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(Betabeat)   The future of sex: The robots are coming   (betabeat.com) divider line 161
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2012-11-09 10:44:12 AM
I'm looking for some sort of magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it.

/plook me now, you savage rascal
 
2012-11-09 10:44:26 AM
i4.photobucket.com

/Really? I'm first with this?
//Hot like a Reaver's reactor core.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:01 AM
Well... This actually feels like part of a very subtle marketing campaign...

I had never heard of the Nike Fuel Band before this morning. I saw an ad for it on a website not accessed via Fark, then I see it referenced in the first article I've gone to from Fark.

Okay, away from my weird conspiramarketing theory, does orgasm release anything like the hormones that actual intimate contact generate? I don't know what sparks oxytocin production but I doubt that silicon skin will do the job.

I don't want a sex bot or a smart companion, I'd settle with a mild idiot I could leave to do the housework and organizing my work related books. That would free up more of my time to seek organic sockets to interface with.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:13 AM

ChipNASA: Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!

Not a dog person there Dan??


I wouldn't even have to walk her!

She'd probably even go full tongue...like zero little tongue punches.

She'd gobble it up like it was her best spaghetti meal.
 
2012-11-09 10:45:21 AM
And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

cosplayers.acparadise.com



/ will play "Ghost of a Chance" as their wedding song
 
2012-11-09 10:45:40 AM

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!


Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.
 
2012-11-09 10:46:10 AM

Sum Guye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 336x302]


"I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people."
 
2012-11-09 10:46:33 AM
Sex robots? I'll have a Yuria model 100!
http://mangafox.me/manga/yuria_100_shiki/
 
2012-11-09 10:46:49 AM
Humanity's last invention.
 
2012-11-09 10:47:19 AM
www.monkeypuppet.net

/hot
 
2012-11-09 10:47:27 AM

JackieRabbit: ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.



Yeah you aren't really going to have that conversation after you've had your butt licked while getting a reach around. Even with real girls.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:30 AM
This is so 2008 (see David Levy, Love and Sex with Robots).
 
2012-11-09 10:49:48 AM
"Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: "Is that what you want?"
Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
'Til then, I'll leave her alone."
 
2012-11-09 10:50:32 AM
Just remember to practice safe hex.
 
2012-11-09 10:51:05 AM

maxx2112: [www.zap2it.com image 500x350]

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.


A pair ? ! ?

What about that spaceship with 100 nekkid Boomers on it? ! ?

Now THAT would be an incredible Spanky omelet
 
2012-11-09 10:51:43 AM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 10:52:14 AM

maxx2112: And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .


First of all, I came in here to drop an Archer ref, so I'm glad that's covered.

Secondly, I assume you're a fan of the show, else you wouldn't be dropping that pic. How can a fan of the show not know that Krieger's girlfriend is a hologram? He DID build a sex robot- for Archer, and she's way hotter.
 
2012-11-09 10:52:18 AM
I only want one if it has no legs and a bad lisp
 
2012-11-09 10:53:56 AM
Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.
 
2012-11-09 10:54:03 AM
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
 
2012-11-09 10:54:59 AM
poserorprophet.files.wordpress.com

davecat is on board
 
2012-11-09 10:55:32 AM
No Blade Runner references yet? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-09 10:57:01 AM
karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:09 AM

HAMMERTOE: Cherry 2000.

That is all.


But pay a little extra for the waterproof option.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:30 AM

StrikitRich: [timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com image 500x325]

Gigolo Jane, please.


Go with the Cherry 2012 or Candy 4 models. I know everybody wants the classic Cherry 2000, but ever since they were discovered to have a fatal flaw that caused them to go on a penis mauling rampage when soap and water were introduced into their systems they have been banned in 76 countries.
 
2012-11-09 10:58:54 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.


Well I hope that fat chick in your basement trapped in a well is rubbing the lotion on its skin.

I keed---your forgot to make your clone are incapable of reproduction.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:22 AM

Just_Dan: JackieRabbit: ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

Q: How do you feel?
Correct A: Like I just came. Goodnight.

Sex and feelings are two different things for males. Make sure she understand that. Sex and feelings are synonymous for females. Make sure you understand that. Then accommodate one another. If she can't do that, you're with the wrong gal.


Yeah you aren't really going to have that conversation after you've had your butt licked while getting a reach around. Even with real girls.


Getting your butt licked, while getting a reach-around is just raw sex and has nothing to do with "feelings." You don't have the conversation after that. You have it before, so that expectations are properly defined.

Define your own rules, guys. And believe me, there are plenty of women out there who don't want any more bullshiat than you do. Don't cave just to get the pussy part. It isn't worth it.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:22 AM
 
2012-11-09 11:04:25 AM
StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.



Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)
 
2012-11-09 11:06:04 AM

karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)


OMG I
 
2012-11-09 11:06:17 AM

Langdon Alger: Slaves2Darkness: Meh, sex bots are so passe. I'm waiting for my fully functional organic sexual toys. These beings will be cloned from the most beautiful people on earth, look and function exactly like humans, but have no rights what so ever as they are engineered beings and not natural creations. As such they fall into the AI law of 2027 where it was clearly stated that no being created by any other means then natural reproduction between one man and one woman can be considered to have inalienable rights under US law. Furthermore any such being will be considered property of their creator to sell or use as they see fit.


/Yes, in other words cloned slaves.

Well I hope that fat chick in your basement trapped in a well is rubbing the lotion on its skin.

I keed---your forgot to make your clone are incapable of reproduction.


Ha! I don't even have a basement. I had to install a privacy fence and dig a 20' deep hole in my back yard to keep my fat chicks in. I did learn that I also needed to put a roof over the hole after the first three drowned.
 
2012-11-09 11:06:52 AM
Re: humanity's last invention

not so. Humans are ever so greedy. Having one sex robot would certainly be pleasing, but we are not limited to one, now are we? Approximately one week after obtaining your prize, you will begin thinking about what it would be like to be serviced by two such robots which will never get jealous of each other. Unlike human partners, gaining multiples would be feasible for even the least attractive or charismatic among us. There will always be demand for more robots and accessories, which means that we will always have to work in order to fulfill our robot-sex appetities. The rich will have manageries of sexbots and the desire to be rich nd own lots of sexbots will drive innovation.

There is another generative appetite. Many people desire offspring. Even some gay people want offspring. With the advent of sexbots, most children in the first world will be born via artificial insemination in order to fulfill people's desire for offspring. Likeminded people will join together to share the responsibility of creating and raising offspring. The procurement of offspring will be fully severed from the act of sex.
 
2012-11-09 11:06:57 AM
Well, you know what they say...

Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
 
2012-11-09 11:07:29 AM

Znuh: karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)

OMG I


Let's try that again. TIME is my fave album of all time, I absolutely love Jeff Lynne's stuff.
 
2012-11-09 11:09:01 AM
blastr.com 

/hot like a sexbot
 
2012-11-09 11:11:29 AM

grinding_journalist: maxx2112: And here's the inventor, Dr. Krieger, with a working prototype . . .

First of all, I came in here to drop an Archer ref, so I'm glad that's covered.

Secondly, I assume you're a fan of the show, else you wouldn't be dropping that pic. How can a fan of the show not know that Krieger's girlfriend is a hologram? He DID build a sex robot- for Archer, and she's way hotter.


i1089.photobucket.com

When you overanalyze the joke, it ruins it for your coworkers. 



/ head for a zone . . .
 
2012-11-09 11:13:31 AM

Sum Guye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 336x302]


um, came for Ogasmatron, leaving, er, satisfied.
 
2012-11-09 11:23:53 AM
Marginalized men rejoice
 
2012-11-09 11:27:44 AM
Znuh

Znuh: karnal: StarshipAngel

karnal Is that what you want?

/I actually liked that ELO album, but its the one everyone seems to forget, unless they're watching the old DAICON video.


Time's a great album - much better than their Xanadu soundtrack and unfairly overshadowed by Discovery. :)

OMG I

Let's try that again. TIME is my fave album of all time, I absolutely love Jeff Lynne's stuff.


I think I would rate it somewhere around my 6th favorite ELO album - but still a great album,


Eldorado
A New World Record
Electric Light Orchestra
Face the Music
Out of the Blue
Time
 
2012-11-09 11:31:22 AM
The day some asswipe IT dweeb can come home and bang a facsimile of Brooklyn Decker while eating cheetos and a mountain dew is the day humanity ends
 
2012-11-09 11:35:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 11:36:25 AM
I already have sex with a robot :(
 
2012-11-09 11:38:42 AM
i90.photobucket.com

I can foresee a problem when the boyfriend of your pleasure model shows up and demands more life.

i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:41:22 AM
No love for this???

startrekquest.com

Or

vampjac.com


But unfortunately the reality is:

www.technovelgy.com
 
2012-11-09 11:44:04 AM
Robots? Robots? Can't even seem to program your mom's dildo. There is no setting for Stun.

i55.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 11:44:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 11:45:52 AM
Woo Hoo!

The GF is already on record saying that "sex with a robot is not cheating". But my suspicion is that she was saying that more for herself than for my benefit. She has mentioned how cool it would be to have a Jude Law gigolo-bot many times.
 
2012-11-09 11:49:50 AM

PlusCestLaMeme: I already have sex with a robot :(


Mrs. Romney is that you?
 
2012-11-09 11:52:59 AM
so...from the article there is this. (NSFW)
 
2012-11-09 11:54:48 AM
Can't believe no one else posted this. Classic. The movie has the very best, 4th wall invading, last line evar. And it was ad-libbed.

Link
 
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