10:15:58 AM
He's lucky he didn't have his niblets cut off.
 
2012-11-09 10:18:06 AM

upndn


Well played


Thanks. Not everyone appreciates corny jokes.
 
2012-11-09 10:18:21 AM
Talk about almost getting corn-holed.
 
2012-11-09 10:23:32 AM

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Talk about almost getting corn-holed.


We did already


ChipNASA 2012-11-09 10:15:42 AM
Man, he almost got CORNHOLED!!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:24:39 AM
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2012-11-09 10:38:51 AM
Aw, shucks!
 
2012-11-09 10:44:37 AM
Not a repeat from 2010 when the headline was funny.
 
2012-11-09 10:50:31 AM
www.the-leaping-lamp.com
 
2012-11-09 11:08:11 AM

fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thraeshed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...

 

Fixed. Other than that, A-, good joke, would LOL again.
 
2012-11-09 11:24:20 AM
Saw "cornfield" and "nap"in the same sentence, knew what was to happen

/subby, I like what you did there
//don't shuck me bro
 
2012-11-09 11:26:36 AM
 
2012-11-09 11:51:06 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now i got a brand new combine harvester
An' ill give you the key.


Much better version here: Link

I prefer my combine harvester music to include aliens being slaughtered left and right.
 
2012-11-09 12:09:01 PM

under a mountain: [fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


How long for you to sponge and press a suit?
 
2012-11-09 02:01:27 PM

cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.

clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement


Combines don't have augers. Augers are used to drill holes not harvest corn. Stupid urbanite!
 
2012-11-09 02:14:59 PM

frunjer: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.

clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement

Combines don't have augers. Augers are used to drill holes not harvest corn. Stupid urbanite!


Take a look at this.

http://www.explainthatstuff.com/howcombineharvesterswork.html

Scroll down to the section called Inside a Combine Harvester. Look at item 4. Admittedly, they use the incorrect term augur, which is a priest that looks at bird guts, but an auger is any type of screw designed to move something, a screw conveyor, if you will. You can use them to move water, grain, or lots of other things. Your definition of auger, as a hole-maker, is also correct, but not the only definition.
 
2012-11-09 04:49:45 PM
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2012-11-09 06:20:57 PM
I heard he was out standing in his field.
 
2012-11-09 09:39:13 PM
Awww shucks, or not.
 
2012-11-10 04:06:49 AM
I don't remember the last time I was at real cornfield (if ever).

I there anything even remotely close to looking comfortable in a cornfield and at least safe from varmints?
 
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