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(My Fox Orlando)   Bad bar pick-up line: I'm a modeling agent and need a foot model. Fark: Co-ed falls for it   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 35
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2012-11-09 12:00:15 PM  
What a heel.
 
2012-11-09 12:00:34 PM  
You want a foot? I can get you a foot, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
 
2012-11-09 12:01:37 PM  
George Costanza would not have fallen for it.
 
2012-11-09 12:02:09 PM  
Foot Fetish Attack. What is he a shiat-zu?
 
2012-11-09 12:02:53 PM  
www.sportsgrid.com
 
2012-11-09 12:03:20 PM  
Don't judge. She was his sole mate.
 
2012-11-09 12:03:48 PM  
What is a "co-ed"? What a stupid term.
 
2012-11-09 12:05:57 PM  
I'm looking for a money model. Do you have a Benjamin handy?
 
2012-11-09 12:06:03 PM  
How messed up was your childhood that you need to rub your wang on some random chick's foot to get off?
 
2012-11-09 12:06:49 PM  
dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.
 
2012-11-09 12:07:22 PM  
I think I found pic of the gal...

www.bogoboo.com
 
2012-11-09 12:11:11 PM  

kvinesknows: dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.


buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...
[nastyfarkingthing.jpg]


kvinesknows, looks like God caught you pulling money from the collection plate or pissing in the holy water.
 
2012-11-09 12:12:29 PM  
Jizzed on a womans foot. Dudes so easy no woman would want him anyway.
 
2012-11-09 12:12:59 PM  

buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...

[www.bogoboo.com image 400x300]


images2.mtv.com

Stop. Hammertoe!
 
2012-11-09 12:13:19 PM  

Begoggle: What is a "co-ed"? What a stupid term.


co·ed or co-ed (k d ) Informal. n. A woman who attends a coeducational college or university.
 
2012-11-09 12:13:26 PM  
Why would anyone be interested in feet? They are sweaty, stinky part of the female anat..... oh yeah. Never mind.
 
2012-11-09 12:14:06 PM  
www.deviantart.com 

/fell for it also
 
2012-11-09 12:23:11 PM  

Odd Bird: kvinesknows: dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.

buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...
[nastyfarkingthing.jpg]

kvinesknows, looks like God caught you pulling money from the collection plate or pissing in the holy water.


yeah.. I am doing a fair bit of sole searching right now for sure.
 
2012-11-09 12:23:18 PM  
Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.
 
2012-11-09 12:24:22 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.


really? this actually works?

(starts creating a fake business card)
 
2012-11-09 12:26:34 PM  
Man a foot fetish would be awesome. Imagine seeing bare boobs everywhere. That's what it must be like for people with foot fetishes
 
2012-11-09 12:26:46 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.


I'm searching for a boobies model. Please submit samples of your work to my e-mail address.
 
2012-11-09 12:29:56 PM  
"Uh, I know I'm just a beginner, and you're, like, a professional photographer and all, but I don't understand why I have to take, like, all my clothes off if you're just photographing my feet?"
 
2012-11-09 12:52:22 PM  
img835.imageshack.us

^ His favorite Linux desktop.
 
2012-11-09 12:54:17 PM  
TFA
led her to his car where he exposed himself and then touched his genitals with the woman's foot.

At the point of "exposed himself", she should have been more than willing to touch his genitals with her foot or knee.
 
2012-11-09 01:33:32 PM  

FrancoFile: How messed up was your childhood that you need to rub your wang on some random chick's foot to get off?


Don't judge me dude!
 
2012-11-09 01:58:43 PM  
I've had better luck using the pickup line "You and I are going to have sex tonight. It's completely up to you if you're also going to be raped." Works like a charm every time!


///Don't get butthurt farkettes, I'm kidding
 
2012-11-09 02:24:11 PM  
I'm thinking if there's DNA on her foot...

that went on a little longer than just a flash. Is she claiming foot rape?
 
2012-11-09 03:03:03 PM  
Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?
 
2012-11-09 03:18:42 PM  

bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?


(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....
 
2012-11-09 03:26:39 PM  
Came for King of the Hill reference...leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-09 03:31:35 PM  
i50.tinypic.com.
 
2012-11-09 07:59:09 PM  

kvinesknows: bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?

(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....


What were you two doing at a bath house if you are grossed out by floor jizz? I am honestly curious.
 
2012-11-09 11:01:23 PM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: kvinesknows: bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?

(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....

What were you two doing at a bath house if you are grossed out by floor jizz? I am honestly curious.


watching a lady getgangbanged and then farking like crazy in the doctors office while people watched through the window
 
2012-11-11 04:03:52 AM  
Came for QT references, leaving disappointed.
 
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