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2012-11-09 10:07:35 AM
8 votes:
i1231.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 10:06:59 AM
5 votes:

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Revulsion of Independents.
2012-11-09 10:09:21 AM
4 votes:

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


It's the French word for king.
2012-11-09 10:10:18 AM
3 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


who?

i.imgur.com
2012-11-09 10:09:39 AM
3 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


It was like watching an apocalyptic preacher declare that maybe his calculations were off by a few minutes, and that the world would end aaaaaaaaany minute now.

And his own clergy going outside to interview reality. "Hey, Earth, are you still in one piece? Hey Karl, it looks like Earth is still in one piece. Comment?"
2012-11-09 09:44:51 AM
3 votes:
file.walagata.com
2012-11-09 10:24:30 AM
2 votes:

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Rape Or Incest
2012-11-09 10:21:04 AM
2 votes:
Much like Rove, Reince Preibus will probably be discovered in a cornfield dead of an unfortunate heart attack to the back of the brain.
2012-11-09 10:19:32 AM
2 votes:

HeartBurnKid: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Return On Investment.


ROI's for select entities

American Crossroads: 1.29%
Crossroads Grassroots Policy Strategies: 14.40%
US Chamber of Commerce: 6.90%
American Future Fund: 5.57%
Freedomworks for America: 24.51%
National Rifle Association of America Political Victory Fund: 0.81%
National Rifle Association Institute for Legislative Action: 10.25%
Now or Never PAC: 14.30%
Club for Growth Action: 41.37%
Americans for Responsible Leadership: 1.96%

Planned Parenthood Action Fund: 97.82%
Planned Parenthood Votes: 98.58%
Worker's Voice: 76.14%
Women's Vote!: 73.16%
SEIU PEA-Federal: 84.65%
SEIU COPE: 73.99%
Majority PAC: 87.86%

Not bad for a bunch of socialists.
2012-11-09 10:16:08 AM
2 votes:
blogs.sfweekly.com
2012-11-09 11:30:04 AM
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-09 10:56:47 AM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Thinking about Adelson's,Koch's


You bastard! You couldn't have phrased that differently? Mind bleach! STAT!
2012-11-09 10:53:27 AM
1 votes:
Ever since Steele quit the RNC, he's ruined the image and the style that I was used to.

/I heard he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
2012-11-09 10:52:36 AM
1 votes:

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Rove's orifice? Injured.
2012-11-09 10:42:12 AM
1 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: imontheinternet: Priebus

I'm not up on my cool talk. What's this mean?


It's some sort of electric car or something.
2012-11-09 10:32:32 AM
1 votes:

Master of the Flying Guillotine: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Rape Or Incest


Return on Insemination
2012-11-09 10:28:47 AM
1 votes:

Master of the Flying Guillotine: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Rape Or Incest


I've always preferred RAI...
2012-11-09 10:28:01 AM
1 votes:
You know, one one hand, I am kinda sorry I asked such an open-ended question as "what does ROI mean?" but at the same time, boy you farkers are hilarious sometimes

meat0918: Revulsion of Independents.


Lost Thought 00: Retarded Official Infants


Boxcutta: It's spelled "Return on Investment," but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."


Dr.Zom: Rightwing Orifice Insertion.


Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Really Old Idiots


I think "Throatwobbler Mangrove" is my favorite so far. +1 internets to you, sir. Maybe I'll give you a month of TF later ^_^

/TF Fairy awayyyyyy
2012-11-09 10:23:40 AM
1 votes:

theorellior: Much like Rove, Reince Preibus will probably be discovered in a cornfield dead of an unfortunate heart attack to the back of the brain.


They'd probably just tie him down and give him a vodak enema. After his slurred, non-sensical, belligerent speech at the convention I doubt that any police department would bother to investigate a clear case of fatal alcohol poisoning considering the victim's public behaviour.
2012-11-09 10:23:32 AM
1 votes:

digistil: LarryDan43: The 1% all got that way by making brilliant financial decisions. The only way they could have lost is if the other side somehow cheated.

I'm wondering if they'll come to the conclusion that most of the contributions were a waste. I'm also hoping this as well.


Does anyone know what happened on Rove's Conference Call of Sadness and Sorrow yesterday? Is he pooping bilaterally yet?
2012-11-09 10:18:08 AM
1 votes:

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Rightwing Orifice Insertion.

Seriously, all this rightwing Monday morning quarterbacking about Latinos and youth vote is hysterical. They had that guy. They fired him. Nice work, Priebus.
2012-11-09 10:15:49 AM
1 votes:

HeartBurnKid: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Return On Investment.


It's spelled "Return on Investment," but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."
2012-11-09 10:07:36 AM
1 votes:
Why are people so obsessed with scoreboard? All it indicates is who is a winner and who is a loser.
 
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