"If I was a shonk I'd tell you yes," he said.

Not knowing what a shonk was, I turned to urban dictionary. This was perhaps a mistake. A "shonk" is:

-A broken penis
-A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
-A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
-to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
-a Jew.
-The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment

So yeah, still confused. I think he meant "broken penis" though.