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(Yahoo)   Women encouraged to face their fears by skydiving in their underwear...yeah I'm OK with that (bonus: pics and video)   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 83
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2012-11-09 10:50:14 AM  
Wow, they're such free-spirited adventurers who aren't at all attention whoring to get some free advertising for their business.
 
2012-11-09 11:05:11 AM  
Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.
 
2012-11-09 11:11:48 AM  
I don't expect any massive change happening out of this, but I would love for it to have a ripple effect."

It sounds as though it would, yeah.
 
2012-11-09 12:56:32 PM  
From the comments section: Great ! Now they'll be running those commercials about panty liners with WINGS again.

Lulz.
 
2012-11-09 12:57:02 PM  

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be. At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.


The inverted boob thing made me very sad the first time I saw it.
 
2012-11-09 12:57:05 PM  

"When we landed, it just hit us how powerful the experience
ground was," Gallegos said.
 
2012-11-09 12:57:56 PM  
But where's their third friend? Did they jump without Annette?
 
2012-11-09 12:59:14 PM  
So brave.
 
2012-11-09 01:01:44 PM  
attention whores did what now?
 
2012-11-09 01:02:07 PM  

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.


There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.
 
2012-11-09 01:02:08 PM  
God bless their little hearts.
 
2012-11-09 01:02:59 PM  

Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.


Shut up both of you.

No one cares. Women in underwear.

We need pics of that kind of stuff.
 
2012-11-09 01:03:53 PM  
I can haz thread with pics of women in underwear?
 
2012-11-09 01:04:00 PM  

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be. 


I think I've seen that video.
 
2012-11-09 01:04:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 01:04:22 PM  
This article is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-11-09 01:05:34 PM  
Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!
 
2012-11-09 01:08:35 PM  
Text up on top of the video: "What do you feel about this article?"
 
2012-11-09 01:10:27 PM  
It's kind of amusing when women (or men for that matter) do something in their underwear and act as if it's some sort of daring, risque behavior. Those same people could have easily been at a beach the week prior wearing something far more revealing and surrounded by far more people and not given it a second thought.
 
2012-11-09 01:12:52 PM  

Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.


For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.
 
2012-11-09 01:13:17 PM  
Thanks for the autoplay video dick!
 
2012-11-09 01:14:18 PM  
If course they have to wear underwear, otherwise the deep whistling sound as the fell would be deafening.
 
2012-11-09 01:14:53 PM  
*they

/grumble
 
2012-11-09 01:16:00 PM  

brap: The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.


I thought the bum was consider the emergency chute?
 
2012-11-09 01:20:35 PM  
One of the jumpers, Rachel Elizabeth Murray...

Yes please!!
 
2012-11-09 01:20:50 PM  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


Wonder if that sounds like someone giving a raspberry?
 
2012-11-09 01:22:50 PM  

deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.


The sheep survived or your friend?
 
2012-11-09 01:23:55 PM  
A tandem jump is for puss....wimps.
 
2012-11-09 01:24:11 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: "When we landed, it just hit us how powerful the experience ground was," Gallegos said.


Airgasm?
 
2012-11-09 01:26:39 PM  

CJHardin: Thanks for the autoplay video dick!


You mean the incredibly loud autoplay video that starts off sounding like a porno?
 
2012-11-09 01:27:13 PM  
FTFA- Each of the women participating in the jump has lived through something traumatic, such as a death in the family, coping with being a rape victim, or overcoming an eating disorder. They're coming together to find ways to put those difficult times behind them.

"All these women have terrific stories," Hoffman told ABCNews.com.

?????? sicissor scissor scissor scissor
 
2012-11-09 01:28:18 PM  
pegasusnews.com
 
2012-11-09 01:29:17 PM  

spectrum17: Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!

Wonder if that sounds like someone giving a raspberry?


1) Place finger between lips (of your mouth, perv)
2) Move finger up and down rapidly while exhaling and watching that gif again
3) Wonder no more.
 
2012-11-09 01:29:27 PM  
And wow! they did it on camera! Whodathunkit?

Way to conquer your fears, ladies.
 
2012-11-09 01:31:37 PM  

blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?


Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.
 
2012-11-09 01:36:55 PM  
New series on Bravo: Nude Lesbian muffSkydiving
 
2012-11-09 01:37:16 PM  
I can just imagine the conversation while they all fly tandem
"HEY, CAN YOU ADJUST THE HARNESS? ITS POKING ME A BIT"
"SORRY LADY, THAT'S SOME ADRENALINE FUELED WOOD RIGHT THERE, NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL I PULL THE CORD"
 
2012-11-09 01:37:35 PM  
If I saw nude women falling from the sky my first thought would be the world ended and I was in heaven.
 
2012-11-09 01:39:07 PM  

deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.


Mint sauce? Yuck. Lots and lots of garlic is much better.

A friend of mine was a big-time skydiver. He was on the national canopy relative work team for several years. The local DZ was Perris Valley. One time a n00b had a malfunction and cut it away and for some unkown reason (execpt to him, maybe, and he's not telling) the guy never pulled the reserve. He bounced with fatal consequences. For the rest of the weekend the skydivers posed for pictures of themselves laying in the andromorphic crater. This was back around '82.
 
2012-11-09 01:41:09 PM  

Ashrams: If I saw nude women falling from the sky my first thought would be the world ended and I was in heaven.


img600.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-09 01:42:52 PM  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:


Oh, good, I was waiting for that gif. Another way of thinking about the sound is the snapping of a flag in a stiff breeze.
 
2012-11-09 01:45:31 PM  

angry_scientist: FTFA- Each of the women participating in the jump has lived through something traumatic, such as a death in the family, coping with being a rape victim, or overcoming an eating disorder. They're coming together to find ways to put those difficult times behind them.

"All these women have terrific stories," Hoffman told ABCNews.com.

?????? sicissor scissor scissor scissor


By those standards, everyone on earth not living in a bubble would qualify as having lived a traumatic life.

/Death in the family? Really?

deffuse: /Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.


That sounds like the punchline to the best or worst telling of the Aristocrats ever.
 
2012-11-09 01:46:07 PM  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


I can only imagine the magnitude of the queef that followed.
 
2012-11-09 01:47:32 PM  
I was going to make a joke about the underwear muffling the whistling noise, but after seeing Slackfumasta's gif I'll have to re-consider the sound. Perhaps an Ian Anderson solo?
 
2012-11-09 01:47:59 PM  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


beat me to it
 
2012-11-09 01:49:39 PM  
Mmm. I love sitting through a 30 second commercial only to be told afterwards that the requested video is no longer available.
 
2012-11-09 01:58:32 PM  
If the guys that took them could have heard that video's audio track before the jump, I believe they'd have cut them lose at 1,500 ft.
 
2012-11-09 02:01:19 PM  

deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.


Same question applies: the sheep, or your friend?
 
2012-11-09 02:03:08 PM  

brimed03: deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.

Same question applies: the sheep, or your friend?


Put it this way, kept finding bits of wool and canopy rope in my teeth.
 
2012-11-09 02:03:58 PM  
She dropped 40,000 feet and forgot to show her tits
 
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