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(Betabeat)   The future of sex: The robots are coming   (betabeat.com) divider line 161
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2012-11-09 11:57:30 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Can't believe no one else posted this. Classic. The movie has the very best, 4th wall invading, last line evar. And it was ad-libbed.

Link


Also here: Link
 
2012-11-09 12:00:38 PM

Rasraf Mekerk: I'm looking for some sort of magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it.

/plook me now, you savage rascal


www.zeppotron.com

/oh so hot
 
2012-11-09 12:12:09 PM

ChipNASA: No love for this???


Mudd's women weren't robots.
 
2012-11-09 12:15:05 PM
All of mankinds achievements have been to impress members of the opposite sex...sports...music...art....or members of the same sex...theater.

/don't date robots!
//I love you Lucy Liu bot
 
2012-11-09 12:20:20 PM
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology

//obscure?
//FZ!
 
2012-11-09 12:32:11 PM
f*ckingmachines.com is awesome
 
2012-11-09 12:33:40 PM
came for robot looking like a pig with marital aids stuck all over it speaking german. leaving very disappointed.

www.perrific.com

/hot like a telefunken U47
 
2012-11-09 12:41:57 PM
Stay away from our women! You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!
 
2012-11-09 12:43:46 PM
First, I'm glad FISTO was in the top 10 posts Thank you!

Second. You are all a bunch of THREATENING COMMENT #36 NOT FOUND

www.punkasspunk.com
 
2012-11-09 12:46:06 PM

JPINFV: [i4.photobucket.com image 640x360]

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.




Very nice. That had it all--until he died.
 
2012-11-09 12:53:21 PM
People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.
 
2012-11-09 01:00:45 PM

Slives: No Blade Runner references yet? Fark, I am disappoint.


You missed this above your post!

ObscureNameHere

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2012-11-09 10:32:05 AM
Also:
"Well hello, J.F!"
 
2012-11-09 01:08:08 PM

my alt's alt's alt: robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.


Or to the girl scouts I keep in my basement imagination.
 
2012-11-09 01:11:16 PM
Actually here is a better question, if the inherent value of a woman's vagina is made worthless by sexbots and artificial wombs will they finally take responsibility for themselves or will they all freeze to death while looking for some to complain to about how cold it is?
 
2012-11-09 01:12:25 PM

abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.


Yep, but I imagine something that advanced would cost way more than most could afford, unless you want to chance getting a used one.
 
2012-11-09 01:13:10 PM
Sex bots might stop all desire to create, however my money is on more desire to create when people realize there is no need to devote 3/4 of their waking hours to getting pussy/dick when any and all they want is at their finger tips.

Sure the unmotivated will only work enough to keep themselves in batteries/power (not really any different than now), but those that have hobbies outside of getting laid will be able to spend more time on them rather than the drama of finding/keeping a mate.

Once sex is taken out of the human interaction equation, it will most likely allow for more equal deals between the sex's. I predict, ironically, that the fringe ends of the feminism movement will team up with the fundamentalists. The will team up to stop the inevitable, because taking sex out of the equation will lower both group's control over their audiences.
 
2012-11-09 01:14:45 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 636x274]


"Galaxina"?

*does a GIS* Yay me! Saw that one in a drive-in. Was parked next to Fred Flintstone.
 
2012-11-09 01:21:07 PM

HAMMERTOE: Cherry 2000.

That is all.


Jeez took someone long enough to post that.
 
2012-11-09 01:23:36 PM
Will it look like Shirley Manson when it is done... because I am ok with this.

chungkitblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-09 01:25:17 PM
Disappointed, came for this, possibly the creepiest, awesomest, most fetish-fueled movie ever:

utv3.com
www.mediafire.com
www.mediafire.com
i847.photobucket.com

Full movie available for watching, if you want to kill some time and brain cells.
 
2012-11-09 01:30:04 PM

browntimmy: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

Yep, but I imagine something that advanced would cost way more than most could afford, unless you want to chance getting a used one.


As awesome as new things are, most all of us have joyfully farked used and pre-owned women and they've farked well-used us... and everyone has enjoyed it. If it's made with an autoclean, autosterilization, and isn't ripped up and covered in cigarette burns, who's going to care?

/Hell, I bought my car despite the cig burns, I guess that isn't a total dealbreaker.
 
2012-11-09 01:38:03 PM
No mention of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation yet? I am disappoint.

/your plastic pal that's fun to be with
//this as well...
 
2012-11-09 01:45:46 PM

Shaggy_C: The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.


Of course not, we'll keep working on improved sexbots.

/Fark everything, we're doing five tongues.
 
2012-11-09 01:58:07 PM
media.tumblr.com

I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-09 02:09:57 PM
Lot of funny and interesting stuff on this thread...

Since I assume a sexbot would be difficult to do well, wouldn't it be likely to be a luxury good? Really high quality stuff would be extraordinarily expensive, far beyond most people's means? And there would be horrible knockoffs at Wal Mart?

What I'm saying is, dissatisfaction would continue.
 
2012-11-09 02:37:35 PM
i1125.photobucket.com

/Just sayin'
 
2012-11-09 02:41:11 PM
Mute button.
 
2012-11-09 02:42:03 PM
I just want to be the first to say I'm against robosexual marriage. I plan to run for President on that platform.
 
2012-11-09 02:43:31 PM
www.mossmotors.com

well, yeah, I know i said I enjoy 'golden showers', but that's not quite what I had in mind
 
2012-11-09 02:50:01 PM
kind of related... a group called the Futuristic Sex Robots have a very catchy nerdcore tune called F*ck the RIAA.
 
2012-11-09 02:56:30 PM
when they want to keep them like this:
i388.photobucket.com
and still want to have sex with them, then the end is nigh.
 
2012-11-09 03:16:28 PM
I'd like to order my Daffodil, please.
 
2012-11-09 03:29:52 PM
We'll use the Orgasmatron!
 
2012-11-09 03:35:26 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-09 04:29:30 PM

C_Canuk: Sex bots might stop all desire to create, however my money is on more desire to create when people realize there is no need to devote 3/4 of their waking hours to getting pussy/dick when any and all they want is at their finger tips.

Sure the unmotivated will only work enough to keep themselves in batteries/power (not really any different than now), but those that have hobbies outside of getting laid will be able to spend more time on them rather than the drama of finding/keeping a mate.

Once sex is taken out of the human interaction equation, it will most likely allow for more equal deals between the sex's. I predict, ironically, that the fringe ends of the feminism movement will team up with the fundamentalists. The will team up to stop the inevitable, because taking sex out of the equation will lower both group's control over their audiences.


I would agree with that.

Sexbots would sell especially well in the widower market, too. Once the first wife gets hit by a bus or something, why marry again to either a gold-digger or similarly-aged prune?

And the really cool part is the 'bots could be up-sold with increasingly larger holding tanks in their hollow legs, if you know what I mean. It's not like you would want to put your artificial lover in the dishwasher every ten minutes.
 
2012-11-09 04:35:02 PM
I can't figure out a woman's parts, and now I have to make a robot cum???!!?


Good luck with that . . .
 
2012-11-09 04:39:37 PM
Link

"Do You Compute?" - Donnie Iris


Not directly related to robots, but robots have computers in 'em right?
 
2012-11-09 04:41:33 PM
Looks like ill be opening a used sexbot lot one day. "We refurnish them like new!! Vaginas so tight you would swear you are the first owner!"
 
2012-11-09 04:43:38 PM
Instead, how about something living, loving, loyal, cute, smart, and fun to be with...

www.houseofsixten.com

/at least more living, loving, loyal, cute, smart, and fun to be with then my ex ended up being
//that's why she's an ex
 
2012-11-09 04:44:04 PM

uncoveror: Sex robots? I'll have a Yuria model 100!
http://mangafox.me/manga/yuria_100_shiki/


irulan18.files.wordpress.com
Just hold onto the disc.
 
2012-11-09 04:46:47 PM

abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.


And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?
 
2012-11-09 04:47:04 PM
No love for TX from Terminator 3?

Also human-robot relations are an abomination, you got the metal fever boy .
 
2012-11-09 04:49:36 PM
FTFA: Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms - especially the hormone-exploding O's we'll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs - are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they'll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They'll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes - this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.


My GOD! Just.... just imagine the size of the beard on that neck!
 
2012-11-09 04:51:17 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


You can dump her w/o the threat of stabbing. Of course, there is the threat of global thermonuclear war...
 
2012-11-09 04:56:35 PM
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-11-09 04:58:13 PM

Mouser: abfalter: People joke. But if I were single and I could purchase a robot that was past the uncanny valley and actually ACTED and SEEMED human to me in a way that was more or less undetectable and I could get one to look like whatever my ideal woman is then you better believe I'd fark the heck out of that toaster every night. And so would most of the guys here.

And when you get bored with her (and you WILL get bored with her sooner or later, no matter how well and creatively she farks you), then what?


Trade her in for a new model. Reformat her face/body/personality. See if there is a swap-meet for sexbots.
 
2012-11-09 05:01:19 PM

cougs4ever: I can't figure out a woman's parts, and now I have to make a robot cum???!!?


Good luck with that . . .


aren't they basically the same... upload.wikimedia.org 

I wouldn't use the don cornholio cheat... unless you're into that sort of thing...
 
2012-11-09 05:02:26 PM
It is the distant future...

i.imgur.com

The year 2000!
 
 
2012-11-09 05:23:47 PM
foxyshadis:

Disappointed, came for this, possibly the creepiest, awesomest, most fetish-fueled movie ever:

utv3.com
www.mediafire.com
www.mediafire.com
i847.photobucket.com

Full movie available for watching, if you want to kill some time and brain cells.


Nooooooo thank you. Despite multiple tries, I have either fallen asleep or had to go find other entertainment when watching that. I work with metal too much for that movie to not skeeze me out at points.
 
2012-11-09 05:56:51 PM

Ghastly: FTFA: Sexbots are coming, and we will cum with them. Three times a week or whatever our physician / longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms - especially the hormone-exploding O's we'll eventually enjoy with carnal cyborgs - are excellent for mental and physical health.

Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they'll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They'll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes - this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.

My GOD! Just.... just imagine the size of the beard on that neck!


Never has a blog been more written while the writer more furiously pumped his pocket pussy.
 
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