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2012-11-09 10:27:09 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: The eagerness with which the people who have worked with him have turned on him does seem to indicate that Rove is exactly as much of an asshole as we've always suspected.


I've seen it before. If you're making people money, you can be the biggest douche in the world and folks still love you. However, when you no longer produce, you're replaced very quickly. There is something to be said for being likeable.
 
2012-11-09 10:28:01 AM
You know, one one hand, I am kinda sorry I asked such an open-ended question as "what does ROI mean?" but at the same time, boy you farkers are hilarious sometimes

meat0918: Revulsion of Independents.


Lost Thought 00: Retarded Official Infants


Boxcutta: It's spelled "Return on Investment," but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."


Dr.Zom: Rightwing Orifice Insertion.


Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Really Old Idiots


I think "Throatwobbler Mangrove" is my favorite so far. +1 internets to you, sir. Maybe I'll give you a month of TF later ^_^

/TF Fairy awayyyyyy
 
2012-11-09 10:28:15 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Cletus C.: Why are people so obsessed with scoreboard?

You should try asking all those people that lined up to give Karl Rove that $300,000,000 he burned to get a 1% ROI. Maybe see what Sheldon Adelson thinks about that $50,000,000 he blew on nothing?

/ I don't need a scoreboard to know you're a loser, though


I think we should applaud these guys. Oh sure, you might say that spending hundreds of millions of dollars to try to avoid a potential increase of a couple million dollars in taxes might be a stupid decision. But look at all the graphics artists they helped keep employed, cranking out hilarious hate mail and door hangers. Think about all the commercial directors and voiceover artists they employed.

The truth of the matter is that campaign money doesn't actually affect the way people vote. Nobody answers robocalls, we all fast-forward through campaign ads, and the snail mail never even makes it into the house. The campaigns exist solely as a way to funnel money from rich people to ad agencies.
 
2012-11-09 10:28:20 AM
It's not surprising. Priebus was either stumbling drunk or over-medicated nearly every time he was on air.
 
2012-11-09 10:28:47 AM

Master of the Flying Guillotine: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Rape Or Incest


I've always preferred RAI...
 
2012-11-09 10:32:32 AM

Master of the Flying Guillotine: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Rape Or Incest


Return on Insemination
 
2012-11-09 10:33:26 AM

sprawl15: Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.

It was like watching an apocalyptic preacher declare that maybe his calculations were off by a few minutes, and that the world would end aaaaaaaaany minute now.

And his own clergy going outside to interview reality. "Hey, Earth, are you still in one piece? Hey Karl, it looks like Earth is still in one piece. Comment?"


Megyn Kelly biatchslapped him again yesterday, too. It's been rather hilarious.
 
2012-11-09 10:34:20 AM
I've actually kind of enjoyed listening to Steele on MSNBC over the last few months. Strip away the derp and he's surprisingly honest. Obviously they'll never let him back into the RNC again.
 
2012-11-09 10:35:19 AM

Mentat: HeartBurnKid: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Return On Investment.

ROI's for select entities

American Crossroads: 1.29%
Crossroads Grassroots Policy Strategies: 14.40%
US Chamber of Commerce: 6.90%
American Future Fund: 5.57%
Freedomworks for America: 24.51%
National Rifle Association of America Political Victory Fund: 0.81%
National Rifle Association Institute for Legislative Action: 10.25%
Now or Never PAC: 14.30%
Club for Growth Action: 41.37%
Americans for Responsible Leadership: 1.96%

Planned Parenthood Action Fund: 97.82%
Planned Parenthood Votes: 98.58%
Worker's Voice: 76.14%
Women's Vote!: 73.16%
SEIU PEA-Federal: 84.65%
SEIU COPE: 73.99%
Majority PAC: 87.86%

Not bad for a bunch of socialists.


Goes to show no matter how much money you throw at something in advertisement, if the product you are offering is crap the consumer will reject it.
 
2012-11-09 10:36:02 AM
Funny thing happened on Wednesday: I listened to Talk of the Nation on NPR and heard Howard Dean talk nice about the Republicans and Michael Steele talk nice about the Democrats. I then had to check to see if I stepped into an alternate universe. Nope. FOX NEWS still butthurt. I'm on Earth1.
 
2012-11-09 10:36:23 AM
blacksnob.com
 
2012-11-09 10:36:33 AM

imontheinternet: Priebus


I'm not up on my cool talk. What's this mean?
 
2012-11-09 10:37:42 AM

Dog Welder: sprawl15: Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.

It was like watching an apocalyptic preacher declare that maybe his calculations were off by a few minutes, and that the world would end aaaaaaaaany minute now.

And his own clergy going outside to interview reality. "Hey, Earth, are you still in one piece? Hey Karl, it looks like Earth is still in one piece. Comment?"

Megyn Kelly biatchslapped him again yesterday, too. It's been rather hilarious.


Linkage?
 
2012-11-09 10:37:57 AM

LarryDan43: The 1% all got that way by making brilliant financial decisions. The only way they could have lost is if the other side somehow cheated.


Absolutely. Or the conservatives ran an unelectable candidate who lied constantly running on platforms that most in the country did not support.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:10 AM
I heard some old coot interviewed on NPR this morning, who 'helpfully' explained the new GOP strategy for attracting minority voters. It was essentially, "We got to get us some candidates who look like them, but think like us!"

/not helping, dude
 
2012-11-09 10:38:19 AM

JusticeandIndependence: Priebus


Never mind. I had no idea that was the guy's name.

Reinhold Reince Priebus is the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:12 AM

JusticeandIndependence: imontheinternet: Priebus

I'm not up on my cool talk. What's this mean?


It's some sort of electric car or something.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:53 AM

somedude210: You know, one one hand, I am kinda sorry I asked such an open-ended question as "what does ROI mean?" but at the same time, boy you farkers are hilarious sometimes

meat0918: Revulsion of Independents.

Lost Thought 00: Retarded Official Infants

Boxcutta: It's spelled "Return on Investment," but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

Dr.Zom: Rightwing Orifice Insertion.

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Really Old Idiots

I think "Throatwobbler Mangrove" is my favorite so far. +1 internets to you, sir. Maybe I'll give you a month of TF later ^_^

/TF Fairy awayyyyyy


I'd like to contribute "Rear Orifice Incineration", which I think is how Steele meant it.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:01 AM

MFAWG: Dog Welder: sprawl15: Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.

It was like watching an apocalyptic preacher declare that maybe his calculations were off by a few minutes, and that the world would end aaaaaaaaany minute now.

And his own clergy going outside to interview reality. "Hey, Earth, are you still in one piece? Hey Karl, it looks like Earth is still in one piece. Comment?"

Megyn Kelly biatchslapped him again yesterday, too. It's been rather hilarious.

Linkage?


Linky

This keeps up and my hate fark fantasy might just turn into something a little less demeaning :p
 
2012-11-09 10:44:37 AM

SoupJohnB: I heard some old coot interviewed on NPR this morning, who 'helpfully' explained the new GOP strategy for attracting minority voters. It was essentially, "We got to get us some candidates who look like them, but think like us!"

/not helping, dude


That's all they've learned. Watch out for epic Hispanic butt kissing for the next four years. They think that's all they need to do. And it's all they're going to do.
 
2012-11-09 10:44:45 AM

JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: Priebus

Never mind. I had no idea that was the guy's name.

Reinhold Reince Priebus is the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.


Reinhold? The mere fact that he didn't make his life goal to become a judge shows how much of a deuche he is.

"Please rise for the honorable Judge Reinhold Reince Priebus."
 
2012-11-09 10:45:56 AM
Anybody go to the article Steele linked? It's saying Rinse Pubis' chances at re-election are strong, but the comments are calling for his head.

Guess he's next after they're done picking Karl Rove's corpse clean.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:50 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


Thinking about Adelson's,Koch's etc money going down the drain is my new happy place
 
2012-11-09 10:49:52 AM
How you like me now, RNC?

i38.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-09 10:50:24 AM
www.historyplace.com

Civil War! It's a Civil War everybody! WHOOO HOOO!
 
2012-11-09 10:51:02 AM

Hobodeluxe: Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.

Thinking about Adelson's,Koch's etc money going down the drain is my new happy place


Yeah besides Rove getting his ass handed to him that is my other favorite thing.
 
2012-11-09 10:51:03 AM
blogs.tennessean.com
 
2012-11-09 10:52:36 AM

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Rove's orifice? Injured.
 
2012-11-09 10:53:27 AM
Ever since Steele quit the RNC, he's ruined the image and the style that I was used to.

/I heard he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2012-11-09 10:55:29 AM
Reince Priebus is that uncle that you had growing up that did poppers and molested you. If that guy isn't found with a stash of child porn I'll be seriously surprised.
 
2012-11-09 10:55:54 AM

MrBallou: somedude210: You know, one one hand, I am kinda sorry I asked such an open-ended question as "what does ROI mean?" but at the same time, boy you farkers are hilarious sometimes

meat0918: Revulsion of Independents.

Lost Thought 00: Retarded Official Infants

Boxcutta: It's spelled "Return on Investment," but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove."

Dr.Zom: Rightwing Orifice Insertion.

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Really Old Idiots

I think "Throatwobbler Mangrove" is my favorite so far. +1 internets to you, sir. Maybe I'll give you a month of TF later ^_^

/TF Fairy awayyyyyy

I'd like to contribute "Rear Orifice Incineration", which I think is how Steele meant it.


nice. but you can't get TF from me :D
 
2012-11-09 10:56:12 AM

somedude210: What does ROI mean?


Rape Of Imps
 
2012-11-09 10:56:20 AM

The Martian Manhandler: Mentat: Micheal Steele is so much more awesome now that he's not in charge of anything important.

Absolutely. I respect the hell out of him, even though we disagree on loads of things.


I think it's because he has a sense of humor. That means he's capable of self reflection and accepting of differences. But seriously, he's a legitimately funny dude.
 
2012-11-09 10:56:47 AM

Hobodeluxe: Thinking about Adelson's,Koch's


You bastard! You couldn't have phrased that differently? Mind bleach! STAT!
 
2012-11-09 10:57:16 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Cletus C.: Why are people so obsessed with scoreboard?

You should try asking all those people that lined up to give Karl Rove that $300,000,000 he burned to get a 1% ROI. Maybe see what Sheldon Adelson thinks about that $50,000,000 he blew on nothing?

/ I don't need a scoreboard to know you're a loser, though


It doesn't take much to trigger a rant, as it turns out.
 
2012-11-09 10:57:33 AM

Mentat: Micheal Steele is so much more awesome now that he's not in charge of anything important.


This x 100. He has more credibility then pretty much anyone in the GOP right now.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:16 AM
Right, because the only reason they lost was bad campaign strategy. That must be it, because otherwise everyone LOVED their policy positions and their candidate.
 
2012-11-09 10:59:52 AM
i309.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:03:04 AM

gunga galunga: Rape Of Imps


electrokami.com

Frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2012-11-09 11:04:33 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


This
 
2012-11-09 11:12:11 AM

Master of the Flying Guillotine: somedude210: What does ROI mean?

Rape Or Incest


You sir, win the internets.
 
2012-11-09 11:12:56 AM

kirkage: The burn notice on Karl Rove went out when Megan Kelly scorched him on live TV the night of the election over Ohio.

I'm guessing the higher ups send word down and gave the go ahead once Ohio turned Blue.


No way. There was no way they approved the "These guys used to be right over here. I don't know why they moved them", or "When we did the rehearsal, we lost the sound riiiight here".

Megyn went rogue. Luckily, it was more like "stay on target", and not like Sarah Palin. She was pissed about being treated like an intern. I don't blame her a bit.
 
2012-11-09 11:18:52 AM

Cletus C.: Why are people so obsessed with scoreboard? All it indicates is who is a winner and who is a loser.


Because in today's sports-mentality world, the only thing that is important is whether you win or lose. Doing what is right is irrelevant, good and evil are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that you win. We worship success, even in a villain, and we demonize failure, even in a hero.
 
2012-11-09 11:20:46 AM

iq_in_binary: MFAWG: Dog Welder: sprawl15: Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.

It was like watching an apocalyptic preacher declare that maybe his calculations were off by a few minutes, and that the world would end aaaaaaaaany minute now.

And his own clergy going outside to interview reality. "Hey, Earth, are you still in one piece? Hey Karl, it looks like Earth is still in one piece. Comment?"

Megyn Kelly biatchslapped him again yesterday, too. It's been rather hilarious.

Linkage?

Linky

This keeps up and my hate fark fantasy might just turn into something a little less demeaning :p


When your own coworkers and colleagues turn on you like that, it's an obvious sign that you are an absolutely unpleasant person to be around.
 
2012-11-09 11:30:04 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Watching thew world line up to biatchslap Karl Rove is one of the truly unexpected pleasures of this election cycle.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 11:42:11 AM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Megyn went rogue. Luckily, it was more like "stay on target", and not like Sarah Palin. She was pissed about being treated like an intern. I don't blame her a bit.


She's just lucky it hasn't happened before this. Seriously, with all the blond newsbimbos at FOX News, it's obvious Murdoch, Ailes and all the rest of the C-level guys think of their on-air talent as just so many mouths with tits and ass attached.
 
2012-11-09 11:51:32 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JusticeandIndependence: JusticeandIndependence: Priebus

Never mind. I had no idea that was the guy's name.

Reinhold Reince Priebus is the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Reinhold? The mere fact that he didn't make his life goal to become a judge shows how much of a deuche he is.

"Please rise for the honorable Judge Reinhold Reince Priebus."


His name was Reinhold Reince Priebus, and he deserved it.
 
2012-11-09 11:54:50 AM
Michael Steel = Montez Walker
 
2012-11-09 11:57:07 AM

mgshamster: Cletus C.: Why are people so obsessed with scoreboard? All it indicates is who is a winner and who is a loser.

Because in today's sports-mentality world, the only thing that is important is whether you win or lose. Doing what is right is irrelevant, good and evil are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is that you win. We worship success, even in a villain, and we demonize failure, even in a hero.


This times a million. Politics will soon be indistinguishable from Rollerball. "Kill him!!!"
 
2012-11-09 12:01:19 PM
Oh no he di'int.
 
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