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(Emirates 24/7)   Village elders arrested for awarding nine-year-old girl as settlement in rape dispute   (emirates247.com) divider line 68
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2012-11-09 09:57:32 AM
I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet
 
2012-11-09 10:03:34 AM

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


Not news. My wife has been doing the same to me for years.
 
2012-11-09 10:09:22 AM

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!
 
2012-11-09 11:02:08 AM
i181.photobucket.com

What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.
 
2012-11-09 11:07:04 AM
That's some Dark Ages shiat right there. :(
 
2012-11-09 11:08:00 AM

Walker: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!


Paging *bigz2k* to thread 7425809.
 
2012-11-09 11:09:39 AM

EvilEgg: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

Not news. My wife has been doing the same to me for years.



And if you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase
 
2012-11-09 11:10:57 AM

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


I think this has to be the most WTF line I've seen in an article in quite a while: "He refused to disclose the wallet size"

The world must know: What size was the wallet that held the man's genitals?!?!
 
2012-11-09 11:11:04 AM
What, should he have given two or three of them instead? What's the going rate for settling rape disputes these days?
 
2012-11-09 11:11:04 AM
Pakistan?

*checks article*

Pakistan.

You should really pick better allies.
 
2012-11-09 11:11:19 AM
Would a 9-year-old girl fit in a 40-pound box of rape?
 
2012-11-09 11:11:42 AM

MrCheeks: Walker: cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet

DON'T SIT DOWN ON THE WALLET WHATEVER YOU DO!

Paging *bigz2k* to thread 7425809.


I think it was a Hard candy
community.digitalmediaacademy.org
 
2012-11-09 11:12:40 AM
"36 dollars and a nightin jail for pickin flowers....hell you can't hardly win can you....no telling what they'd do if you'd pull an apple"
 
2012-11-09 11:12:45 AM

Bondith: Pakistan?

*checks article*

Pakistan.

You should really pick better allies.


We're drone-striking as fast as we can, OK?
 
2012-11-09 11:13:48 AM
Religious people are so Zany!!!
 
2012-11-09 11:13:50 AM
ya know, if we just stopped exporting food, we could starve out those bastards in 3-5 years. Problem solved.
 
2012-11-09 11:13:51 AM
I much more enjoyed the story about the Angelina Jolie look alike forcing the cab driver to service her.
Emirates247.com has now been bookmarked.
 
2012-11-09 11:14:40 AM
War on women is hell
 
2012-11-09 11:16:52 AM
Last week a couple in Pakistan-administered Kashmir killed their 15-year-old daughter by dousing her with acid for supposedly shaming the family by looking at two boys.

I don't care how many times I read shiat like this. Always boils my blood.
 
2012-11-09 11:17:20 AM
Last week a couple in Pakistan-administered Kashmir killed their 15-year-old daughter by dousing her with acid for supposedly shaming the family by looking at two boys.

What. The. fark.
 
2012-11-09 11:17:32 AM
If Pakistan actually did anything about the barbaric, ignorant, inbred tribal councils the councils would learn to move on to the 15th century. But they don't, so they won't. The farktards kill women as punishment for being raped and the government says that was a bit harsh, d'ya think next time you could just like cut her feet off or something? Medieval coonts.
 
2012-11-09 11:18:33 AM
Go conservative Pakistan...

Wonder why we don't want to keep those traditional values here?
 
2012-11-09 11:19:01 AM

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


That's nuts!
 
2012-11-09 11:19:53 AM
I haven't RTFA yet - Pakistan.

...

Of course.
 
2012-11-09 11:20:10 AM
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Leeds: Religious people are so Zany!!!


The perps will just act all pious say that Allah approves and they'll get away with it.
 
2012-11-09 11:20:41 AM
What's in your wallet?

financialmarketer.com
 
2012-11-09 11:20:49 AM

mortimer_ford: Last week a couple in Pakistan-administered Kashmir killed their 15-year-old daughter by dousing her with acid for supposedly shaming the family by looking at two boys.

I don't care how many times I read shiat like this. Always boils my blood.


Now now, you can't persecute/prosecute people for being religious.

Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2012-11-09 11:22:22 AM

cman: I think I find the secondary story more worthy of a greenlight:


Man arrested carrying nephew's genitals in wallet


Headline: That takes balls
 
2012-11-09 11:22:29 AM
This is a case of "pedophilia is normal in some societies" that makes me think those societies are SICK.

Ayesha was only 6 when the then-elderly prophet Muhammad married her and 9 when he "went in unto her" for the first time. Talk about a bad example to set for the gullible.
 
2012-11-09 11:23:16 AM
Being given a 9 year old sounds like pretty lousy compensation, in any case.
 
2012-11-09 11:24:43 AM

Ambitwistor: Would a 9-year-old girl fit in a 40-pound box of rape?


Yes.

idesigniphone.net
 
2012-11-09 11:25:03 AM
What more would you expect from a country that treats women like cattle? As a matter of fact, I'll bet the cattle are treated better.
 
2012-11-09 11:25:26 AM

Riche: [i181.photobucket.com image 456x296]

What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.


www.indiewire.com

and my wife pretty much stopped watching the show.
 
2012-11-09 11:26:52 AM
And yet, Farkistan welcomes Muslims to America....

/"it's totally cool, these are TAME Wolves..."
 
2012-11-09 11:27:36 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: .Leeds: Religious people are so Zany!!!

The perps will just act all pious say that Allah approves and they'll get away with it.


So true, and it sucks that I'm not surprised.

Do y'all remember when the Taliban was in control in Afghanistan?

Saw a video, they were shooting women en mass at a soccer field.

Cut to local Imam, who was informed/reminded soccer field was paid for by foreign aid so football could be played there.

His response? "Well then, give us the money to build a new place (for executions) and we'll use the soccer field for football."

* epic facepalm*
 
2012-11-09 11:30:50 AM

CptnSpldng: Riche: [i181.photobucket.com image 456x296]

What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.

[www.indiewire.com image 680x478]

and my wife pretty much stopped watching the show.


What show is that, if you don't mind? I can't place it. And one of the episodes of Elfen Lied (anime) has a father sexually abusing his daughter- not even part of a plot line (as far as I could tell - I walked out of the room after that and refused to watch more)- it was just a random scene. Like WTF? Japan, I know you're weird, but that's farked up.

Yea, I want to travel the world someday; cliche, I know. But any place in the Middle East? Hell no. It would be difficult to pass off as a man, and lord knows I wouldn't want to be caught doing that because I am sure that it would be breaking some sort of local law. Pakistan? Iran? Um, no. Couldn't pay me enough.
 
2012-11-09 11:31:08 AM

Bondith: You should really pick better allies.


Our relationship with Pakistan is less about mutual allies and more about "be on our side, or else...". Which is why we walk up to them whenever we want and give them noogies and wrist burns.
 
2012-11-09 11:40:58 AM
steelspinedsoul.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-09 11:43:14 AM
The worker, Arshad, who goes by one name, was accused of involvement in the abduction and rape of landowner Ali Sher's daughter, Khalid said.

24.media.tumblr.com

YOU ARE A VERY BAD MAN! YOU ARE A VERY, VERY BAD MAN!
 
2012-11-09 11:43:17 AM

Anastacya: CptnSpldng: Riche: [i181.photobucket.com image 456x296]

What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.

[www.indiewire.com image 680x478]

and my wife pretty much stopped watching the show.

What show is that, if you don't mind? I can't place it. And one of the episodes of Elfen Lied (anime) has a father sexually abusing his daughter- not even part of a plot line (as far as I could tell - I walked out of the room after that and refused to watch more)- it was just a random scene. Like WTF? Japan, I know you're weird, but that's farked up.

Yea, I want to travel the world someday; cliche, I know. But any place in the Middle East? Hell no. It would be difficult to pass off as a man, and lord knows I wouldn't want to be caught doing that because I am sure that it would be breaking some sort of local law. Pakistan? Iran? Um, no. Couldn't pay me enough.


"Copper" on BBC America. The girl plays a seriously farked-up street whore; emotionally damaged. I hope that the girl they have playing here is a more mature teen who can 'play' adolescent.
 
2012-11-09 11:44:20 AM
ack "playing HER"
 
2012-11-09 11:49:14 AM
Could have been worse,
Could have been praying on a plane.
 
2012-11-09 11:52:43 AM
// Pic only slightly related

img715.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-09 11:57:32 AM
Anastacya:

Yea, I want to travel the world someday; cliche, I know. But any place in the Middle East? Hell no. It would be difficult to pass off as a man, and lord knows I wouldn't want to be caught doing that because I am sure that it would be breaking some sort of local law. Pakistan? Iran? Um, no. Couldn't pay me enough.


Egypt is worth checking out. Just tell everyone you are Canadian and dont wear shorts.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:57 AM

Anastacya: CptnSpldng: Riche: [i181.photobucket.com image 456x296]

What a 9 year old girl being taken into sex slavery may look like.

[www.indiewire.com image 680x478]

and my wife pretty much stopped watching the show.

What show is that, if you don't mind? I can't place it. And one of the episodes of Elfen Lied (anime) has a father sexually abusing his daughter- not even part of a plot line (as far as I could tell - I walked out of the room after that and refused to watch more)- it was just a random scene. Like WTF? Japan, I know you're weird, but that's farked up.


That scene in Elfen Lied pretty much ruined it for me too. I kept on watching just to see if it was going to make sense in the long run (and... erm... it sort of maybe in a way if you look at it sideways does... sort of... stupidly.), but years later it's about the only thing beyond the horns that I can remember about the show since it was so jarring.

re: Girl in Pakistan

I'm not sure there's any way to express the utter disgust I feel about this. About the whole situation, beyond the 9yr old being given away - the father who is being punished by this might be a potential rapist himself and his daughter is being punished for it? WTF?
 
2012-11-09 11:59:02 AM
2 words
Glass parking lots
 
2012-11-09 11:59:05 AM
However...
Giving the rape victim a new 9 year old sister would have been a thoughtful gift.
 
2012-11-09 12:00:17 PM
So uh... know how they don't want us there?

Here's the argument for Western presence in that region.
 
2012-11-09 12:02:51 PM

Leeds: // Pic only slightly related

[img715.imageshack.us image 425x567]


In 4chan the 11 year olds are FREE? Dayyum. What do you get if you send them money? Though that one looks more like 7 or 8 to me; the "work in progress" girl looks more like 11.
 
2012-11-09 12:28:04 PM

trappedspirit: 2 words
Glass parking lots


That would be 3 words....

See what happens when you let an ancient "religion" guide your judgement? The ability to commit acts of barbarism that were common place in the time frame are justified by whatever "holy book" that was read. Stop this shiat. Stop it right now. Until Pakistan can clean up their act, they have no place in a modern world and as far as I am concerned are nothing more than a group of animals.

But there is no justice in the universe, no great karma to right the wrong. Assholes will get away with this until we all evolve as a species and understand the idea of basic human rights and fair treatment for all.
 
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