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(Betabeat)   The future of sex: The robots are coming   (betabeat.com) divider line 51
    More: Spiffy, longevity, cognitive robotics, Peter Thiel, robots  
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17017 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2012 at 10:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-09 08:38:28 AM
6 votes:
WD-40 everywhere
2012-11-09 10:24:56 AM
5 votes:
i690.photobucket.com

i690.photobucket.com

/ah the good old days.
2012-11-09 12:43:46 PM
4 votes:
First, I'm glad FISTO was in the top 10 posts Thank you!

Second. You are all a bunch of THREATENING COMMENT #36 NOT FOUND

www.punkasspunk.com
2012-11-09 11:06:57 AM
4 votes:
Well, you know what they say...

Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
2012-11-09 10:45:21 AM
4 votes:
And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

cosplayers.acparadise.com



/ will play "Ghost of a Chance" as their wedding song
2012-11-09 10:40:25 AM
4 votes:
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married
2012-11-09 10:24:23 AM
4 votes:
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Remember them? Hell I just had one reading the article
2012-11-09 10:23:27 AM
4 votes:
i2.listal.com

/ oblig
2012-11-09 11:38:42 AM
3 votes:
i90.photobucket.com

I can foresee a problem when the boyfriend of your pleasure model shows up and demands more life.

i90.photobucket.com
2012-11-09 10:44:26 AM
3 votes:
i4.photobucket.com

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.
2012-11-09 10:42:07 AM
3 votes:
Toss my shiny metal salad!
2012-11-09 10:38:14 AM
3 votes:
www.zap2it.com

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.
2012-11-09 10:27:57 AM
3 votes:
Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!
2012-11-09 04:56:35 PM
2 votes:
cache.gawkerassets.com
2012-11-09 02:37:35 PM
2 votes:
i1125.photobucket.com

/Just sayin'
2012-11-09 11:49:50 AM
2 votes:

PlusCestLaMeme: I already have sex with a robot :(


Mrs. Romney is that you?
2012-11-09 11:41:22 AM
2 votes:
No love for this???

startrekquest.com

Or

vampjac.com


But unfortunately the reality is:

www.technovelgy.com
2012-11-09 10:50:32 AM
2 votes:
Just remember to practice safe hex.
2012-11-09 10:43:31 AM
2 votes:

madgonad: I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys?


Nope, neither have Lamborghinis and $1.5 million Manhattan apartments.
2012-11-09 10:37:25 AM
2 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!


Not a dog person there Dan??
2012-11-09 10:35:46 AM
2 votes:
I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!
2012-11-09 10:34:40 AM
2 votes:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
2012-11-09 10:33:40 AM
2 votes:
timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com

Gigolo Jane, please.
2012-11-09 10:31:18 AM
2 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2012-11-09 10:27:42 AM
2 votes:
creepiest fark linked article ever.
2012-11-09 10:24:45 AM
2 votes:
So a certain TFer's moral quandry regarding whether to buy a Realdoll or an engagement ring was actually prophetic?
2012-11-09 10:04:35 AM
2 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Does not approve.
2012-11-09 11:15:36 PM
1 votes:
cdn2.holytaco.com
2012-11-09 05:01:19 PM
1 votes:

cougs4ever: I can't figure out a woman's parts, and now I have to make a robot cum???!!?


Good luck with that . . .


aren't they basically the same... upload.wikimedia.org 

I wouldn't use the don cornholio cheat... unless you're into that sort of thing...
2012-11-09 04:49:36 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms - especially the hormone-exploding O's we'll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs - are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they'll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They'll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes - this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.


My GOD! Just.... just imagine the size of the beard on that neck!
2012-11-09 03:35:26 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-11-09 01:58:07 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

I'd hit it.
2012-11-09 01:11:16 PM
1 votes:
Actually here is a better question, if the inherent value of a woman's vagina is made worthless by sexbots and artificial wombs will they finally take responsibility for themselves or will they all freeze to death while looking for some to complain to about how cold it is?
2012-11-09 12:41:57 PM
1 votes:
Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!
2012-11-09 12:33:40 PM
1 votes:
came for robot looking like a pig with marital aids stuck all over it speaking german. leaving very disappointed.

www.perrific.com

/hot like a telefunken U47
2012-11-09 12:00:38 PM
1 votes:

Rasraf Mekerk: I'm looking for some sort of magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it.

/plook me now, you savage rascal


www.zeppotron.com

/oh so hot
2012-11-09 11:44:10 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-09 11:13:31 AM
1 votes:

Sum Guye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 336x302]


um, came for Ogasmatron, leaving, er, satisfied.
2012-11-09 11:11:29 AM
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: maxx2112: And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

First of all, I came in here to drop an Archer ref, so I'm glad that's covered.

Secondly, I assume you're a fan of the show, else you wouldn't be dropping that pic. How can a fan of the show not know that Krieger's girlfriend is a hologram? He DID build a sex robot- for Archer, and she's way hotter.


i1089.photobucket.com

When you overanalyze the joke, it ruins it for your coworkers. 



/ head for a zone . . .
2012-11-09 11:06:17 AM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: Slaves2Darkness: Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.

Well I hope that fat chick in your basement trapped in a well is rubbing the lotion on its skin.

I keed---your forgot to make your clone are incapable of reproduction.


Ha! I don't even have a basement. I had to install a privacy fence and dig a 20' deep hole in my back yard to keep my fat chicks in. I did learn that I also needed to put a roof over the hole after the first three drowned.
2012-11-09 10:54:03 AM
1 votes:
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
2012-11-09 10:51:05 AM
1 votes:

maxx2112: [www.zap2it.com image 500x350]

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.


A pair ? ! ?

What about that spaceship with 100 nekkid Boomers on it? ! ?

Now THAT would be an incredible Spanky omelet
2012-11-09 10:42:58 AM
1 votes:
So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.
2012-11-09 10:41:16 AM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Gives "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" a whole new meaning.
2012-11-09 10:39:36 AM
1 votes:
Gimme dat, gimme dat....

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg!!!!!!
2012-11-09 10:39:10 AM
1 votes:
No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!
2012-11-09 10:37:46 AM
1 votes:
I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.
2012-11-09 10:37:30 AM
1 votes:
WTF did I just read?
2012-11-09 10:31:29 AM
1 votes:
2012-11-09 10:27:30 AM
1 votes:
Dear Santa...
2012-11-09 10:24:50 AM
1 votes:
Pass i'll keep my junk away from electronics with the potential to rip it off.

24.media.tumblr.com

//Electro-Gonorrhea is the Noisy Killer
 
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