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SmackLT		2012-11-09 08:38:28 AM

WD-40 everywhere

Sybarite		2012-11-09 10:04:35 AM

Does not approve.

Hot Carl To Go		2012-11-09 10:21:45 AM

Financing a robot will be cheaper than alimony and child support. Just saying.

vegasj		2012-11-09 10:22:38 AM

knees too sharp.

pute kisses like a man		2012-11-09 10:23:27 AM

/ oblig

kvinesknows		2012-11-09 10:24:23 AM

"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Remember them? Hell I just had one reading the article

cgraves67		2012-11-09 10:24:45 AM

So a certain TFer's moral quandry regarding whether to buy a Realdoll or an engagement ring was actually prophetic?

Expolaris		2012-11-09 10:24:50 AM

Pass i'll keep my junk away from electronics with the potential to rip it off.

24.media.tumblr.com

//Electro-Gonorrhea is the Noisy Killer

ChipNASA		2012-11-09 10:24:56 AM

/ah the good old days.

Eddie Adams from Torrance		2012-11-09 10:27:30 AM

Dear Santa...

Father_Jack		2012-11-09 10:27:42 AM

creepiest fark linked article ever.

Langdon Alger		2012-11-09 10:27:57 AM

Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!

my alt's alt's alt		2012-11-09 10:30:10 AM

robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.

ObscureNameHere		2012-11-09 10:30:53 AM

1. Go to YouTube.

2. Search for Bjork's "All is full of love" video

3. Profit?

/lezzie robots?
// [iamokwiththis.jpg]

Alpo 3000		2012-11-09 10:31:01 AM

I still jerk off manually.

darth_badger		2012-11-09 10:31:18 AM

ChipNASA		2012-11-09 10:31:29 AM

Father_Jack: creepiest fark linked article ever.

Not even close.....

Dog....Sex......daycare center.....dead dog......girlfriend's dog.....etc.

Shaggy_C		2012-11-09 10:31:38 AM

The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.

ObscureNameHere		2012-11-09 10:32:05 AM

Also: "Well hello, J.F!"

The One True TheDavid		2012-11-09 10:33:05 AM

Alpo 3000:

I still jerk off manually.

Me too.

Robots are for perverts.

Langdon Alger		2012-11-09 10:33:31 AM

Langdon Alger: Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!

I should probably start drinking.....heavily.

unchellmatt		2012-11-09 10:33:34 AM

The sex robots are coming? I would say they're doing better than my girlfriends did...

/so ronery

StrikitRich		2012-11-09 10:33:40 AM

Gigolo Jane, please.

phil her craken		2012-11-09 10:33:57 AM

you misspelled coming subby

probesport		2012-11-09 10:34:40 AM

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Just_Dan		2012-11-09 10:35:11 AM

This is the best news...EVER.

/threesomes for everyone

Just_Dan		2012-11-09 10:35:46 AM

I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!

HAMMERTOE		2012-11-09 10:36:49 AM

Cherry 2000.

That is all.

ChipNASA		2012-11-09 10:37:25 AM

Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!

Not a dog person there Dan??

JackieRabbit		2012-11-09 10:37:30 AM

WTF did I just read?

Treygreen13		2012-11-09 10:37:46 AM

I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.

maxx2112		2012-11-09 10:38:14 AM

Yes, I'll take a pair.

/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-11-09 10:38:26 AM

I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks

Treygreen13		2012-11-09 10:38:59 AM

JackieRabbit: WTF did I just read?

The quote in the middle of the article reads like disturbing sci-fi erotica. And of course it's not attributed to anyone. It's just there.

ElVee		2012-11-09 10:39:10 AM

No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

madgonad		2012-11-09 10:39:27 AM

I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys? Because if you losers are all going to abandon it for robots, that just leaves more of the real thing for me.

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-11-09 10:39:36 AM

Gimme dat, gimme dat....

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg!!!!!!

ggecko		2012-11-09 10:39:44 AM

/oblig

Cheron		2012-11-09 10:40:25 AM

"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married

Famous Thamas		2012-11-09 10:40:30 AM

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.

Well she didn't want to get all of his oily discharge up in her hooopajew.

Just_Dan		2012-11-09 10:40:35 AM

Seriously, finally something that's going to go deep in there and not just touch the wrinkled brown!

I LOVE SCIENCE!

ciberido		2012-11-09 10:41:16 AM

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.

Gives "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" a whole new meaning.

Just_Dan		2012-11-09 10:41:36 AM

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

fark that.

I just want one that doesn't biatch about me not letting "her" brush afterward.

Your Zionist Leader		2012-11-09 10:42:07 AM

Toss my shiny metal salad!

macdaddy357		2012-11-09 10:42:08 AM

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
...That's what she said.

jjwars1		2012-11-09 10:42:38 AM

Great news for basement dwellers everywhere!

Bendal		2012-11-09 10:42:51 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks

Yeah but if she ever asks you if you want to penetrate her, you'd better watch out.

/if robot sex machines become widespread the human race dies off a generation or two later

CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE		2012-11-09 10:42:58 AM

So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.