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(Betabeat)   The future of sex: The robots are coming   (betabeat.com) divider line 161
    More: Spiffy, longevity, cognitive robotics, Peter Thiel, robots  
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2012-11-09 08:38:28 AM  
WD-40 everywhere
 
2012-11-09 10:04:35 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Does not approve.
 
2012-11-09 10:21:45 AM  
Financing a robot will be cheaper than alimony and child support. Just saying.
 
2012-11-09 10:22:38 AM  
knees too sharp.
 
2012-11-09 10:23:27 AM  
i2.listal.com

/ oblig
 
2012-11-09 10:24:23 AM  
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Remember them? Hell I just had one reading the article
 
2012-11-09 10:24:45 AM  
So a certain TFer's moral quandry regarding whether to buy a Realdoll or an engagement ring was actually prophetic?
 
2012-11-09 10:24:50 AM  
Pass i'll keep my junk away from electronics with the potential to rip it off.

24.media.tumblr.com

//Electro-Gonorrhea is the Noisy Killer
 
2012-11-09 10:24:56 AM  
i690.photobucket.com

i690.photobucket.com

/ah the good old days.
 
2012-11-09 10:27:30 AM  
Dear Santa...
 
2012-11-09 10:27:42 AM  
creepiest fark linked article ever.
 
2012-11-09 10:27:57 AM  
Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!
 
2012-11-09 10:30:10 AM  
robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.
 
2012-11-09 10:30:53 AM  
1. Go to YouTube.

2. Search for Bjork's "All is full of love" video

3. Profit?

/lezzie robots?
// [iamokwiththis.jpg]
 
2012-11-09 10:31:01 AM  
I still jerk off manually.
 
2012-11-09 10:31:18 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-09 10:31:29 AM  
 
2012-11-09 10:31:38 AM  
The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:05 AM  
Also: "Well hello, J.F!"
 
2012-11-09 10:33:05 AM  
Alpo 3000:

I still jerk off manually.

Me too.

Robots are for perverts.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:31 AM  

Langdon Alger: Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!


I should probably start drinking.....heavily.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:34 AM  
The sex robots are coming? I would say they're doing better than my girlfriends did...

/so ronery
 
2012-11-09 10:33:40 AM  
timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com

Gigolo Jane, please.
 
2012-11-09 10:33:57 AM  
you misspelled coming subby
 
2012-11-09 10:34:40 AM  
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
 
2012-11-09 10:35:11 AM  
This is the best news...EVER.

/threesomes for everyone
 
2012-11-09 10:35:46 AM  
I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:36:49 AM  
Cherry 2000.

That is all.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:25 AM  

Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!


Not a dog person there Dan??
 
2012-11-09 10:37:30 AM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2012-11-09 10:37:46 AM  
I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:14 AM  
www.zap2it.com

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.
 
2012-11-09 10:38:26 AM  
I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks
 
2012-11-09 10:38:59 AM  

JackieRabbit: WTF did I just read?


The quote in the middle of the article reads like disturbing sci-fi erotica. And of course it's not attributed to anyone. It's just there.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:10 AM  
No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!
 
2012-11-09 10:39:27 AM  
I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys? Because if you losers are all going to abandon it for robots, that just leaves more of the real thing for me.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:36 AM  
Gimme dat, gimme dat....

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg!!!!!!
 
2012-11-09 10:39:44 AM  
blastr.com


/oblig
 
2012-11-09 10:40:25 AM  
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married
 
2012-11-09 10:40:30 AM  

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Well she didn't want to get all of his oily discharge up in her hooopajew.
 
2012-11-09 10:40:35 AM  
Seriously, finally something that's going to go deep in there and not just touch the wrinkled brown!

I LOVE SCIENCE!
 
2012-11-09 10:41:16 AM  

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Gives "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" a whole new meaning.
 
2012-11-09 10:41:36 AM  

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!


fark that.

I just want one that doesn't biatch about me not letting "her" brush afterward.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:07 AM  
Toss my shiny metal salad!
 
2012-11-09 10:42:08 AM  
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
...That's what she said.
 
2012-11-09 10:42:38 AM  
Great news for basement dwellers everywhere!
 
2012-11-09 10:42:51 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks


Yeah but if she ever asks you if you want to penetrate her, you'd better watch out.

/if robot sex machines become widespread the human race dies off a generation or two later
 
2012-11-09 10:42:58 AM  
So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:31 AM  

madgonad: I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys?


Nope, neither have Lamborghinis and $1.5 million Manhattan apartments.
 
2012-11-09 10:43:34 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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