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(Emirates 24/7)   Village elders arrested for awarding nine-year-old girl as settlement in rape dispute   (emirates247.com ) divider line
    More: Sick, village elders, village council, Punjab, executive compensation, vendettas, fights  
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2012-11-09 10:03:34 AM  
10 votes:

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


Not news. My wife has been doing the same to me for years.
2012-11-09 11:20:41 AM  
7 votes:
What's in your wallet?

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2012-11-09 11:19:01 AM  
3 votes:

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


That's nuts!
2012-11-09 11:09:39 AM  
3 votes:

EvilEgg: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

Not news. My wife has been doing the same to me for years.



And if you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase
2012-11-09 11:02:08 AM  
3 votes:
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What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.
2012-11-09 11:52:43 AM  
2 votes:
// Pic only slightly related

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2012-11-09 11:11:42 AM  
2 votes:

MrCheeks: Walker: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!

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I think it was a Hard candy
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2012-11-09 11:08:00 AM  
2 votes:

Walker: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!


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2012-11-09 11:59:02 AM  
1 vote:
2 words
Glass parking lots
2012-11-09 11:43:14 AM  
1 vote:
The worker, Arshad, who goes by one name, was accused of involvement in the abduction and rape of landowner Ali Sher's daughter, Khalid said.

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YOU ARE A VERY BAD MAN! YOU ARE A VERY, VERY BAD MAN!
2012-11-09 11:40:58 AM  
1 vote:
steelspinedsoul.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-09 11:31:08 AM  
1 vote:

Bondith: You should really pick better allies.


Our relationship with Pakistan is less about mutual allies and more about "be on our side, or else...". Which is why we walk up to them whenever we want and give them noogies and wrist burns.
2012-11-09 11:23:16 AM  
1 vote:
Being given a 9 year old sounds like pretty lousy compensation, in any case.
2012-11-09 11:22:22 AM  
1 vote:

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


Headline: That takes balls
2012-11-09 11:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
I much more enjoyed the story about the Angelina Jolie look alike forcing the cab driver to service her.
Emirates247.com has now been bookmarked.
2012-11-09 11:13:50 AM  
1 vote:
ya know, if we just stopped exporting food, we could starve out those bastards in 3-5 years. Problem solved.
2012-11-09 11:10:57 AM  
1 vote:

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


I think this has to be the most WTF line I've seen in an article in quite a while: "He refused to disclose the wallet size"

The world must know: What size was the wallet that held the man's genitals?!?!
2012-11-09 10:09:22 AM  
1 vote:

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!
 
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