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2012-11-09 08:38:28 AM
WD-40 everywhere
 
2012-11-09 10:04:35 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Does not approve.
 
2012-11-09 10:21:45 AM
Financing a robot will be cheaper than alimony and child support. Just saying.
 
2012-11-09 10:22:38 AM
knees too sharp.
 
2012-11-09 10:23:27 AM
i2.listal.com

/ oblig
 
2012-11-09 10:24:23 AM
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Remember them? Hell I just had one reading the article
 
2012-11-09 10:24:45 AM
So a certain TFer's moral quandry regarding whether to buy a Realdoll or an engagement ring was actually prophetic?
 
2012-11-09 10:24:50 AM
Pass i'll keep my junk away from electronics with the potential to rip it off.

24.media.tumblr.com

//Electro-Gonorrhea is the Noisy Killer
 
2012-11-09 10:24:56 AM
i690.photobucket.com

i690.photobucket.com

/ah the good old days.
 
2012-11-09 10:27:30 AM
Dear Santa...
 
2012-11-09 10:27:42 AM
creepiest fark linked article ever.
 
2012-11-09 10:27:57 AM
Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!
 
2012-11-09 10:30:10 AM
robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.
 
2012-11-09 10:30:53 AM
1. Go to YouTube.

2. Search for Bjork's "All is full of love" video

3. Profit?

/lezzie robots?
// [iamokwiththis.jpg]
 
2012-11-09 10:31:01 AM
I still jerk off manually.
 
2012-11-09 10:31:18 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-09 10:31:29 AM
 
2012-11-09 10:31:38 AM
The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:05 AM
Also: "Well hello, J.F!"
 
2012-11-09 10:33:05 AM
Alpo 3000:

I still jerk off manually.

Me too.

Robots are for perverts.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:31 AM

Langdon Alger: Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!


I should probably start drinking.....heavily.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:34 AM
The sex robots are coming? I would say they're doing better than my girlfriends did...

/so ronery
 
2012-11-09 10:33:40 AM
timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com

Gigolo Jane, please.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:57 AM
you misspelled coming subby
 
2012-11-09 10:34:40 AM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
 
2012-11-09 10:35:11 AM
This is the best news...EVER.

/threesomes for everyone
 
2012-11-09 10:35:46 AM
I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:36:49 AM
Cherry 2000.

That is all.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:25 AM

Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!


Not a dog person there Dan??
 
2012-11-09 10:37:30 AM
WTF did I just read?
 
2012-11-09 10:37:46 AM
I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:14 AM
www.zap2it.com

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:26 AM
I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks
 
2012-11-09 10:38:59 AM

JackieRabbit: WTF did I just read?


The quote in the middle of the article reads like disturbing sci-fi erotica. And of course it's not attributed to anyone. It's just there.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:10 AM
No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!
 
2012-11-09 10:39:27 AM
I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys? Because if you losers are all going to abandon it for robots, that just leaves more of the real thing for me.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:36 AM
Gimme dat, gimme dat....

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg!!!!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:39:44 AM
blastr.com


/oblig
 
2012-11-09 10:40:25 AM
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married
 
2012-11-09 10:40:30 AM

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Well she didn't want to get all of his oily discharge up in her hooopajew.
 
2012-11-09 10:40:35 AM
Seriously, finally something that's going to go deep in there and not just touch the wrinkled brown!

I LOVE SCIENCE!
 
2012-11-09 10:41:16 AM

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Gives "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" a whole new meaning.
 
2012-11-09 10:41:36 AM

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!


fark that.

I just want one that doesn't biatch about me not letting "her" brush afterward.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:07 AM
Toss my shiny metal salad!
 
2012-11-09 10:42:08 AM
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
...That's what she said.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:38 AM
Great news for basement dwellers everywhere!
 
2012-11-09 10:42:51 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks


Yeah but if she ever asks you if you want to penetrate her, you'd better watch out.

/if robot sex machines become widespread the human race dies off a generation or two later
 
2012-11-09 10:42:58 AM
So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:31 AM

madgonad: I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys?


Nope, neither have Lamborghinis and $1.5 million Manhattan apartments.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:34 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 10:44:12 AM
I'm looking for some sort of magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it.

/plook me now, you savage rascal
 
2012-11-09 10:44:26 AM
i4.photobucket.com

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:01 AM
Well... This actually feels like part of a very subtle marketing campaign...

I had never heard of the Nike Fuel Band before this morning. I saw an ad for it on a website not accessed via Fark, then I see it referenced in the first article I've gone to from Fark.

Okay, away from my weird conspiramarketing theory, does orgasm release anything like the hormones that actual intimate contact generate? I don't know what sparks oxytocin production but I doubt that silicon skin will do the job.

I don't want a sex bot or a smart companion, I'd settle with a mild idiot I could leave to do the housework and organizing my work related books. That would free up more of my time to seek organic sockets to interface with.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:13 AM

ChipNASA: Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!

Not a dog person there Dan??


I wouldn't even have to walk her!

She'd probably even go full tongue...like zero little tongue punches.

She'd gobble it up like it was her best spaghetti meal.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:21 AM
And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

cosplayers.acparadise.com



/ will play "Ghost of a Chance" as their wedding song
 
2012-11-09 10:45:40 AM

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!


Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.
 
2012-11-09 10:46:10 AM

Sum Guye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 336x302]


"I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people."
 
2012-11-09 10:46:33 AM
Sex robots? I'll have a Yuria model 100!
http://mangafox.me/manga/yuria_100_shiki/
 
2012-11-09 10:46:49 AM
Humanity's last invention.
 
2012-11-09 10:47:19 AM
www.monkeypuppet.net

/hot
 
2012-11-09 10:47:27 AM

JackieRabbit: ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.



Yeah you aren't really going to have that conversation after you've had your butt licked while getting a reach around. Even with real girls.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:30 AM
This is so 2008 (see David Levy, Love and Sex with Robots).
 
2012-11-09 10:49:48 AM
"Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: "Is that what you want?"
Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
'Til then, I'll leave her alone."
 
2012-11-09 10:50:32 AM
Just remember to practice safe hex.
 
2012-11-09 10:51:05 AM

maxx2112: [www.zap2it.com image 500x350]

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.


A pair ? ! ?

What about that spaceship with 100 nekkid Boomers on it? ! ?

Now THAT would be an incredible Spanky omelet
 
2012-11-09 10:51:43 AM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 10:52:14 AM

maxx2112: And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .


First of all, I came in here to drop an Archer ref, so I'm glad that's covered.

Secondly, I assume you're a fan of the show, else you wouldn't be dropping that pic. How can a fan of the show not know that Krieger's girlfriend is a hologram? He DID build a sex robot- for Archer, and she's way hotter.
 
2012-11-09 10:52:18 AM
I only want one if it has no legs and a bad lisp
 
2012-11-09 10:53:56 AM
Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.
 
2012-11-09 10:54:03 AM
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
 
2012-11-09 10:54:59 AM
poserorprophet.files.wordpress.com

davecat is on board
 
2012-11-09 10:55:32 AM
No Blade Runner references yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-09 10:57:01 AM
karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:09 AM

HAMMERTOE: Cherry 2000.

That is all.


But pay a little extra for the waterproof option.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:30 AM

StrikitRich: [timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com image 500x325]

Gigolo Jane, please.


Go with the Cherry 2012 or Candy 4 models. I know everybody wants the classic Cherry 2000, but ever since they were discovered to have a fatal flaw that caused them to go on a penis mauling rampage when soap and water were introduced into their systems they have been banned in 76 countries.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:54 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.


Well I hope that fat chick in your basement trapped in a well is rubbing the lotion on its skin.

I keed---your forgot to make your clone are incapable of reproduction.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:22 AM

Just_Dan: JackieRabbit: ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.


Yeah you aren't really going to have that conversation after you've had your butt licked while getting a reach around. Even with real girls.


Getting your butt licked, while getting a reach-around is just raw sex and has nothing to do with "feelings." You don't have the conversation after that. You have it before, so that expectations are properly defined.

Define your own rules, guys. And believe me, there are plenty of women out there who don't want any more bullshiat than you do. Don't cave just to get the pussy part. It isn't worth it.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:22 AM
 
2012-11-09 11:04:25 AM
StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.



Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)
 
2012-11-09 11:06:04 AM

karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)


OMG I
 
2012-11-09 11:06:17 AM

Langdon Alger: Slaves2Darkness: Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.

Well I hope that fat chick in your basement trapped in a well is rubbing the lotion on its skin.

I keed---your forgot to make your clone are incapable of reproduction.


Ha! I don't even have a basement. I had to install a privacy fence and dig a 20' deep hole in my back yard to keep my fat chicks in. I did learn that I also needed to put a roof over the hole after the first three drowned.
 
2012-11-09 11:06:52 AM
Re: humanity's last invention

not so. Humans are ever so greedy. Having one sex robot would certainly be pleasing, but we are not limited to one, now are we? Approximately one week after obtaining your prize, you will begin thinking about what it would be like to be serviced by two such robots which will never get jealous of each other. Unlike human partners, gaining multiples would be feasible for even the least attractive or charismatic among us. There will always be demand for more robots and accessories, which means that we will always have to work in order to fulfill our robot-sex appetities. The rich will have manageries of sexbots and the desire to be rich nd own lots of sexbots will drive innovation.

There is another generative appetite. Many people desire offspring. Even some gay people want offspring. With the advent of sexbots, most children in the first world will be born via artificial insemination in order to fulfill people's desire for offspring. Likeminded people will join together to share the responsibility of creating and raising offspring. The procurement of offspring will be fully severed from the act of sex.
 
2012-11-09 11:06:57 AM
Well, you know what they say...

Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
 
2012-11-09 11:07:29 AM

Znuh: karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)

OMG I


Let's try that again. TIME is my fave album of all time, I absolutely love Jeff Lynne's stuff.
 
2012-11-09 11:09:01 AM
blastr.com 

/hot like a sexbot
 
2012-11-09 11:11:29 AM

grinding_journalist: maxx2112: And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

First of all, I came in here to drop an Archer ref, so I'm glad that's covered.

Secondly, I assume you're a fan of the show, else you wouldn't be dropping that pic. How can a fan of the show not know that Krieger's girlfriend is a hologram? He DID build a sex robot- for Archer, and she's way hotter.


i1089.photobucket.com

When you overanalyze the joke, it ruins it for your coworkers. 



/ head for a zone . . .
 
2012-11-09 11:13:31 AM

Sum Guye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 336x302]


um, came for Ogasmatron, leaving, er, satisfied.
 
2012-11-09 11:23:53 AM
Marginalized men rejoice
 
2012-11-09 11:27:44 AM
Znuh

Znuh: karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)

OMG I

Let's try that again. TIME is my fave album of all time, I absolutely love Jeff Lynne's stuff.


I think I would rate it somewhere around my 6th favorite ELO album - but still a great album,


Eldorado
A New World Record
Electric Light Orchestra
Face the Music
Out of the Blue
Time
 
2012-11-09 11:31:22 AM
The day some asswipe IT dweeb can come home and bang a facsimile of Brooklyn Decker while eating cheetos and a mountain dew is the day humanity ends
 
2012-11-09 11:35:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 11:36:25 AM
I already have sex with a robot :(
 
2012-11-09 11:38:42 AM
i90.photobucket.com

I can foresee a problem when the boyfriend of your pleasure model shows up and demands more life.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:41:22 AM
No love for this???

startrekquest.com

Or

vampjac.com


But unfortunately the reality is:

www.technovelgy.com
 
2012-11-09 11:44:04 AM
Robots? Robots? Can't even seem to program your mom's dildo. There is no setting for Stun.

i55.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:44:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 11:45:52 AM
Woo Hoo!

The GF is already on record saying that "sex with a robot is not cheating". But my suspicion is that she was saying that more for herself than for my benefit. She has mentioned how cool it would be to have a Jude Law gigolo-bot many times.
 
2012-11-09 11:49:50 AM

PlusCestLaMeme: I already have sex with a robot :(


Mrs. Romney is that you?
 
2012-11-09 11:52:59 AM
so...from the article there is this. (NSFW)
 
2012-11-09 11:54:48 AM
Can't believe no one else posted this. Classic. The movie has the very best, 4th wall invading, last line evar. And it was ad-libbed.

Link
 
2012-11-09 11:57:30 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Can't believe no one else posted this. Classic. The movie has the very best, 4th wall invading, last line evar. And it was ad-libbed.

Link


Also here: Link
 
2012-11-09 12:00:38 PM

Rasraf Mekerk: I'm looking for some sort of magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it.

/plook me now, you savage rascal


www.zeppotron.com

/oh so hot
 
2012-11-09 12:12:09 PM

ChipNASA: No love for this???


Mudd's women weren't robots.
 
2012-11-09 12:15:05 PM
All of mankinds achievements have been to impress members of the opposite sex...sports...music...art....or members of the same sex...theater.

/don't date robots!
//I love you Lucy Liu bot
 
2012-11-09 12:20:20 PM
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology

//obscure?
//FZ!
 
2012-11-09 12:32:11 PM
f*ckingmachines.com is awesome
 
2012-11-09 12:33:40 PM
came for robot looking like a pig with marital aids stuck all over it speaking german. leaving very disappointed.

www.perrific.com

/hot like a telefunken U47
 
2012-11-09 12:41:57 PM
Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!
 
2012-11-09 12:43:46 PM
First, I'm glad FISTO was in the top 10 posts Thank you!

Second. You are all a bunch of THREATENING COMMENT #36 NOT FOUND

www.punkasspunk.com
 
2012-11-09 12:46:06 PM

JPINFV: [i4.photobucket.com image 640x360]

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.




Very nice. That had it all--until he died.
 
2012-11-09 12:53:21 PM
People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.
 
2012-11-09 01:00:45 PM

Slives: No Blade Runner references yet? Fark, I am disappoint.


You missed this above your post!

ObscureNameHere

Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-09 10:32:05 AM
Also:
"Well hello, J.F!"
 
2012-11-09 01:08:08 PM

my alt's alt's alt: robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.


Or to the girl scouts I keep in my basement imagination.
 
2012-11-09 01:11:16 PM
Actually here is a better question, if the inherent value of a woman's vagina is made worthless by sexbots and artificial wombs will they finally take responsibility for themselves or will they all freeze to death while looking for some to complain to about how cold it is?
 
2012-11-09 01:12:25 PM

abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.


Yep, but I imagine something that advanced would cost way more than most could afford, unless you want to chance getting a used one.
 
2012-11-09 01:13:10 PM
Sex bots might stop all desire to create, however my money is on more desire to create when people realize there is no need to devote 3/4 of their waking hours to getting pussy/dick when any and all they want is at their finger tips.

Sure the unmotivated will only work enough to keep themselves in batteries/power (not really any different than now), but those that have hobbies outside of getting laid will be able to spend more time on them rather than the drama of finding/keeping a mate.

Once sex is taken out of the human interaction equation, it will most likely allow for more equal deals between the sex's. I predict, ironically, that the fringe ends of the feminism movement will team up with the fundamentalists. The will team up to stop the inevitable, because taking sex out of the equation will lower both group's control over their audiences.
 
2012-11-09 01:14:45 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 636x274]


"Galaxina"?

*does a GIS* Yay me! Saw that one in a drive-in. Was parked next to Fred Flintstone.
 
2012-11-09 01:21:07 PM

HAMMERTOE: Cherry 2000.

That is all.


Jeez took someone long enough to post that.
 
2012-11-09 01:23:36 PM
Will it look like Shirley Manson when it is done... because I am ok with this.

chungkitblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-09 01:25:17 PM
Disappointed, came for this, possibly the creepiest, awesomest, most fetish-fueled movie ever:

utv3.com
www.mediafire.com
www.mediafire.com
i847.photobucket.com

Full movie available for watching, if you want to kill some time and brain cells.
 
2012-11-09 01:30:04 PM

browntimmy: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

Yep, but I imagine something that advanced would cost way more than most could afford, unless you want to chance getting a used one.


As awesome as new things are, most all of us have joyfully farked used and pre-owned women and they've farked well-used us... and everyone has enjoyed it. If it's made with an autoclean, autosterilization, and isn't ripped up and covered in cigarette burns, who's going to care?

/Hell, I bought my car despite the cig burns, I guess that isn't a total dealbreaker.
 
2012-11-09 01:38:03 PM
No mention of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation yet? I am disappoint.

/your plastic pal that's fun to be with
//this as well...
 
2012-11-09 01:45:46 PM

Shaggy_C: The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.


Of course not, we'll keep working on improved sexbots.

/Fark everything, we're doing five tongues.
 
2012-11-09 01:58:07 PM
media.tumblr.com

I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-09 02:09:57 PM
Lot of funny and interesting stuff on this thread...

Since I assume a sexbot would be difficult to do well, wouldn't it be likely to be a luxury good? Really high quality stuff would be extraordinarily expensive, far beyond most people's means? And there would be horrible knockoffs at Wal Mart?

What I'm saying is, dissatisfaction would continue.
 
2012-11-09 02:37:35 PM
i1125.photobucket.com

/Just sayin'
 
2012-11-09 02:41:11 PM
Mute button.
 
2012-11-09 02:42:03 PM
I just want to be the first to say I'm against robosexual marriage. I plan to run for President on that platform.
 
2012-11-09 02:43:31 PM
www.mossmotors.com

well, yeah, I know i said I enjoy 'golden showers', but that's not quite what I had in mind
 
2012-11-09 02:50:01 PM
kind of related... a group called the Futuristic Sex Robots have a very catchy nerdcore tune called F*ck the RIAA.
 
2012-11-09 02:56:30 PM
when they want to keep them like this:
i388.photobucket.com
and still want to have sex with them, then the end is nigh.
 
2012-11-09 03:16:28 PM
I'd like to order my Daffodil, please.
 
2012-11-09 03:29:52 PM
We'll use the Orgasmatron!
 
2012-11-09 03:35:26 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-09 04:29:30 PM

C_Canuk: Sex bots might stop all desire to create, however my money is on more desire to create when people realize there is no need to devote 3/4 of their waking hours to getting pussy/dick when any and all they want is at their finger tips.

Sure the unmotivated will only work enough to keep themselves in batteries/power (not really any different than now), but those that have hobbies outside of getting laid will be able to spend more time on them rather than the drama of finding/keeping a mate.

Once sex is taken out of the human interaction equation, it will most likely allow for more equal deals between the sex's. I predict, ironically, that the fringe ends of the feminism movement will team up with the fundamentalists. The will team up to stop the inevitable, because taking sex out of the equation will lower both group's control over their audiences.


I would agree with that.

Sexbots would sell especially well in the widower market, too. Once the first wife gets hit by a bus or something, why marry again to either a gold-digger or similarly-aged prune?

And the really cool part is the 'bots could be up-sold with increasingly larger holding tanks in their hollow legs, if you know what I mean. It's not like you would want to put your artificial lover in the dishwasher every ten minutes.
 
2012-11-09 04:35:02 PM
I can't figure out a woman's parts, and now I have to make a robot cum???!!?


Good luck with that . . .
 
2012-11-09 04:39:37 PM
Link

"Do You Compute?" - Donnie Iris


Not directly related to robots, but robots have computers in 'em right?
 
2012-11-09 04:41:33 PM
Looks like ill be opening a used sexbot lot one day. "We refurnish them like new!! Vaginas so tight you would swear you are the first owner!"
 
2012-11-09 04:43:38 PM
Instead, how about something living, loving, loyal, cute, smart, and fun to be with...

www.houseofsixten.com

/at least more living, loving, loyal, cute, smart, and fun to be with then my ex ended up being
//that's why she's an ex
 
2012-11-09 04:44:04 PM

uncoveror: Sex robots? I'll have a Yuria model 100!
http://mangafox.me/manga/yuria_100_shiki/


irulan18.files.wordpress.com
Just hold onto the disc.
 
2012-11-09 04:46:47 PM

abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.


And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?
 
2012-11-09 04:47:04 PM
No love for TX from Terminator 3?

Also human-robot relations are an abomination, you got the metal fever boy .
 
2012-11-09 04:49:36 PM
FTFA: Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms - especially the hormone-exploding O's we'll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs - are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they'll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They'll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes - this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.


My GOD! Just.... just imagine the size of the beard on that neck!
 
2012-11-09 04:51:17 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


You can dump her w/o the threat of stabbing. Of course, there is the threat of global thermonuclear war...
 
2012-11-09 04:56:35 PM
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-11-09 04:58:13 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


Trade her in for a new model. Reformat her face/body/personality. See if there is a swap-meet for sexbots.
 
2012-11-09 05:01:19 PM

cougs4ever: I can't figure out a woman's parts, and now I have to make a robot cum???!!?


Good luck with that . . .


aren't they basically the same... upload.wikimedia.org 

I wouldn't use the don cornholio cheat... unless you're into that sort of thing...
 
2012-11-09 05:02:26 PM
It is the distant future...

i.imgur.com

The year 2000!
 
 
2012-11-09 05:23:47 PM
foxyshadis:

Disappointed, came for this, possibly the creepiest, awesomest, most fetish-fueled movie ever:

utv3.com
www.mediafire.com
www.mediafire.com
i847.photobucket.com

Full movie available for watching, if you want to kill some time and brain cells.


Nooooooo thank you. Despite multiple tries, I have either fallen asleep or had to go find other entertainment when watching that. I work with metal too much for that movie to not skeeze me out at points.
 
2012-11-09 05:56:51 PM

Ghastly: FTFA: Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms - especially the hormone-exploding O's we'll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs - are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they'll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They'll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes - this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.

My GOD! Just.... just imagine the size of the beard on that neck!


Never has a blog been more written while the writer more furiously pumped his pocket pussy.
 
2012-11-09 07:04:19 PM

Trocadero: Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?

You can dump her w/o the threat of stabbing.


img641.imageshack.us

Not a good idea.....
 
2012-11-09 07:12:10 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


Steam clean her and break out the For Sale sign.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:03 PM
the Buggles
Link
 
2012-11-09 09:06:02 PM
The saying goes, "If women didn't have vaginas they would be the loneliest creatures on Earth."

If I were to guess, once fembots become very real women are in trouble.
 
2012-11-09 09:56:00 PM

IDKIDC: The saying goes, "If women didn't have vaginas they would be the loneliest creatures on Earth."

If I were to guess, once fembots become very real women are in trouble.


zs1.smbc-comics.com
More likely the other way around.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:50 PM
with sex out of the way, you can now focus on the purity of love...
 
2012-11-09 11:15:36 PM
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-11-10 11:33:19 AM
Meh... Machines have already taken over, they just sort of did it one piece at a time.

I'm in a long-distance relationship, and my sweetie and I have only spent maybe two months together rutting like crazed weasels out of the two years we've been together. But we've been spending time on Skype, and every so often we send each other fun toys that hum or suck or do whatever pleasing thing, and of course we have to watch the recipient do whatever with said prize.

Modern technology is great! 

/ still waiting for the full animatronic real-doll crate to show up at my door.
 
2012-11-11 10:09:33 AM
I had to explain to a 'niece' of mine why men use porn.

1. Women hold out - Imagine that a woman had to have intercourse before she got to talk to someone.

2. Even if women didn't hold out there are always strings.

3. Even if there were no strings, they'd still want variety

4. Even if you were all women at all times, they'd still want total control over how and when they and you were sexual.

5. Even if you could somehow be stringless, all women AND were totally compliant, they might want to do things to you /with you that even they found disgusting outside a selfishly sexual context, and which might cause a long-term mate to reject them.
 
2012-11-11 11:37:40 PM
www.accesshollywood.com

Yeah, yeah...days late
 
2012-11-13 12:44:45 AM

StrikitRich: [www.accesshollywood.com image 400x270]

Yeah, yeah...days late


Robot sex can do that.
 
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