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2012-11-09 07:04:19 PM

Trocadero: Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?

You can dump her w/o the threat of stabbing.


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Not a good idea.....
 
2012-11-09 07:12:10 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


Steam clean her and break out the For Sale sign.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:03 PM
the Buggles
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2012-11-09 09:06:02 PM
The saying goes, "If women didn't have vaginas they would be the loneliest creatures on Earth."

If I were to guess, once fembots become very real women are in trouble.
 
2012-11-09 09:56:00 PM

IDKIDC: The saying goes, "If women didn't have vaginas they would be the loneliest creatures on Earth."

If I were to guess, once fembots become very real women are in trouble.


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More likely the other way around.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:50 PM
with sex out of the way, you can now focus on the purity of love...
 
2012-11-09 11:15:36 PM
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2012-11-10 11:33:19 AM
Meh... Machines have already taken over, they just sort of did it one piece at a time.

I'm in a long-distance relationship, and my sweetie and I have only spent maybe two months together rutting like crazed weasels out of the two years we've been together. But we've been spending time on Skype, and every so often we send each other fun toys that hum or suck or do whatever pleasing thing, and of course we have to watch the recipient do whatever with said prize.

Modern technology is great! 

/ still waiting for the full animatronic real-doll crate to show up at my door.
 
2012-11-11 10:09:33 AM
I had to explain to a 'niece' of mine why men use porn.

1. Women hold out - Imagine that a woman had to have intercourse before she got to talk to someone.

2. Even if women didn't hold out there are always strings.

3. Even if there were no strings, they'd still want variety

4. Even if you were all women at all times, they'd still want total control over how and when they and you were sexual.

5. Even if you could somehow be stringless, all women AND were totally compliant, they might want to do things to you /with you that even they found disgusting outside a selfishly sexual context, and which might cause a long-term mate to reject them.
 
2012-11-11 11:37:40 PM
www.accesshollywood.com

Yeah, yeah...days late
 
2012-11-13 12:44:45 AM

StrikitRich: [www.accesshollywood.com image 400x270]

Yeah, yeah...days late


Robot sex can do that.
 
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