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(The Onion)   "At press time, Rove detonated one of his grenades, destroying the clock tower and sending his dismembered body parts cascading to the ground"   (theonion.com) divider line 16
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2012-11-09 10:59:48 AM
He went with a bang.
 
2012-11-09 11:01:30 AM
Well, finally some good news...

Oh, the Onion? Damn.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:42 AM

CygnusDarius: He went with a bang.


For some reason I read that in Bugs Bunny-imitating-Peter Lorre's voice.
 
2012-11-09 11:04:25 AM
I think the funniest part was near the end when they mentioned Rove was a "basketball standout."
 
2012-11-09 11:05:06 AM

NewsTalk: Well, finally some good news...

Oh, the Onion? Damn.


Yeah, Onion should not get our hopes up like that.
 
2012-11-09 11:07:18 AM
This would be funnier if it wasn't obvious to everyone that Rove is not a True Right-Wing Believer, but rather a slimy opportunist who would happily sell his reprehensible "services" to anyone willing to pay him well for it.
 
2012-11-09 11:13:10 AM

No Such Agency: This would be funnier if it wasn't obvious to everyone that Rove is not a True Right-Wing Believer, but rather a slimy opportunist who would happily sell his reprehensible "services" to anyone willing to pay him well for it.


These aren't mutually exclusive.
 
2012-11-09 11:14:14 AM
Since it's Kick Karl Rove Day...

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2012-11-09 11:22:15 AM
Wait. There's a second shooter in that tower!!1! And it looks like she's stopped reloading.

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2012-11-09 11:25:03 AM

No Such Agency: This would be funnier if it wasn't obvious to everyone that Rove is not a True Right-Wing Believer, but rather a slimy opportunist who would happily sell his reprehensible "services" to anyone willing to pay him well for it.


Reminds me of Ann Coulter.
 
2012-11-09 11:30:47 AM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Wait. There's a second shooter in that tower!!1! And it looks like she's stopped reloading.

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Awesome
 
2012-11-09 11:35:51 AM
Wait! It looks like NRA supporter Charlton Heston is now the THIRD shooter!!1!

i449.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-09 12:05:06 PM
www.freakingnews.com

Karl and his little pal "Dubya" in happier times.
 
2012-11-09 12:10:57 PM
"Rove reportedly walked up 27 floors to the top of the clock tower"

Come on, Onion! At least try to be believable.
 
2012-11-09 02:49:11 PM
*snerk*

/On a positive note, thank the Gods he didn't actually do anything drastic. He was really having a tough time, and I'm glad he didn't go apeshiat and hurt himself or someone else.
 
2012-11-09 11:51:02 PM
You people should remember that even Rove has a family. We can only hope that they are as relieved by his suicide as the rest of the nation.
 
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