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2012-11-09 01:08:10 PM  
I'm punching my octopus right now.
 
2012-11-09 01:30:28 PM  
Rule 34. No exceptions.
 
2012-11-09 01:31:49 PM  

Sybarite: I'm punching my octopus right now.


It has 8 arms?!?!?

I'm SO using this euphemism from now on.

/goes to Urban Dictionary...*add* "punching the octopus".
 
2012-11-09 01:32:31 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2012-11-09 01:33:37 PM  
Bah, I've been punching octopuses/octopi since before it became 'trendy'.
 
2012-11-09 01:35:26 PM  

GoldDude: Bah, I've been punching octopuses/octopi since before it became 'trendy'.


Octopodes.
 
2012-11-09 01:36:05 PM  
"I didn't know they were so beloved, or I wouldn't have done it,"

They aren't. And people don't really care nearly as much as their shrill cries of outrage would lead you to believe. Lay low for a week or so. The east coast hurricane and the recent election should shroud you in white noise until this all blows over.

/Hunting octopus?
//STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
 
2012-11-09 01:40:20 PM  
Littering and,
littering and,
littering and...
punching the octopus.
 
2012-11-09 01:40:42 PM  
I've already punched my octupus twice this morning in the stall at work.
 
2012-11-09 01:40:46 PM  

ChipNASA: Sybarite: I'm punching my octopus right now.

It has 8 arms?!?!?



Japanese dig me.
 
2012-11-09 01:41:08 PM  

Gordon Bennett: GoldDude: Bah, I've been punching octopuses/octopi since before it became 'trendy'.

Octopodes.


Etymology and pluralization 

The term "octopus" is from Greek ὀκτάπους[39][40] (oktapous, "eight-footed"), with traditional plural forms "octopuses" (pronounced /ˈɒktəpʊsɪz/) from English grammar and "octopodes" (pronounced /ɒkˈtɒpədiːz/) from the Greek. Currently, "octopuses" is the most common form in both the US and the UK. The term "octopod" (plural: "octopods" or "octopodes") is taken from the taxonomic order Octopoda, but has no classical equivalent. The collective plural "octopus" is usually reserved for animals consumed for food.[citation needed]

Some authorities consider "octopi" an objectionable[41] hypercorrection, feeling the form arose from the incorrect assumption that "octopus" is a Latin second-declension form. However, "octopus" is a scientific Latin third-declension noun with a plural of octopodes. Nevertheless, the Oxford English Dictionary (2008 Draft Revision)[42] lists "octopuses", "octopi", and "octopodes" (in that order), labelling "octopodes" 'rare' and noting that "octopi" derives from the misapprehension that octōpus is a second-declension Latin noun. The book further maintains that if the word were native to Latin, it would be third declension octōpēs (plural: octōpedes) after the pattern of pēs ("foot", plural pedēs).[43] The original Latin word for octopus and other similar species is polypus, from Greek polýpous (πολύπους, "many-footed"); again, usually the inappropriate plural polypī is used instead of polypodēs.

Fowler's Modern English Usage states, 'the only acceptable plural in English is "octopuses"', that "octopi" is 'misconceived', and "octopodes" 'pedantic'. Chambers 21st Century Dictionary[44] and the Compact Oxford Dictionary[45] list only "octopuses", although the latter notes that "octopodes" is 'still occasionally used'. The descriptivist Merriam-Webster 11th Collegiate Dictionary lists "octopuses" and "octopi" in that order; likewise, Webster's New World College Dictionary lists in order "octopuses", "octopi", and "octopodes".

In modern Greek, the word is χταπόδι (khtapódi; plural: χταπόδια, khtapódia), from Byzantine ὀκταπόδιον (oktapódion) derived from the Classical Greek variant ὀκτάπους (oktápous).
 
2012-11-09 01:43:14 PM  
Would they happen to be of the Pacific northwest arboreal variety?
 
2012-11-09 01:44:14 PM  
tentacles?
www.film.com
seemslegit.com
 
2012-11-09 01:44:33 PM  
Shoulda punched Octomom instead
 
2012-11-09 01:46:36 PM  

seumasokelly: I've already punched my octupus twice this morning in the stall at work.


Please tell me you work at home.
 
2012-11-09 01:47:53 PM  
People catch and eat octopi here in Seattle all the time. I usually catch much smaller ones as they hit on squid jigs, and you bet your ass I eat them. Also, no one gives a flying fark. They are not endangered in any way shape or form.

This kid did two things wrong. He was hunting in a very popular dive spot. While legal, it is the equivalent walking up to an old lady feeding the ducks at a city park and strangling one of them. And second, he was an unbelievable dick bag about it. If he hadn't been such a huge douche, none of this would have happened.

In the end, they will do what they should have done in the first place and make that particular area an underwater park. People who want to spearfish or dive for octos can drive literally a mile down the road to the less crowded side of Alki and dive there.
 
2012-11-09 01:49:51 PM  
To be fair, it was being a dick.
 
2012-11-09 01:50:11 PM  

Magnanimous_J: People catch and eat octopi here in Seattle all the time. I usually catch much smaller ones as they hit on squid jigs, and you bet your ass I eat them. Also, no one gives a flying fark. They are not endangered in any way shape or form.

This kid did two things wrong. He was hunting in a very popular dive spot. While legal, it is the equivalent walking up to an old lady feeding the ducks at a city park and strangling one of them. And second, he was an unbelievable dick bag about it. If he hadn't been such a huge douche, none of this would have happened.

In the end, they will do what they should have done in the first place and make that particular area an underwater park. People who want to spearfish or dive for octos can drive literally a mile down the road to the less crowded side of Alki and dive there.


So, basically, the dude was being a penis.
 
2012-11-09 01:52:24 PM  

NickBush24: Would they happen to be of the Pacific northwest arboreal variety?


Ya mean, The Pacific Tree Octopus

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-09 01:55:43 PM  

lohphat: Fowler's Modern English Usage states, 'the only acceptable plural in English is "octopuses"', that "octopi" is 'misconceived', and "octopodes" 'pedantic'.


Worse; it's octopedantic!
 
2012-11-09 01:55:56 PM  
Octopi Seattle.
 
2012-11-09 01:59:09 PM  
Meh, its been done
i135.photobucket.com


/On another note fark you NHL
 
2012-11-09 01:59:24 PM  
...and by "trend" you mean one guy. He's also been getting threats for having done it.
 
2012-11-09 02:01:01 PM  
I'd like to buy four pair of boxing gloves.
 
2012-11-09 02:08:51 PM  

Magnanimous_J: People catch and eat octopi here in Seattle all the time. I usually catch much smaller ones as they hit on squid jigs, and you bet your ass I eat them. Also, no one gives a flying fark. They are not endangered in any way shape or form.

This kid did two things wrong. He was hunting in a very popular dive spot. While legal, it is the equivalent walking up to an old lady feeding the ducks at a city park and strangling one of them. And second, he was an unbelievable dick bag about it. If he hadn't been such a huge douche, none of this would have happened.

In the end, they will do what they should have done in the first place and make that particular area an underwater park. People who want to spearfish or dive for octos can drive literally a mile down the road to the less crowded side of Alki and dive there.


If you walk up to a duck in a park and breaks it neck, you're probably committing a felony (at least in IL, don't know in WA).
 
2012-11-09 02:09:24 PM  

blatz514: seumasokelly: I've already punched my octupus twice this morning in the stall at work.

Please tell me you work at home.


Um, OK...I work at home. Do you feel better?

/I feel dirty
 
2012-11-09 02:18:52 PM  
Scott Lundy, a photographer and diver, was at the cove when Mayer surfaced and was seen punching the octopus.

So that's what kids are calling it these days.

But seriously, this phrase is confusing. Did this guy literally punch an octopus, and if so, WHY? And if not, is this phrase just a really stupid and awkward way to describe catching or killing an octopus?
 
2012-11-09 02:20:04 PM  
MAH PENIS HAS TENTACLES!!!!!!

/or was that testicles......*scratches head*
 
2012-11-09 02:23:10 PM  

NutWrench: Scott Lundy, a photographer and diver, was at the cove when Mayer surfaced and was seen punching the octopus.

So that's what kids are calling it these days.

But seriously, this phrase is confusing. Did this guy literally punch an octopus, and if so, WHY? And if not, is this phrase just a really stupid and awkward way to describe catching or killing an octopus?


Another article said that the diver was punching the octopus because it was wrapping it's tentacles around him. So he was punching it to make it stop.
 
2012-11-09 02:29:30 PM  

garumph: Another article said that the diver was punching the octopus because it was wrapping it's tentacles around him. So he was punching it to make it stop.


Oh . . . . ok. I wasn't paying attention and thought it was the photographer who was doing the octopus-punching.

/I would also like to go on record as being against the needless punching and killing of octopuses(?). I know I'll take a lot of heat for this but hey, sometimes you have to take a stand.
 
2012-11-09 02:30:10 PM  

GoldDude: Bah, I've been punching octopuses/octopi since before it became 'trendy'.


I'm onto punching other mollusk, you've probably never heard of them.
 
2012-11-09 02:31:29 PM  

Honest Bender: "I didn't know they were so beloved, or I wouldn't have done it,"

They aren't.


They actually kinda are. There are a ton of dive sites here where people don't pull octi because they're much cooler in the water than they are on your plate. Seacrest in particular is one of those places. I've got hundreds of dives there and I've never seen anyone pull out octopus, as they aren't that common there and it's a recreational site, rather than a hunting site. Plus, the bottom at Seacrest is a freaking Superfund area and you'd be a moron to eat any non-transient species taken there.

What is really going on with the outrage is that this particular octo was apparently a female sitting on a nest of eggs. I don't know if that is true or not (I have it on good authority that it is) then they guy that took it is a colossal douche bag and deserves to be drowned in the bathtub.

There was a similar near riot at Seacrest a few years ago when some clown was pulling six gill sharks out on hook and line.
 
2012-11-09 02:33:25 PM  

garumph: Another article said that the diver was punching the octopus because it was wrapping it's tentacles around him. So he was punching it to make it stop.


Octopuses are extremely strong and have a powerful grip that you cannot pull loose. They can and have grabbed cameras, spearguns, and grabbed and pulled loose oxygen lines. They also have a powerful beak that can bite right through airlines and wetsuits. If an octopus got a grip on you. you'd probably freak out too.

So good for Washington if they make this park a no-hunting zone so that tree hugger divers can feed wildlife, and accustom said wildlife to view divers as a source of food. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before a hungry octopus pursues a diver and maybe kills them.  Just like the stupid tourists that used to feed bears in Yellowstone and take pictures of themselves feeding the bears, or touching them, and eventually, some of them were attacked.
 
2012-11-09 02:34:03 PM  

seumasokelly: blatz514: seumasokelly: I've already punched my octupus twice this morning in the stall at work.

Please tell me you work at home.

Um, OK...I work at home. Do you feel better?

/I feel dirty


I just left the bathroom at work and it really sounded like some one was punching the octopus.

Or his pooping really gets him off.

*shrugs
 
2012-11-09 02:34:03 PM  

NutWrench: Scott Lundy, a photographer and diver, was at the cove when Mayer surfaced and was seen punching the octopus.

So that's what kids are calling it these days.

But seriously, this phrase is confusing. Did this guy literally punch an octopus, and if so, WHY? And if not, is this phrase just a really stupid and awkward way to describe catching or killing an octopus?


That is kind of how you bag them. Collapse their bag, turn them "inside out" and drown them.
 
2012-11-09 02:38:02 PM  

Rent Party: There was a similar near riot at Seacrest a few years ago when some clown was pulling six gill sharks out on hook and line.


What is so special about gill sharks?
 
2012-11-09 02:39:03 PM  
'Octopus punching'? Look, I don't care what hip thing you kids are calling it these days, but lets just call it 'fisting' like everyone else.
 
2012-11-09 02:41:17 PM  
I SIX PACK BOWLING BALL MY TAINT.
/come on everyone....make up funny euphemisms
 
2012-11-09 02:46:25 PM  

WeenerGord: Rent Party: There was a similar near riot at Seacrest a few years ago when some clown was pulling six gill sharks out on hook and line.

What is so special about gill sharks?


They spend the vast majority of their lives at thousands of feet of depth, coming shallow only to feed and breed. As a result, we know very little about them and getting to see one up close and in person is kind of a rare treat.

As a result of that event WFL closed the fishery.
 
2012-11-09 02:52:38 PM  

Honest Bender: "I didn't know they were so beloved, or I wouldn't have done it,"

They aren't. And people don't really care nearly as much as their shrill cries of outrage would lead you to believe. Lay low for a week or so. The east coast hurricane and the recent election should shroud you in white noise until this all blows over.

/Hunting octopus?
//STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!


How else is he going to get his 15 minutes? I mean, his friend still hasn't unveiled his 'art' project. Be a shame to let all the free pub go to waste.
 
2012-11-09 03:01:03 PM  
 
2012-11-09 03:01:19 PM  
Yes, hunting GPOs is legal in WA. With a license, you can take one per day in season. They are not endangered.

The outrage included: (1) said octopus was viewed by many divers recently as it was close-in to shore at Alki so you didn't have to be a strong diver (below 40 feet) to see it. Kind of a nice thing in our 45-degree water and extreme currents. (2) While said octopus was not a "female sitting on eggs," it was a beautiful specimen, probably not a youngster. (3) Said diver, when approached by other divers on shore, told them his "artist friend" asked him for a GPO for his Halloween installment, not for said diver's diner. (4) Said diver did, in fact, punch and continue to punch the GPO until it died because it was fighting him.

Even IF said diver was taking a GPO for dinner, its size would render it nearly inedible; even with a light poach and grilling, it would be tough as leather.

But, finally, you can't fix douchiness. He was a tool, and the diving community was and is outraged. No one wants to change the law about taking GPOs in season; but since Alki is a walk-in dive site, it is one of the few places in Puget Sound where you can see GPOs up close and personal without being a serious diver. Close Alki to GPO hunting. 

/Seattle resident
 
2012-11-09 03:04:43 PM  
F*ck 'em, I'd go kill another one.
 
2012-11-09 03:10:42 PM  

WeenerGord: How to hunt octopus


Wow...that was pretty amazing! "Bite through the nerve"!!!
 
2012-11-09 03:11:04 PM  

Mrs. Beasley: Yes, hunting GPOs is legal in WA. With a license, you can take one per day in season. They are not endangered.

The outrage included: (1) said octopus was viewed by many divers recently as it was close-in to shore at Alki so you didn't have to be a strong diver (below 40 feet) to see it. Kind of a nice thing in our 45-degree water and extreme currents. (2) While said octopus was not a "female sitting on eggs," it was a beautiful specimen, probably not a youngster. (3) Said diver, when approached by other divers on shore, told them his "artist friend" asked him for a GPO for his Halloween installment, not for said diver's diner. (4) Said diver did, in fact, punch and continue to punch the GPO until it died because it was fighting him.

Even IF said diver was taking a GPO for dinner, its size would render it nearly inedible; even with a light poach and grilling, it would be tough as leather.

But, finally, you can't fix douchiness. He was a tool, and the diving community was and is outraged. No one wants to change the law about taking GPOs in season; but since Alki is a walk-in dive site, it is one of the few places in Puget Sound where you can see GPOs up close and personal without being a serious diver. Close Alki to GPO hunting. 

/Seattle resident


I'll vote for that.
 
2012-11-09 03:19:44 PM  
when he took one of the charismatic animals

By 'charismatic', the author means 'tasty'.
 
2012-11-09 03:22:43 PM  

mojoimage.com


Approves.

 
2012-11-09 03:23:49 PM  

Hector Remarkable: when he took one of the charismatic animals

By 'charismatic', the author means 'tasty'.


They're really not. They're kind of chewy, and as far as north west seafood options go, there are much more appetizing options.

And they really are charismatic (which is why I don't eat them.) They are curious and non aggressive (unless you're a douchebag trying to yank them out of their hole and kill them). One of my favorite things to do with new divers that have never seen a live one is to take off my glove and let my fingers drift along the end of a tentacle. They like the heat and will reach out to explore the warmth. Given enough time and nerve, the entire animal will wrap itself around your hand. Getting it to release is sometimes a bit of a challenge.
 
2012-11-09 03:24:36 PM  
Why the long face?

mynorthwest.com
 
2012-11-09 03:40:27 PM  

Rent Party: Hector Remarkable: when he took one of the charismatic animals

By 'charismatic', the author means 'tasty'.

They're really not. They're kind of chewy, and as far as north west seafood options go, there are much more appetizing options.

And they really are charismatic (which is why I don't eat them.) They are curious and non aggressive (unless you're a douchebag trying to yank them out of their hole and kill them). One of my favorite things to do with new divers that have never seen a live one is to take off my glove and let my fingers drift along the end of a tentacle. They like the heat and will reach out to explore the warmth. Given enough time and nerve, the entire animal will wrap itself around your hand. Getting it to release is sometimes a bit of a challenge.



That is because they have not been punched enough...
 
2012-11-09 04:30:26 PM  
This story always struck me as being much more about the douche-tacular nature of the dude-bro than about the octopus.
I can absolutely see people, who otherwise know better, indulging some supposition and arm-waving in order to create and send a message to this cretin and those like him.
 
2012-11-09 04:49:29 PM  

Mrs. Beasley: Yes, hunting GPOs is legal in WA. With a license, you can take one per day in season. They are not endangered.

The outrage included: (1) said octopus was viewed by many divers recently as it was close-in to shore at Alki so you didn't have to be a strong diver (below 40 feet) to see it. Kind of a nice thing in our 45-degree water and extreme currents. (2) While said octopus was not a "female sitting on eggs," it was a beautiful specimen, probably not a youngster. (3) Said diver, when approached by other divers on shore, told them his "artist friend" asked him for a GPO for his Halloween installment, not for said diver's diner. (4) Said diver did, in fact, punch and continue to punch the GPO until it died because it was fighting him.

Even IF said diver was taking a GPO for dinner, its size would render it nearly inedible; even with a light poach and grilling, it would be tough as leather.

But, finally, you can't fix douchiness. He was a tool, and the diving community was and is outraged. No one wants to change the law about taking GPOs in season; but since Alki is a walk-in dive site, it is one of the few places in Puget Sound where you can see GPOs up close and personal without being a serious diver. Close Alki to GPO hunting. 

/Seattle resident


To be fair, instead of laying low and letting the world forget about him, he put himself out there again in order to make sure nobody can make the same boneheaded mistake he did. I mean that's gotta be deserving of some respect.
 
2012-11-09 04:53:25 PM  

halB: To be fair, instead of laying low and letting the world forget about him, he put himself out there again in order to make sure nobody can make the same boneheaded mistake he did. I mean that's gotta be deserving of some respect.


What mistake? He filed the paperwork. He did everything by the book. What he did was perfectly legal.
 
2012-11-09 05:04:04 PM  
Octopus are quite beloved by the ladies.

NSFW
 
2012-11-09 05:04:08 PM  

Surool: halB: To be fair, instead of laying low and letting the world forget about him, he put himself out there again in order to make sure nobody can make the same boneheaded mistake he did. I mean that's gotta be deserving of some respect.

What mistake? He filed the paperwork. He did everything by the book. What he did was perfectly legal.


He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.
 
2012-11-09 05:07:07 PM  

redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.


I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.
 
2012-11-09 05:27:12 PM  

Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.


A bunch of people had linked to it. Apparently a bunch of the local divers had an unwritten rule and he violated it.
 
2012-11-09 05:39:51 PM  

redmid17: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

A bunch of people had linked to it. Apparently a bunch of the local divers had an unwritten rule and he violated it.


If you didn't agree to an unwritten, unposted, unofficial rule, can you really 'violate' it?
 
2012-11-09 05:42:12 PM  

Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.


I never meant to imply the guy isn't a douche, but I also think that is extreme considering he filed the right paperwork (asked for and received permission) to do this.
 
2012-11-09 05:51:40 PM  

Surool: redmid17: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

A bunch of people had linked to it. Apparently a bunch of the local divers had an unwritten rule and he violated it.

If you didn't agree to an unwritten, unposted, unofficial rule, can you really 'violate' it?


The ultimate arbiters of the unwritten rule are the people who "wrote" it, so I guess you can. I, for one, find unwritten rules to be farking stupid. It's one thing if it's a gentleman's agreement or something about friends, but in a commercial game played to entertain people they are not acceptable.
 
2012-11-09 05:58:45 PM  

redmid17: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

A bunch of people had linked to it. Apparently a bunch of the local divers had an unwritten rule and he violated it.


I am a local diver, and I don't know much about "unwritten rules." To yank pretty much anything out of Seacrest is pretty farking rude, though, as well as a health hazard.

That being said, divers are kind of like underwater hipster goths. They have yards of rules about how you're supposed to behave and "cultural" rules and very rigid hierarchies that they feel are very important to adhere to and they get pretty uptight if you tell them to fark off.

This kid was a douche for pulling the octopus, but I'd still dive with him.
 
2012-11-09 05:59:17 PM  

Surool: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

I never meant to imply the guy isn't a douche, but I also think that is extreme considering he filed the right paperwork (asked for and received permission) to do this.


It really isn't much in the way of paperwork. It is just a basic shellfish license. You get one once a year so you can get clams and oysters anyway. If you are a diver, you are going to have a shellfish license so you can bring in crab at least.
 
2012-11-09 06:11:29 PM  

Surool: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

I never meant to imply the guy isn't a douche, but I also think that is extreme considering he filed the right paperwork (asked for and received permission) to do this.


I generally have no issue with people hunting if they are doing according to Hoyle. Washington State Fish and Wildlife does a pretty good job with managing fisheries and herd sizes.
 
2012-11-09 06:40:27 PM  

Rent Party: Hector Remarkable: when he took one of the charismatic animals

By 'charismatic', the author means 'tasty'.

They're really not. They're kind of chewy, and as far as north west seafood options go, there are much more appetizing options.

And they really are charismatic (which is why I don't eat them.) They are curious and non aggressive (unless you're a douchebag trying to yank them out of their hole and kill them). One of my favorite things to do with new divers that have never seen a live one is to take off my glove and let my fingers drift along the end of a tentacle. They like the heat and will reach out to explore the warmth. Given enough time and nerve, the entire animal will wrap itself around your hand. Getting it to release is sometimes a bit of a challenge.


Until they bite you. Their beaks are pretty powerful.

But I'm with you. Like dolphins, they're pretty intelligent and I can't eat them.
 
2012-11-09 06:44:23 PM  

lohphat: Rent Party: Hector Remarkable: when he took one of the charismatic animals

By 'charismatic', the author means 'tasty'.

They're really not. They're kind of chewy, and as far as north west seafood options go, there are much more appetizing options.

And they really are charismatic (which is why I don't eat them.) They are curious and non aggressive (unless you're a douchebag trying to yank them out of their hole and kill them). One of my favorite things to do with new divers that have never seen a live one is to take off my glove and let my fingers drift along the end of a tentacle. They like the heat and will reach out to explore the warmth. Given enough time and nerve, the entire animal will wrap itself around your hand. Getting it to release is sometimes a bit of a challenge.

Until they bite you. Their beaks are pretty powerful.

But I'm with you. Like dolphins, they're pretty intelligent and I can't eat them.


They are too smart. That's why we eat them...to keep their numbers down.
 
2012-11-09 07:41:42 PM  
"I didn't know they were so beloved, or I wouldn't have done it," he told the commission

I don't really believe this for a second. Everything I've read about this indicates that the dude is an arrogant douche who enjoys torturing animals. He posted a video on youtube of him blowing up a live chicken. Not only does he like hurting animals but he likes being as in your face and offensive about it as possible. He went to the most popular dive site around, took one of the best specimens there was and brutally killed it in front of a crowd of people that had gathered to watch. When someone confronted him he was as douchy as he could possibly be, drug the animal across the pavement still alive, tossed it in the back of his truck and drove off.

Even days after this when the dive community was in an uproar and local media was covering the story he still wasn't backing down. He threatened to go back and kill the rest of the octopus there if the guy who confronted him didn't apologize to HIM for his behavior.

Since then he has been fired from his job, ostracized from the diving community and received death threats. His family was so worried they lawyered up and with sound legal advice his attitude has finally changed. I don't think he's actually changed though, I think he's just been well coached by his lawyer. A guy that's this much of an arrogant jerk will not change overnight, if ever.
 
2012-11-09 08:03:34 PM  

ElBarto79: "I didn't know they were so beloved, or I wouldn't have done it," he told the commission

I don't really believe this for a second. Everything I've read about this indicates that the dude is an arrogant douche who enjoys torturing animals. He posted a video on youtube of him blowing up a live chicken. Not only does he like hurting animals but he likes being as in your face and offensive about it as possible. He went to the most popular dive site around, took one of the best specimens there was and brutally killed it in front of a crowd of people that had gathered to watch. When someone confronted him he was as douchy as he could possibly be, drug the animal across the pavement still alive, tossed it in the back of his truck and drove off.

Even days after this when the dive community was in an uproar and local media was covering the story he still wasn't backing down. He threatened to go back and kill the rest of the octopus there if the guy who confronted him didn't apologize to HIM for his behavior.

Since then he has been fired from his job, ostracized from the diving community and received death threats. His family was so worried they lawyered up and with sound legal advice his attitude has finally changed. I don't think he's actually changed though, I think he's just been well coached by his lawyer. A guy that's this much of an arrogant jerk will not change overnight, if ever.


What job? All I've seen is that local dive shops said they won't train him to do his dream job of being a rescue diver.
 
2012-11-09 08:07:31 PM  

Rent Party: redmid17: Rent Party: redmid17:
He got banned from all the dive shops in Seattle for it. I mean I can print up 100 copies of Mein Kampf and try to hand them out at the ADL weekly meetings. It's totally legal and it's also a farking idiotic thing to do.

I hadn't read that. The guy is a douche, but I think that's kind of extreme.

A bunch of people had linked to it. Apparently a bunch of the local divers had an unwritten rule and he violated it.

I am a local diver, and I don't know much about "unwritten rules." To yank pretty much anything out of Seacrest is pretty farking rude, though, as well as a health hazard.

That being said, divers are kind of like underwater hipster goths. They have yards of rules about how you're supposed to behave and "cultural" rules and very rigid hierarchies that they feel are very important to adhere to and they get pretty uptight if you tell them to fark off.

This kid was a douche for pulling the octopus, but I'd still dive with him.


Locals Only Brah!
www.heyroger.com
 
2012-11-09 08:25:49 PM  

redmid17: What job? All I've seen is that local dive shops said they won't train him to do his dream job of being a rescue diver.


You can read the original thread that started everything here: Link

If you look at the second post on the last page someone mentions that his employer asked him not to return to work, I don't have any confirmation if this is actually true though.
 
2012-11-09 08:42:08 PM  

ElBarto79: I don't really believe this for a second. Everything I've read about this indicates that the dude is an arrogant douche who enjoys torturing animals. He posted a video on youtube of him blowing up a live chicken. Not only does he like hurting animals but he likes being as in your face and offensive about it as possible. He went to the most popular dive site around, took one of the best specimens there was and brutally killed it in front of a crowd of people that had gathered to watch. When someone confronted him he was as douchy as he could possibly be, drug the animal across the pavement still alive, tossed it in the back of his truck and drove off.



The problem is that everything you wrote above is what the locals SAID he did, there is NO PROOF, nobody copied any of the supposed "torture" pics or vids from his facebook, so maybe they never existed, maybe some treehugger diver locals just got in his face over a perfectly legal harvest, which would piss off any hunter, then they made up a bunch of lies to start a smear campaign against him, just for hunting in "their" dive spot.

If he actually did torture animals, why isn't he being prosecuted for animal cruelty? Maybe he never did any such thing.
 
2012-11-09 08:59:09 PM  
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2012-11-09 09:16:51 PM  

WeenerGord: The problem is that everything you wrote above is what the locals SAID he did, there is NO PROOF, nobody copied any of the supposed "torture" pics or vids from his facebook, so maybe they never existed, maybe some treehugger diver locals just got in his face over a perfectly legal harvest, which would piss off any hunter, then they made up a bunch of lies to start a smear campaign against him, just for hunting in "their" dive spot.

If he actually did torture animals, why isn't he being prosecuted for animal cruelty? Maybe he never did any such thing.


Here is the video of him blowing up a live chicken: Link
And a video he made of a dying cow for some reason: Link

Some people did take screenshots of some of the stuff on his facebook but I'm not going to bother tracking it down. There are enough people that saw it there is not really any denying it was there, and he has never denied any of it was there. Why is no one pursuing it? I don't know, maybe he's just a dumb kid and they don't feel it's worth it, or maybe they feel he's been punished enough by the media. But if you watch these videos and see how thoroughly he enjoys torturing animals and watching them suffer you will understand why people are in such an uproar. This is someone who enjoys killing not for meat or even for sport but because he enjoys watching animals suffer, the more pain the better.
 
2012-11-10 08:22:01 AM  
mmm, tako
 
2012-11-10 09:35:19 AM  

Rent Party:
I am a local diver, and I don't know much about "unwritten rules." To yank pretty much anything out of Seacrest is pretty farking rude, though, as well as a health hazard.

That being said, divers are kind of like underwater hipster goths. They have yards of rules about how you're supposed to behave and "cultural" rules and very rigid hierarchies that they feel are very important to adhere to and they get pretty uptight if you tell them to fark off.

This kid was a douche for pulling the octopus, but I'd still dive with him.


me too.. but i would resurface alone.
 
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